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over a year ago
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"Nothing worse than having a Monday horn on a Thursday!! "
If that's the case you may wanna have a look at going to the doctors or start a career as a porn stud |
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"Nothing worse than having a Monday horn on a Thursday!!
If that's the case you may wanna have a look at going to the doctors or start a career as a porn stud "
I thought I was offered a job in a porn shop.... turned out to be a pawn shop!
I hate bad phonelines!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's fucking dire!!
Suck it up get out the dildo and sort it or you could always call softgentle
Done, I whipped it out after work "
I was preferring option 2  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nearly as bad as a Tuesday one!!
Can I comment on that tomorrow?
So?
Marginally worse than yesterday
I'm a freakin' menace to society "
Are you gonna blow?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nearly as bad as a Tuesday one!!
Can I comment on that tomorrow?
So?
Marginally worse than yesterday
I'm a freakin' menace to society
Are you gonna blow? "
I fear I just might  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just slipped off a wet stepladder and impaled myself on a branch of a tree so I've pretty much fucked myself already "
Ooyah! Not a bad one I hope MM. |
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