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over a year ago
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Not a chat up line but a friend of mine described a lets say promiscuous girl as "having more rogers than a walkie talkie"
Made me laugh.
As far as chat up lines I think they should all be banned! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not a chat up line but a friend of mine described a lets say promiscuous girl as "having more rogers than a walkie talkie"
Made me laugh.
As far as chat up lines I think they should all be banned!"
That is brilliant!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once had a guy sing Galway girl to me, few little problems with that at the time I was blonde and my eyes are brown and we were in Limerick  "
Ha what was your response?? |
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Okay do before i even start i have never used this but a work mate has.
He walks up to an english girl in a bar in town, asks her what her favourite flowers are and after she tells him he says thanks, I just need to know what to bring to the funeral after I murder your pussy"
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" Okay do before i even start i have never used this but a work mate has.
He walks up to an english girl in a bar in town, asks her what her favourite flowers are and after she tells him he says thanks, I just need to know what to bring to the funeral after I murder your pussy"
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I herby distance myself from any comments or jokes I have made in the past present or future "
Holy sweet Jesus  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Okay do before i even start i have never used this but a work mate has.
He walks up to an english girl in a bar in town, asks her what her favourite flowers are and after she tells him he says thanks, I just need to know what to bring to the funeral after I murder your pussy" Hahaha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a friend of mine (ahem) used to very sucsesfully i migt add approach ladies in night clubs and offe the following proposition
"Do you wanna go halves on a bastard"
How I eh him didn't get killed is beyond me... it's all in the delivery folks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well i think i got the worst line this morning from a mail
"jasus Christ id throw a saddle on that"
arsehole!!
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eve  oh jaysis"
yes exactly
ive heard of treating women like meat but in this case i must be horse meat! |
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"Well i think i got the worst line this morning from a mail
"jasus Christ id throw a saddle on that"
arsehole!!
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eve oh jaysisyes exactly
ive heard of treating women like meat but in this case i must be horse meat! "
Very true |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well i think i got the worst line this morning from a mail
"jasus Christ id throw a saddle on that"
arsehole!!
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eve oh jaysisyes exactly
ive heard of treating women like meat but in this case i must be horse meat! Very true"
jasus tks!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well i think i got the worst line this morning from a mail
"jasus Christ id throw a saddle on that"
arsehole!!
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eve oh jaysisyes exactly
ive heard of treating women like meat but in this case i must be horse meat! Very truejasus tks!! "
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have seen this in action " do those tits feel as good as they look". I thought the guy was going to get a slap but to my surprise no he was offered a feel and lots more later. Knowing my luck if I tried it I would have got the slap. |
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"I have seen this in action " do those tits feel as good as they look". I thought the guy was going to get a slap but to my surprise no he was offered a feel and lots more later. Knowing my luck if I tried it I would have got the slap. "
I tried that years ago but got reported to the principal. She wasn't amused either |
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