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"My older sisters older sister! 
Oh just so we're clear that was when I was 19! Lol  "
There's 9 years between me and my lil bro, he was 22 and I was 29, took him shopping for new clothes and he wanted two shirts aswell as jeans and a jacket (cheeky fecker) and the sales assistant who couldn't have been much younger then me said "oh wouldn't you be a lucky guy, ask you mam there if you can get them all"
I was mortified |
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"Adolf Hitler
I'm a really nice warm friendly kind of guy if I do say so myself "
Hitler described you as warm and friendly??? Well I'd that aint a grade A endorsement I don't know what is   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My older sisters older sister!
Oh just so we're clear that was when I was 19! Lol
There's 9 years between me and my lil bro, he was 22 and I was 29, took him shopping for new clothes and he wanted two shirts aswell as jeans and a jacket (cheeky fecker) and the sales assistant who couldn't have been much younger then me said "oh wouldn't you be a lucky guy, ask you mam there if you can get them all"
I was mortified "
Pmsl. I've had that one as well. My sister (four years younger) would run about shopping centre like something demented calling myself n Pat mummy n daddy! Again I was only 19/20 lol  |
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"Adolf Hitler
I'm a really nice warm friendly kind of guy if I do say so myself
Hitler described you as warm and friendly??? Well I'd that aint a grade A endorsement I don't know what is "
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I got called egotistical and shallow because I asked to see a face pics of a couple before I'd give a yes or no on a meet.
I'm sorry, but we're pretty much all here for sex in some shape or form, and if I don't find you attractive, I don't want to have sex with you! How is that selfish?
I dunno, people are weird.  |
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"what's the worst description anyone has ever to describe you.
iv been described as a great draught excluder
It's terrible when you call yourself such things !!"
shut up. you complained about the draught in the room then got me to swap sides of the bed and said thats better you block the draught. |
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Apples told a lady just before we got down and dirty that I was in my late 50's,
No matter how I tried to convince this lady that I'm actually in my 40's, I didn't think she was convinced. ...
After she she told me she didn't care that if I was almost 60 I looked pretty good for it...
Ollie. |
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"Apples told a lady just before we got down and dirty that I was in my late 50's,
No matter how I tried to convince this lady that I'm actually in my 40's, I didn't think she was convinced. ...
After she she told me she didn't care that if I was almost 60 I looked pretty good for it...
Ollie. "
Wounder who that was |
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"Apples told a lady just before we got down and dirty that I was in my late 50's,
No matter how I tried to convince this lady that I'm actually in my 40's, I didn't think she was convinced. ...
After she she told me she didn't care that if I was almost 60 I looked pretty good for it...
Ollie.
Wounder who that was "
Shall we put that down as a confession...?  |
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