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Chat up lines for women to use!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Seen these on Facebook!!! Some for the women to use! Add some more!!
5. I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off.
4. Do these feel real to you ?
3. I'm studying nursing. We just learned how to bathe a patient. Would you mind if I practice on you ?
2. I'm not wearing any socks. In fact, I have the matching set on.
1. If I told you I worked for DHL, would you let me handle your package ?
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I find honesty works best for me 
If I use lines im surely going to make a tit of myself n b left red faced  "
That's interesting so if u fancied the pants off a bloke in a bar and would love to have him doing press u on top of u what would u say as u walk up to him ??? |
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Is your dad a baker those are some buns
You must of fell from heaven because you look like an angel
And my personal favourite
Do you know my shirt is made of boyfriend material
Actually makes my night when people use these lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bit off topic here but me and the lads used to think up anti-chat up lines... Like so so bad... Just for shits and giggles. Stuff like
"I had to go to marine collage just to learn how to motorboat"
"Back in home country the man fucks donkey, I think your much better"
Cause let's face it... Chat up lines a bs to begin with.if theirs chemistry people click. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find honesty works best for me
If I use lines im surely going to make a tit of myself n b left red faced
That's interesting so if u fancied the pants off a bloke in a bar and would love to have him doing press u on top of u what would u say as u walk up to him ???"
Two solutions
Go up n tell him he's hot n ask if he's single
Or don't go near him at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wat wud u do if I kissed you
Lob the gob right back
Himself did lol 14 years ago, dam I can kiss
I'll have to take your word on that one!  "
Hehe xxx good line tho  |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
"Seen these on Facebook!!! Some for the women to use! Add some more!!
5. I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off.
4. Do these feel real to you ?
3. I'm studying nursing. We just learned how to bathe a patient. Would you mind if I practice on you ?
2. I'm not wearing any socks. In fact, I have the matching set on.
1. If I told you I worked for DHL, would you let me handle your package ?
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#3 was actually true at one point  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love the DHL one frosty...
Ull have to get urself a Rex and yellow jacket 
Am... I'm foxie. And I think the word ur looking for is red cj! "
Sorieeeeeee Foxy dam autocorrect
I love this thread tho... |
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"Girl you're like a dictionary....
...you add meaning to my life.
The sunglasses at the end does not make that one cool to say to someone... "
More often than not cheesy lines get the desired effect......a giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A line that works for me is going up to a group of 3 or more women and walking into the middle. 'Sorry for disturbing you fine ladies but my mates made a bet with me that I wouldn't come and talk to you'
Law of averages says that one of them will think you are a dickhead, another will think you are d*unk. And if you are lucky one of them will want to suck your cock. (You go in hoping that it's the good looking one that wants to suck you, not the gorilla)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't use a chat up line...in fact I am useless at all of that "
Snap - I de never remember the chat up line and probably make a tit of myself and just end up going red in the face |
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"Seen these on Facebook!!! Some for the women to use! Add some more!!
5. I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off.
4. Do these feel real to you ?
3. I'm studying nursing. We just learned how to bathe a patient. Would you mind if I practice on you ?
2. I'm not wearing any socks. In fact, I have the matching set on.
1. If I told you I worked for DHL, would you let me handle your package ?
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Haha have any women on fab used any of these's chat up lines ha ha ha |
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