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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You really got laugh when people make wild assumptions about you on here and don't even know you from Adam. Our favourite one was at a m&g a month ago when a guy from a couple assumed we were a fuck buddy couple due to the age difference between myself and kitty.
Numerous other ones made lately but we don't give those the time of day due to the person making them.
What the craziest assumption or even funniest you've had?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.
We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps  |
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"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.
We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps "
Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.
We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps
Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking
Tomcat "
I personally use it if someone does something that makes me furious... it takes the seriousness out of a situation to call someone an absolute sausage instead of an explitive that would usually fuel a fire. Just do it inwardly, usually if you verbally call someone a sausage its met with confusion...  |
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over a year ago
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"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.
We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps
Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking
Tomcat
I personally use it if someone does something that makes me furious... it takes the seriousness out of a situation to call someone an absolute sausage instead of an explitive that would usually fuel a fire. Just do it inwardly, usually if you verbally call someone a sausage its met with confusion... "
Pmsl I love it!!!!! I am so gonna be using that in the future lol. I love causing confusion with people then usually they can't tell whether I am kidding or being serious lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.
We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps
Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking
Tomcat
I personally use it if someone does something that makes me furious... it takes the seriousness out of a situation to call someone an absolute sausage instead of an explitive that would usually fuel a fire. Just do it inwardly, usually if you verbally call someone a sausage its met with confusion...
Pmsl I love it!!!!! I am so gonna be using that in the future lol. I love causing confusion with people then usually they can't tell whether I am kidding or being serious lol
Kitty "
I'm actually so relieved with that response... in my head I was thinking "awh shite, I let the weird out... that's it now.. it's all over". Lol it works though, trust me  |
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"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.
We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps
Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking
Tomcat
I personally use it if someone does something that makes me furious... it takes the seriousness out of a situation to call someone an absolute sausage instead of an explitive that would usually fuel a fire. Just do it inwardly, usually if you verbally call someone a sausage its met with confusion...
Pmsl I love it!!!!! I am so gonna be using that in the future lol. I love causing confusion with people then usually they can't tell whether I am kidding or being serious lol
Kitty
I'm actually so relieved with that response... in my head I was thinking "awh shite, I let the weird out... that's it now.. it's all over". Lol it works though, trust me "
Lol. I'm a huge fan of weirdly funny. Why be boring old normal eh? Embrace ur weirdness I say. ( it's the reason I'm always smiling lol. Cos in my head I'm being so weird ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wats age got to do wi it anyway ffs, sure himself goes nuts people assume always me on, if it's the witching hour it,ll be him n the msgs he sends ain't as nice as mine  j xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.
We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps
Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking
Tomcat
I personally use it if someone does something that makes me furious... it takes the seriousness out of a situation to call someone an absolute sausage instead of an explitive that would usually fuel a fire. Just do it inwardly, usually if you verbally call someone a sausage its met with confusion...
Pmsl I love it!!!!! I am so gonna be using that in the future lol. I love causing confusion with people then usually they can't tell whether I am kidding or being serious lol
Kitty
I'm actually so relieved with that response... in my head I was thinking "awh shite, I let the weird out... that's it now.. it's all over". Lol it works though, trust me
Lol. I'm a huge fan of weirdly funny. Why be boring old normal eh? Embrace ur weirdness I say. ( it's the reason I'm always smiling lol. Cos in my head I'm being so weird )"
There are not enough thumbs on the internet for this... this is me in a nutshell lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently it's not even me in my pics and I look like princess Fiona from Shrek....this came from someone who never met me. Maybe I do!  . You just gotta laugh, people make assumptions here without any knowledge at all. Par for the course on fab. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Allearently i am only here trying to get into females knickers like WTF
Ah jaysus cj,sure why would u be doing that,didn't u get enough knickers from my laundry last time u came to visit
Kitty "
Yea but sur they had no crotches and me bits kept falling out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You really got laugh when people make wild assumptions about you on here and don't even know you from Adam. Our favourite one was at a m&g a month ago when a guy from a couple assumed we were a fuck buddy couple due to the age difference between myself and kitty.
Numerous other ones made lately but we don't give those the time of day due to the person making them.
What the craziest assumption or even funniest you've had?
Tomcat "
You know what they say about assumptions, TomTom? They are the mother of all fuck ups. Someone on here assumed M was nasty to them.....*loud buzzer*...nope. Never happened.
People assume M is a wee push over cause he's all heart but my dark knight can fight.
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People can assume. Most assumptions are wrong
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By (user no longer on site)
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One man kept insisting I'd meet him and make it worth while, due to been down the country working as I'm a make up artist, I was doing a bridal party to which I obviously couldn't let down and leave in middle of it and I was approx 5 hours away from bloke he called me fake I wasn't a real person even tou I'm verified and your man on site over a year and not verified,called me a virgin when I'm far from it and then called me a useless cunt!!
Some people are desperados
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You really got laugh when people make wild assumptions about you on here and don't even know you from Adam. Our favourite one was at a m&g a month ago when a guy from a couple assumed we were a fuck buddy couple due to the age difference between myself and kitty.
Numerous other ones made lately but we don't give those the time of day due to the person making them.
What the craziest assumption or even funniest you've had?
Tomcat "
but you guys are in the same age range we have come across couples where the female is in her 20s and the guy in his 50s an sometimes 60s but we never judge them love is love no matter what age |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I'v been called a cunt so many times on here im starting to think it's my second name
i always thought ur were a bit of fanny
Quite Frankly my dear always thought you were a Dick too.
shusssh the forum regulars dont know me , im trying too be liked on one part of the site ffs just cos everyone knows ur cunt dont take it out on me "
Get a room u two
Text me the number I'll sit quietly in the corner and watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure apparently I'm a guy! !
Mrs S 
It's statements like that that make me get down on my knees and thank god I'm bi.
On your knees are ye "
I live on me knees. People think I'm short but I'm not really. |
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