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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok folks...please have a laugh with this, but If ya wanna have a dig go for it...i dont mind watching ppl duke it out in the forums..lol
Give us your take on status updates, be cynical, be funny, be whatever ya want..ill go first.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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'you know who you are'...
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.this really means..
.'hey..im not getting anywhere near enough attention and haven't actually had sex in fucking months, so I'll post this to make people think my sex life is great and maybe somebody will fab my pics and send me mail!!..  ' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i do wish fab was a little like facebook where you can unfollow some people ...
There is a few i like to have on my friends list but the constant status updates are annoying ... who cares if your horny !
Or just had the best afternoon ever with the most sexy guy alive
yes i just met Elvis  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Insert number) more sleeps"...
This means.."I'm going to be doing something exciting in a certain period of time and you're not.... Na na na na na.
I'm also assuming you will want to know but I'm not telling..
I'm also assuming I'll get the required number of sleeps and not wake up dead.."...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Opaque reference to named individual"
Doesn't reflect well on the poster, there are all sorts of horses for all sorts of courses in here... no need to denigrate the supposed opposition
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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'xxxx(third person narrative) is not a happy girl.please read my profile '
'xxxxxx(third person narrative) knows where to find all the good cock'
'xxxxx(third person narrative) is glad you ladies like his new pic'
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..these ones...and all derivitives of them are really easy to interpret...they simply mean
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.'I........am a complete tool' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"only here for the chat side of fab"
I also only watch porn for plumbing tips.
"Just curious"
I'm here to stalk my ex.
"Wet and sticky here"
day 26 of my refusal to shower is going well.
"Just shaved where needed"
You can now see the love/hate tattoos on my knuckles clearly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'you know who you are'...
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.this really means..
.'hey..im not getting anywhere near enough attention and haven't actually had sex in fucking months, so I'll post this to make people think my sex life is great and maybe somebody will fab my pics and send me mail!!.. '"
Oh dear I've just used that line lol |
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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago
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"'xxxx(third person narrative) is not a happy girl.please read my profile '
'xxxxxx(third person narrative) knows where to find all the good cock'
'xxxxx(third person narrative) is glad you ladies like his new pic'
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..these ones...and all derivitives of them are really easy to interpret...they simply mean
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.'I........am a complete tool' "
Agreed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'you know who you are'...
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.this really means..
.'hey..im not getting anywhere near enough attention and haven't actually had sex in fucking months, so I'll post this to make people think my sex life is great and maybe somebody will fab my pics and send me mail!!.. '
Oh dear I've just used that line lol"
Pics fabbed & mail sent just in case... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing but stuck up c**nts here"
Or
"Women here need to get over themselves, ugly fucks wouldn't get a ride in a stampede"
Why aren't women falling at my feet when I send them a pic of my magic member that guarantees orgasm after orgasm!!! They should be lucky I am allowing them to let me have a quick fumble and empty my sack into them!
Gotta love the male bruised ego
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.
Yes we have u blocked and yes everyone knows u don't like us,so yes it is soooooooo obvious that dig is directed at us. But hey guess what, this troll doesn't give a flying fook cos strangely enough ur opinion of us does not matter
Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.
Yes we have u blocked and yes everyone knows u don't like us,so yes it is soooooooo obvious that dig is directed at us. But hey guess what, this troll doesn't give a flying fook cos strangely enough ur opinion of us does not matter
Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up )"
That doesn't make sense. If you have said account blocked how are you able to see the status updates?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.
Yes we have u blocked and yes everyone knows u don't like us,so yes it is soooooooo obvious that dig is directed at us. But hey guess what, this troll doesn't give a flying fook cos strangely enough ur opinion of us does not matter
Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up )
That doesn't make sense. If you have said account blocked how are you able to see the status updates? "
Whose online shows all profiles online blocked or not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Is it Saturday yet?'
Either means
Yes people I'm delirious that I've plans this Saturday and I'm being vague about what they actually are
Or
Seriously what day is it today?
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One of our faves. Yes on a site just like this one people do, on occasion, make plans. Doing a count down timer to the plan is classy. Let's others know there's not much else going on in the posters life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.
Yes we have u blocked and yes everyone knows u don't like us,so yes it is soooooooo obvious that dig is directed at us. But hey guess what, this troll doesn't give a flying fook cos strangely enough ur opinion of us does not matter
Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up )
That doesn't make sense. If you have said account blocked how are you able to see the status updates?
Whose online shows all profiles online blocked or not "
But it doesn't show status updates in the forum. The only place a blocked account is visible....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.
Yes we have u blocked and yes everyone knows u don't like us,so yes it is soooooooo obvious that dig is directed at us. But hey guess what, this troll doesn't give a flying fook cos strangely enough ur opinion of us does not matter
Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up )
That doesn't make sense. If you have said account blocked how are you able to see the status updates?
Whose online shows all profiles online blocked or not
But it doesn't show status updates in the forum. The only place a blocked account is visible......."
no you can still see the status updates. For example if you look at couples online you'll see our status update under the profile header. |
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"'Is it Saturday yet?'
Either means
Yes people I'm delirious that I've plans this Saturday and I'm being vague about what they actually are
Or
Seriously what day is it today?
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fuck off u I always say that haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is this "who's online" option? I've never seen that. Is it on the desktop site or the mobile version or both?
Thanks in advance kittycatty"
Men online, couples online, women online under browse |
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"'Is it Saturday yet?'
Either means
Yes people I'm delirious that I've plans this Saturday and I'm being vague about what they actually are
Or
Seriously what day is it today?
One of our faves. Yes on a site just like this one people do, on occasion, make plans. Doing a count down timer to the plan is classy. Let's others know there's not much else going on in the posters life. "
Ohhh. I must remember to update my classless status paying homage to the weekend ahead.. I was looking foward to it.. seeing as there is nothing else in my life.. what a killjoy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is this "who's online" option? I've never seen that. Is it on the desktop site or the mobile version or both?
Thanks in advance kittycatty
Men online, couples online, women online under browse"
Thanks, never noticed it before.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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'are there no decent guys on this site'..
..ok..this one is important..we all need to watch out for it cause it means
...'HELP.QUICK....bring ropes...my ego has escaped and is running wild...I need to bring it back into the compound.HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.
Yes we have u blocked and yes everyone knows u don't like us,so yes it is soooooooo obvious that dig is directed at us. But hey guess what, this troll doesn't give a flying fook cos strangely enough ur opinion of us does not matter
Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up )
That doesn't make sense. If you have said account blocked how are you able to see the status updates?
Whose online shows all profiles online blocked or not
But it doesn't show status updates in the forum. The only place a blocked account is visible.......no you can still see the status updates. For example if you look at couples online you'll see our status update under the profile header."
That's a part of the site we never use. Aware it's there just holds no use for use. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Nothing but stuck up c**nts here"
Or
"Women here need to get over themselves, ugly fucks wouldn't get a ride in a stampede"
Why aren't women falling at my feet when I send them a pic of my magic member that guarantees orgasm after orgasm!!! They should be lucky I am allowing them to let me have a quick fumble and empty my sack into them!
Gotta love the male bruised ego
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I totally agree with this one!! Some right ignorant people on here !! Yes well maybe if you were more imaginative with your messages you might get a reply back!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"one of the funniest I read was
looking for x number of guys for a gang bang this weekend also looking for someone to host us and x number of guys this weekend "
Once seen "looking for a hotel that charges by the hour". |
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The ones asking for pics to be fabbed are a bit sad. Its like the kids who need Instagram likes to feel accepted and worthy.
I couldn't care who fabs, or doesn't, my pics. They are there so people kinda know what I'm like without the endless 'so tell me about you' shite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'are there no decent guys on this site'..
..ok..this one is important..we all need to watch out for it cause it means
...'HELP.QUICK....bring ropes...my ego has escaped and is running wild...I need to bring it back into the compound.HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!'"
I read that one as....why are only trolls messaging me...I'm a princess and deserve six brad pitts all at once
Aka a disconnect from reality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'are there no decent guys on this site'..
..ok..this one is important..we all need to watch out for it cause it means
...'HELP.QUICK....bring ropes...my ego has escaped and is running wild...I need to bring it back into the compound.HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!'
I read that one as....why are only trolls messaging me...I'm a princess and deserve six brad pitts all at once
Aka a disconnect from reality "
What ?!!! but I am sooooo a princess
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'you know who you are'...
.
.this really means..
.'hey..im not getting anywhere near enough attention and haven't actually had sex in fucking months, so I'll post this to make people think my sex life is great and maybe somebody will fab my pics and send me mail!!.. '
Oh dear I've just used that line lol
Pics fabbed & mail sent just in case..."
Much appreciated Candy xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Nothing but stuck up c**nts here"
Or
"Women here need to get over themselves, ugly fucks wouldn't get a ride in a stampede"
Why aren't women falling at my feet when I send them a pic of my magic member that guarantees orgasm after orgasm!!! They should be lucky I am allowing them to let me have a quick fumble and empty my sack into them!
Gotta love the male bruised ego
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'are there no decent guys on this site'..
..ok..this one is important..we all need to watch out for it cause it means
...'HELP.QUICK....bring ropes...my ego has escaped and is running wild...I need to bring it back into the compound.HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!'
I read that one as....why are only trolls messaging me...I'm a princess and deserve six brad pitts all at once
Aka a disconnect from reality "
6 brad pitts all at once. Even I'm not that greedy. I'd share sloppy seconds from Angelina anytime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shattered after fantastic the weekend....
This means I drank to much, can't remember most of it or who it was with and I'm still suffering. Pity and idolise me at the same time. |
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