A traveller goes into a sports shop and asks for a baseball bat The shop assistant asks which kind he wants the traveller asks what he means by "which kind".
The assistant says it depends on what he wants it for, "like is it for a wedding or a funeral?" |
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"Its damp ,wet and murky... But enough about my underpants...
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Someone tell a joke or something ffs... "
A mum was cleaning her son's bedroom and found bondage and fetish mags. She asks her husband what to do?. He replies! 'whatever you do don't f****n spank him!'
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A friend of mine told me he does stand up comedy in bed...he was lying
I bought a new vacuum cleaner 6 months ago...It's still gathering dust.
Ever seen those white boards..they really are remarkable.
Three types of people on fab...those who can count and those who can't.
I wish people would stop asking me where I'll be in 5 years...I don't have 2020 vision.
I was addicted to the hokie pokie but I turned myself around.
My partner is going to kill me if I keep taking her kitchen utensils but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
Last one, you have to be able to laugh at yourself.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man...none.
Ba dum cheee. I'll get my coat
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"A friend of mine told me he does stand up comedy in bed...he was lying
I bought a new vacuum cleaner 6 months ago...It's still gathering dust.
Ever seen those white boards..they really are remarkable.
Three types of people on fab...those who can count and those who can't.
I wish people would stop asking me where I'll be in 5 years...I don't have 2020 vision.
I was addicted to the hokie pokie but I turned myself around.
My partner is going to kill me if I keep taking her kitchen utensils but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
Last one, you have to be able to laugh at yourself.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man...none.
Ba dum cheee. I'll get my coat
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They're great, made me laugh a lot!!!  |
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Mr69: a girlfriend was having a meltdown in front of my bedroom mirror, "I feel huge, please help me" she said. "Of course babes" I said as I moved the mirror into the hall... |
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Man says I am the man of the house.when I get home I want my dinner on the table and afterwards when I'm relaxing watching porn you will bring me my slippers run my bath and when I'm done with my bath guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair? ? ? ?
woman's says .The funeral director. |
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