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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell a crazy outlandish lie about the person above you"
Kitty calls around to mine to collect the gunk from my shower plughole once a month while myself and TC have a few beers.
Apparently she is using it to make soap bars  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell a crazy outlandish lie about the person above you
Kitty calls around to mine to collect the gunk from my shower plughole once a month while myself and TC have a few beers.
Apparently she is using it to make soap bars "
He is my best friend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He is my best friend.
he stands 6'5" in heels and invented humming"
They didn't use a filter on their avatar picture. They actually live in a world without colour but swinging is punishable by death so they invented a machine that lets them come to our world to swing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kitty and tomcat are really the Pope and mother Teresa in drag and are in witness protection for doing things other than saying the rosary when on their knees  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lowlandman broke Rihannas heart after she met him following a concert in Dublin. They had a passionate six month fling she fell pregnant and now lives in LA with his love child, a little girl called Lolo.
Lowland found the pop star to be possessive so dumped her. But she is refusing to visit Ireland again and Lowland can't visit the states because he's denied access due to criminal offences!!!
But that's a whooole other story  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kaiser got punched in the face at the age of 4 by a d*unk Shane McGowen. Kaiser said "mister mister see me count" Shane replied "I'm a silly fucking what"? and punched him. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Kaiser got punched in the face at the age of 4 by a d*unk Shane McGowen. Kaiser said "mister mister see me count" Shane replied "I'm a silly fucking what"? and punched him. "
Spanish trains runs the rails every night collecting souls of the innocent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spanishtrain is really a fake profile cos everyone knows Iarnrod Eireann does not go to Spain... And also ..dey speeka dee englisss
They actually live in a galvanized hut in the Dublin mountains and live off raspberries and nettle tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaiser spends a fortune every month buying real hair bangs to have his Thai he-she bride hand thread them on to his chest, he,s bald as a coot really "
These are meant to be lies
Mai Ling hearts the thunderchest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lowlandman has killed and will kill again.
Mingo is in fact a descendant of Ming the Merciless
Kaizer has a massive cock and can fuck for hrs "
Seriously!!! Lies people lies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lowlandman has killed and will kill again.
Mingo is in fact a descendant of Ming the Merciless
Kaizer has a massive cock and can fuck for hrs "
Cj used to star in a US tv series called Baywatch!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lowlandman has killed and will kill again. "
...feck off you codded me into buying that fly zapper with the lite ace you sold me after I saved you when you were goose stepping in the Vatican and posted you to Angela Merkels love nest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cj once shagged 12 women from fab at the same time all on one night with one hard on
That's not a lie
Soft "
Cj is a little angel & not at all a horny devil!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"scania trucks have a fiat punto engine
When he was born the crucifix on the wall in the delivery room burst into flames and all the holy water in the chapel evaporated, fact."
Has utterly useless pictures and his name actually starts with a z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tom is permanently glued to the wall in a horizontal position after an accident with No more nails 
He is the model for veet hair removal cream "
Upfors boobs can be used as life boats if lost at sea!!
Oh wait that aint a lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tom is permanently glued to the wall in a horizontal position after an accident with No more nails
He is the model for veet hair removal cream
Upfors boobs can be used as life boats if lost at sea!!
Oh wait that aint a lie "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has cloned himself and is offering a mmmmmmmmf all by himself, I discovered it first, my turn "
on halloween night saw her sucking blood of three guys and transform them into vampires |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He's the jack from jack and the beanstalk he developed a horrible addiction to babestation after he nicked the golden goose and lost all the golden eggs via his phone bill. Now he wanders the streets looking for magic beans at night after he finishes his day job of cleaning the adult cinema |
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