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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
So here's the deal while having a convo with my sons and their girlfriends the boys threw down the gauntlet go on dad get the measuring tape. now i know they are bigger than me cause when they stand beside me I tend to be looking up anyhow since I was a teenager I known I have being 6'1" however after last night I feel a bit deflated as I topped the tape at 5'9" they being 6'3" and 6'1" 
So my question is do we get smaller as we get older they say a man's cock continues to grow but is that cause the person its attached to is getting smaller making it look bigger comments pls  |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..  "
Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey |
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"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one.. "
sur didnt a plastic surgen grew a nose on someones arm so im sure it could be organised! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..
Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey "
Cant wait to be able to swing em around.. yippee..  |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one.. sur didnt a plastic surgen grew a nose on someones arm so im sure it could be organised! lol"
U reckon he could have a few spare pricks lying around |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..
Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey
Cant wait to be able to swing em around.. yippee.. "
Wait till ur running and they start slapping ur arse having said I best worry how to keep my balls out of the gutter |
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"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one.. sur didnt a plastic surgen grew a nose on someones arm so im sure it could be organised! lol
U reckon he could have a few spare pricks lying around "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..
Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey
Cant wait to be able to swing em around.. yippee..
Wait till ur running and they start slapping ur arse having said I best worry how to keep my balls out of the gutter "
Hmmmm.. a ball sling, like a bra, only smaller? Unless your balls are massive..?    |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..
Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey
Cant wait to be able to swing em around.. yippee..
Wait till ur running and they start slapping ur arse having said I best worry how to keep my balls out of the gutter
Hmmmm.. a ball sling, like a bra, only smaller? Unless your balls are massive..? "
U mean there are different sizes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..
Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey
Cant wait to be able to swing em around.. yippee..
Wait till ur running and they start slapping ur arse having said I best worry how to keep my balls out of the gutter
Hmmmm.. a ball sling, like a bra, only smaller? Unless your balls are massive..?
U mean there are different sizes "
I'd be happy to check the measurements.. just to see.. |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Apparently the penis and ears keep growing while all other parts shrink. 
Nose keeps growing too......
Knew there was a third..."
Jayus women have all the luck as we get older they get
bigger ears to hold on to
Bigger noses so we don't have to break away to breath
And the benefits of a bigger cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You getting shorter cj? Been a while since we seen you. Actually kitty saw just head over the steering wheel the other day but she just you were fiddling with yourself again |
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By *ceryMan
over a year ago
Malahide & Waterford |
"Apparently the penis and ears keep growing while all other parts shrink.
Nose keeps growing too......
Knew there was a third...
Jayus women have all the luck as we get older they get
bigger ears to hold on to
Bigger noses so we don't have to break away to breath
And the benefits of a bigger cock "
So you're now in clover... |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"You getting shorter cj? Been a while since we seen you. Actually kitty saw just head over the steering wheel the other day but she just you were fiddling with yourself again "
She was right dam I'll have to keep an eye out for her next time |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Apparently the penis and ears keep growing while all other parts shrink.
Nose keeps growing too......
Knew there was a third...
Jayus women have all the luck as we get older they get
bigger ears to hold on to
Bigger noses so we don't have to break away to breath
And the benefits of a bigger cock
So you're now in clover... "
No but if clover should care to declare an interest I am sure something could be arranged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You getting shorter cj? Been a while since we seen you. Actually kitty saw just head over the steering wheel the other day but she just you were fiddling with yourself again
She was right dam I'll have to keep an eye out for her next time "
She's a sneaky kitty |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"You getting shorter cj? Been a while since we seen you. Actually kitty saw just head over the steering wheel the other day but she just you were fiddling with yourself again
She was right dam I'll have to keep an eye out for her next time
She's a sneaky kitty "
Awe but u got love her to puf up with her |
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Losing 4 inches is a lot by the time you're 50...suggest there is some kind of spinal degenerative condition or bone wastage you may want to get checked. I'm the same height I was when 18 so I hope I don't go the same way by the time I reach your age otherwise I'll be back round me ma's house to get all me trousers taken up... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So here's the deal while having a convo with my sons and their girlfriends the boys threw down the gauntlet go on dad get the measuring tape. now i know they are bigger than me cause when they stand beside me I tend to be looking up anyhow since I was a teenager I known I have being 6'1" however after last night I feel a bit deflated as I topped the tape at 5'9"
they being 6'3" and 6'1"
Yes I believe we do tend to get smaller in stature, as a result of the aging process????
So my question is do we get smaller as we get older they say a man's cock continues to grow but is that cause the person its attached to is getting smaller making it look bigger comments pls "
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Losing 4 inches is a lot by the time you're 50...suggest there is some kind of spinal degenerative condition or bone wastage you may want to get checked. I'm the same height I was when 18 so I hope I don't go the same way by the time I reach your age otherwise I'll be back round me ma's house to get all me trousers taken up..."
Ooopppssz my mistake it should have being 5'11' decrease of 2 inches |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Some say one grows wiser with age, now I'm not sure about that one reading this  ...
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But surely a big cock will do!
So prefer a wise cock over a wise ass "
A wise cock who knows his way around a pussy is my choice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some say one grows wiser with age, now I'm not sure about that one reading this ...
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But surely a big cock will do!
So prefer a wise cock over a wise ass
A wise cock who knows his way around a pussy is my choice! "
...take me to your ruler |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Some say one grows wiser with age, now I'm not sure about that one reading this ...
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But surely a big cock will do!
So prefer a wise cock over a wise ass
A wise cock who knows his way around a pussy is my choice! "
Mmmm might just have to have a tour |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Some say one grows wiser with age, now I'm not sure about that one reading this ...
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But surely a big cock will do!
So prefer a wise cock over a wise ass
A wise cock who knows his way around a pussy is my choice! ...take me to your ruler "
Pmsi will u measure up |
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