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Somebody yesterday reminded me of something that made me rotfpmsl & it was something that was done in relation to a fab event lol which took place back in April, April 11th in fact!!!
Yes most of you can guess this but to those who don't know what I'm on about, it's to do with organising the sashes for Lolli & Laids Hens & Stags social!!!
I got landed with organising the ordering of the sashes so we'd look the same but it was MissD that had to explain who we were or rather pretending to be pmsl, as she was questioned as to why we were ordering individually.... Ooooooh the excuses MissD had to make to not give the game away that we were fabbers pmsl.......
........ we went to the same school together, we come from all over lol....... ooooh I so pissed myself laughing when MissD explained on the thread her excuses........I hadn't laughed so much as I did then, I was literally crying pmsl!!!!
......... I was reminded of it yesterday and just had to put a thread up about it as we could all do with a good laugh right now!!!!
........ what things make you burst into laughter, it doesn't have to be fab related either!!!!    |
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The thought of the time Niall fell down the stairs
I know I sound like a cruel bitch and I was glad he didn't hurt himself, but it was his shouting "Ah fuck I'm gone" followed by the thump thump thump
Even thinking of it now has me lmao
That's just one of many things that tickles my funny bone when I think of them
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Heya Rose I have a couple of fab ones from threads
The furburger one was class 
and the fun status topic thread from about 6 months ago it went on for 3 or 4 full threads over a few days everyone bought into it. Maze had me in stitches
Oh and when letme stole Fooeys name ... comedy gold
Outside fab- every time I watch the 1st episode of BlackBooks where they are in the pub talking about the job interview
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Haha whey I took fooeys name.
I got a message asking did I like changing into women's clothes .
Thankfully 7 days was Up and I changed it back.
Thank god I did cause he was going to change his name to _etmebeurfantasy I'd be fooked then. |
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"Somebody yesterday reminded me of something that made me rotfpmsl & it was something that was done in relation to a fab event lol which took place back in April, April 11th in fact!!!
Yes most of you can guess this but to those who don't know what I'm on about, it's to do with organising the sashes for Lolli & Laids Hens & Stags social!!!
I got landed with organising the ordering of the sashes so we'd look the same but it was MissD that had to explain who we were or rather pretending to be pmsl, as she was questioned as to why we were ordering individually.... Ooooooh the excuses MissD had to make to not give the game away that we were fabbers pmsl.......
........ we went to the same school together, we come from all over lol....... ooooh I so pissed myself laughing when MissD explained on the thread her excuses........I hadn't laughed so much as I did then, I was literally crying pmsl!!!!
......... I was reminded of it yesterday and just had to put a thread up about it as we could all do with a good laugh right now!!!!
........ what things make you burst into laughter, it doesn't have to be fab related either!!!! "
Great way to lose a stone in weight rapidly.... lol... ill never forget it as long as i live.... i was sweatin n scarlet and very glad yer woman couldnt see me but i betya she heard my teeth clattering from nerves!!! Hilarious moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Somebody yesterday reminded me of something that made me rotfpmsl & it was something that was done in relation to a fab event lol which took place back in April, April 11th in fact!!!
Yes most of you can guess this but to those who don't know what I'm on about, it's to do with organising the sashes for Lolli & Laids Hens & Stags social!!!
I got landed with organising the ordering of the sashes so we'd look the same but it was MissD that had to explain who we were or rather pretending to be pmsl, as she was questioned as to why we were ordering individually.... Ooooooh the excuses MissD had to make to not give the game away that we were fabbers pmsl.......
........ we went to the same school together, we come from all over lol....... ooooh I so pissed myself laughing when MissD explained on the thread her excuses........I hadn't laughed so much as I did then, I was literally crying pmsl!!!!
......... I was reminded of it yesterday and just had to put a thread up about it as we could all do with a good laugh right now!!!!
........ what things make you burst into laughter, it doesn't have to be fab related either!!!!
Great way to lose a stone in weight rapidly.... lol... ill never forget it as long as i live.... i was sweatin n scarlet and very glad yer woman couldnt see me but i betya she heard my teeth clattering from nerves!!! Hilarious moment "
It was gas, what you had to do to not let on we were fabbers!!! I still have the sash as a momento of great times pmsl!!!! |
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"Somebody yesterday reminded me of something that made me rotfpmsl & it was something that was done in relation to a fab event lol which took place back in April, April 11th in fact!!!
Yes most of you can guess this but to those who don't know what I'm on about, it's to do with organising the sashes for Lolli & Laids Hens & Stags social!!!
I got landed with organising the ordering of the sashes so we'd look the same but it was MissD that had to explain who we were or rather pretending to be pmsl, as she was questioned as to why we were ordering individually.... Ooooooh the excuses MissD had to make to not give the game away that we were fabbers pmsl.......
........ we went to the same school together, we come from all over lol....... ooooh I so pissed myself laughing when MissD explained on the thread her excuses........I hadn't laughed so much as I did then, I was literally crying pmsl!!!!
......... I was reminded of it yesterday and just had to put a thread up about it as we could all do with a good laugh right now!!!!
........ what things make you burst into laughter, it doesn't have to be fab related either!!!!
Great way to lose a stone in weight rapidly.... lol... ill never forget it as long as i live.... i was sweatin n scarlet and very glad yer woman couldnt see me but i betya she heard my teeth clattering from nerves!!! Hilarious moment
It was gas, what you had to do to not let on we were fabbers!!! I still have the sash as a momento of great times pmsl!!!! "
You got yours posie!!! after all that she rings me the following day to say she'd no fabric left and shipment wouldnt arrive on time.... i still got no sash but was temporarily thinner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Somebody yesterday reminded me of something that made me rotfpmsl & it was something that was done in relation to a fab event lol which took place back in April, April 11th in fact!!!
Yes most of you can guess this but to those who don't know what I'm on about, it's to do with organising the sashes for Lolli & Laids Hens & Stags social!!!
I got landed with organising the ordering of the sashes so we'd look the same but it was MissD that had to explain who we were or rather pretending to be pmsl, as she was questioned as to why we were ordering individually.... Ooooooh the excuses MissD had to make to not give the game away that we were fabbers pmsl.......
........ we went to the same school together, we come from all over lol....... ooooh I so pissed myself laughing when MissD explained on the thread her excuses........I hadn't laughed so much as I did then, I was literally crying pmsl!!!!
......... I was reminded of it yesterday and just had to put a thread up about it as we could all do with a good laugh right now!!!!
........ what things make you burst into laughter, it doesn't have to be fab related either!!!!
Great way to lose a stone in weight rapidly.... lol... ill never forget it as long as i live.... i was sweatin n scarlet and very glad yer woman couldnt see me but i betya she heard my teeth clattering from nerves!!! Hilarious moment
It was gas, what you had to do to not let on we were fabbers!!! I still have the sash as a momento of great times pmsl!!!!
You got yours posie!!! after all that she rings me the following day to say she'd no fabric left and shipment wouldnt arrive on time.... i still got no sash but was temporarily thinner "
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The time kitty ash and belle were winding up laid about his birthday party were classic. Think it was worse as he expected me to rein in kitty but I just let her go  still waiting for his revenge
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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There has being quiet a few over the years some u couldn't write
The poles in the wardrobe
The guy who had to hide in the mountains from a very angry man
Furburgers
Sligo had a few the social in the phone booth
But last weeks new fem on the fourms was classic |
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"The time kitty ash and belle were winding up laid about his birthday party were classic. Think it was worse as he expected me to rein in kitty but I just let her go still waiting for his revenge
Tomcat"
hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There has being quiet a few over the years some u couldn't write
The poles in the wardrobe
The guy who had to hide in the mountains from a very angry man
Furburgers
Sligo had a few the social in the phone booth
But last weeks new fem on the fourms was classic "
I remember the phone booth one, that was hilarious!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heya Rose I have a couple of fab ones from threads
The furburger one was class
and the fun status topic thread from about 6 months ago it went on for 3 or 4 full threads over a few days everyone bought into it. Maze had me in stitches
Oh and when letme stole Fooeys name ... comedy gold
Outside fab- every time I watch the 1st episode of BlackBooks where they are in the pub talking about the job interview
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heya Rose I have a couple of fab ones from threads
The furburger one was class
and the fun status topic thread from about 6 months ago it went on for 3 or 4 full threads over a few days everyone bought into it. Maze had me in stitches
Oh and when letme stole Fooeys name ... comedy gold
Outside fab- every time I watch the 1st episode of BlackBooks where they are in the pub talking about the job interview
I seriously don't remember anything I said..so if it was bad sorry :D "
Nah it was hilarious at the time nothing to apologise about.
I think I suggested that you post "I love licking hairy armpits" or something like that as your status and you politely declined
As in you told me to fook off to put it mildly
But it was all in good fun |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"The time kitty ash and belle were winding up laid about his birthday party were classic. Think it was worse as he expected me to rein in kitty but I just let her go still waiting for his revenge
Tomcat"
my revenge will come don't you worry muhahaha |
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"The time kitty ash and belle were winding up laid about his birthday party were classic. Think it was worse as he expected me to rein in kitty but I just let her go still waiting for his revenge
Tomcat
my revenge will come don't you worry muhahaha"
I had no part I just agreed and laughed |
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"The time kitty ash and belle were winding up laid about his birthday party were classic. Think it was worse as he expected me to rein in kitty but I just let her go still waiting for his revenge
Tomcat
my revenge will come don't you worry muhahaha"
Well its two months since it was promised so I'm not worrying |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Somebody yesterday reminded me of something that made me rotfpmsl & it was something that was done in relation to a fab event lol which took place back in April, April 11th in fact!!!
Yes most of you can guess this but to those who don't know what I'm on about, it's to do with organising the sashes for Lolli & Laids Hens & Stags social!!!
I got landed with organising the ordering of the sashes so we'd look the same but it was MissD that had to explain who we were or rather pretending to be pmsl, as she was questioned as to why we were ordering individually.... Ooooooh the excuses MissD had to make to not give the game away that we were fabbers pmsl.......
........ we went to the same school together, we come from all over lol....... ooooh I so pissed myself laughing when MissD explained on the thread her excuses........I hadn't laughed so much as I did then, I was literally crying pmsl!!!!
......... I was reminded of it yesterday and just had to put a thread up about it as we could all do with a good laugh right now!!!!
........ what things make you burst into laughter, it doesn't have to be fab related either!!!! "
I remember that social, back in April. It was the night before I had to go to the airport to go back to work. The ladies wore sashes and the guys were asked to wear suits. I'd mine already to go, fresh from the dry cleaners, had arranged to accompany a young lady to her first social, supposed to be one last tango before I left. Only to be told, on the 11th hour, I couldn't go. Something about meeting with someone's ex on here. Forgive my ignorance but this is a swingers/sex/NSA website.
Sorry rant over, Never spoke out about it, never slagged said parties off. This post just brought it all back. Just need to vent. Thanks for listening. Hopefully I'm allowed to attend the next one.
Only one other problem, they all seem to be on when I'm away working. Every time I'm home I've just missed one or leave right before another one is organised.
Would anyone like to throw a "Welcome Home DoubleUB" social
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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i think most of the hilarious situations iv been lately have included ash (50shades of ash and dave) there was :
the camping trip where we all got kicked off the campsite for dirty riding all night
the infamous "you can finish yourself off" night the same weekend
the "do you want a fucking wipe" comment
the fireplace incident
and the ahh please! just a few more digs
there are been many ash moments and i think most people who know here will have had there own hilarious happenings lol |
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"i think most of the hilarious situations iv been lately have included ash (50shades of ash and dave) there was :
the camping trip where we all got kicked off the campsite for dirty riding all night
the infamous "you can finish yourself off" night the same weekend
the "do you want a fucking wipe" comment
the fireplace incident
and the ahh please! just a few more digs
there are been many ash moments and i think most people who know here will have had there own hilarious happenings lol"
The camel toe dress moment |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"i think most of the hilarious situations iv been lately have included ash (50shades of ash and dave) there was :
the camping trip where we all got kicked off the campsite for dirty riding all night
the infamous "you can finish yourself off" night the same weekend
the "do you want a fucking wipe" comment
the fireplace incident
and the ahh please! just a few more digs
there are been many ash moments and i think most people who know here will have had there own hilarious happenings lol
The camel toe dress moment "
that too pmsl |
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"i think most of the hilarious situations iv been lately have included ash (50shades of ash and dave) there was :
the camping trip where we all got kicked off the campsite for dirty riding all night
the infamous "you can finish yourself off" night the same weekend
the "do you want a fucking wipe" comment
the fireplace incident
and the ahh please! just a few more digs
there are been many ash moments and i think most people who know here will have had there own hilarious happenings lol"
Ashisms lol
You should start a book laid |
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"i think most of the hilarious situations iv been lately have included ash (50shades of ash and dave) there was :
the camping trip where we all got kicked off the campsite for dirty riding all night
the infamous "you can finish yourself off" night the same weekend
the "do you want a fucking wipe" comment
the fireplace incident
and the ahh please! just a few more digs
there are been many ash moments and i think most people who know here will have had there own hilarious happenings lol
Ashisms lol
You should start a book laid "
please don't start that as a trend haha |
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"i think most of the hilarious situations iv been lately have included ash (50shades of ash and dave) there was :
the camping trip where we all got kicked off the campsite for dirty riding all night
the infamous "you can finish yourself off" night the same weekend
the "do you want a fucking wipe" comment
the fireplace incident
and the ahh please! just a few more digs
there are been many ash moments and i think most people who know here will have had there own hilarious happenings lol
Ashisms lol
You should start a book laid "
Hahahahha ashism that's brilliant |
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"i think most of the hilarious situations iv been lately have included ash (50shades of ash and dave) there was :
the camping trip where we all got kicked off the campsite for dirty riding all night
the infamous "you can finish yourself off" night the same weekend
the "do you want a fucking wipe" comment
the fireplace incident
and the ahh please! just a few more digs
there are been many ash moments and i think most people who know here will have had there own hilarious happenings lol
Ashisms lol
You should start a book laid
Hahahahha ashism that's brilliant "
u mind ur business haha |
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Hmmmm one springs to mind all of a sudden. Laid with his shirt off covering his nipples with his hands squealing like a girl "don't touch my nipples"
Tomcat |
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"Hmmmm one springs to mind all of a sudden. Laid with his shirt off covering his nipples with his hands squealing like a girl "don't touch my nipples"
Tomcat hahahaha "
Oh that was so funny. Or his face when he was rattling the 'huge box with his present inside' and out of nowhere comes the tazmanian devil that is ash,pmsl his face was priceless lol and her hanging onto his back like a little flea lol
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"Hmmmm one springs to mind all of a sudden. Laid with his shirt off covering his nipples with his hands squealing like a girl "don't touch my nipples"
Tomcat hahahaha "
Snigger
Aye he loves getting them out but squeals like a piglet if you go to tweak them |
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"Hmmmm one springs to mind all of a sudden. Laid with his shirt off covering his nipples with his hands squealing like a girl "don't touch my nipples"
Tomcat hahahaha
Snigger
Aye he loves getting them out but squeals like a piglet if you go to tweak them "
And I just cannot resist tweaking nipples,literally need my hands tied around bared male nipples. Female nipples I like to lick and suck and tease over and over hmmmmmmmm I likes boobies
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"Hmmmm one springs to mind all of a sudden. Laid with his shirt off covering his nipples with his hands squealing like a girl "don't touch my nipples"
Tomcat hahahaha
Snigger
Aye he loves getting them out but squeals like a piglet if you go to tweak them
And I just cannot resist tweaking nipples,literally need my hands tied around bared male nipples. Female nipples I like to lick and suck and tease over and over hmmmmmmmm I likes boobies
Kitty "
Haha kitty I'm exactly the same - caress the girls and tweak the boys |
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"Hmmmm one springs to mind all of a sudden. Laid with his shirt off covering his nipples with his hands squealing like a girl "don't touch my nipples"
Tomcat hahahaha
Snigger
Aye he loves getting them out but squeals like a piglet if you go to tweak them
And I just cannot resist tweaking nipples,literally need my hands tied around bared male nipples. Female nipples I like to lick and suck and tease over and over hmmmmmmmm I likes boobies
Kitty
Haha kitty I'm exactly the same - caress the girls and tweak the boys "
We could make quite the pair geordie lol |
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"Hmmmm one springs to mind all of a sudden. Laid with his shirt off covering his nipples with his hands squealing like a girl "don't touch my nipples"
Tomcat hahahaha
Oh that was so funny. Or his face when he was rattling the 'huge box with his present inside' and out of nowhere comes the tazmanian devil that is ash,pmsl his face was priceless lol and her hanging onto his back like a little flea lol
Kitty "
haha that was gas I nearly went flying doing that hahaha |
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"Hmmmm one springs to mind all of a sudden. Laid with his shirt off covering his nipples with his hands squealing like a girl "don't touch my nipples"
Tomcat hahahaha
Oh that was so funny. Or his face when he was rattling the 'huge box with his present inside' and out of nowhere comes the tazmanian devil that is ash,pmsl his face was priceless lol and her hanging onto his back like a little flea lol
Kitty haha that was gas I nearly went flying doing that hahaha "
It was hilarious,or better yet,us going away to get changed and coming back down and theres u in shorts a tshirt and socks hahahahhaha |
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"Hmmmm one springs to mind all of a sudden. Laid with his shirt off covering his nipples with his hands squealing like a girl "don't touch my nipples"
Tomcat hahahaha
Oh that was so funny. Or his face when he was rattling the 'huge box with his present inside' and out of nowhere comes the tazmanian devil that is ash,pmsl his face was priceless lol and her hanging onto his back like a little flea lol
Kitty haha that was gas I nearly went flying doing that hahaha
It was hilarious,or better yet,us going away to get changed and coming back down and theres u in shorts a tshirt and socks hahahahhaha "
was his tshirt Aswel I looked like a bad basket ball player haha least I had the other stuff to change into with the help of ur boots |
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