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Rosies Bar!! ;-)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hiya sexy pervy horny people!!!!

Just thought I'd open the bar tonight as there's just seems to be a lot of tension on here lately and I thought I'd bring some cheer to this place!!!

As it's Halloween, please feel free to wear a costume, there's costumes out the back of the bar as well...... but keep the pink tutu for Cj as it looked good on him the last time we opened the bar pmsl!!!!!

So come on folks, have a drink, a laugh, a joke, a sing song...... there is cake too & hot food so help yourself!!!! The first drink is free ok!!!!

No fighting on here ok, lets us all have a ball ok!!! Everyone is welcome in here!!!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

I'll have five jäger bombs please just to get me going haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint please Rosie... And you might fancy a large one yourself...

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

Pint of bud for me and whatever your having yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have five jäger bombs please just to get me going haha "

lol!!! You'll be out of your tree by the time bar closes pmsl!!!! Welcome & happy halloween!!!

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By *ceryMan over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

OK... so mines a triple black russian in a pint glass.. that's so i can see if i can stand on my ear...

Oh and don't forget the snacks....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rosie can I have a Captain and

Ps...If lowlands is buying ill have a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint please Rosie... And you might fancy a large one yourself...

Is that a pint of Guinness Low!!!! It must be wet as I see you're wearing your wellies lol!!!!

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By *unsterStagMan over a year ago

Limerick

Happy Halloween Rosie .... Gin and lemon please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of bud for me and whatever your having yourself

There you go, pint of bud kind sir!!!

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By *ceryMan over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"Rosie can I have a Captain and

Ps...If lowlands is buying ill have a double

Make sure the Captain doesn't run aground ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OK... so mines a triple black russian in a pint glass.. that's so i can see if i can stand on my ear...

Oh and don't forget the snacks....

lol everybody is getting doubles of everything tonight!!!! enjoy your drink lol!!! there's loads of hot food, they're on the all the tables and there's also cake, chocolate fudge cake!!!!

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By *eanontiWoman over a year ago

Limerick

"Rosie can I have a Captain and

Ps...If lowlands is buying ill have a double

If it's his round I'll have a bottle of champagne

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rosie can I have a Captain and

Ps...If lowlands is buying ill have a double

Yes of course, Low won't mind lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy Halloween Rosie .... Gin and lemon please

Same to you, love your costume lol!!!!!

There's your gin & lemon!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rosie can I have a Captain and

Ps...If lowlands is buying ill have a double

If it's his round I'll have a bottle of champagne "

Champagne it is so!!!!

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By *unsterStagMan over a year ago

Limerick

"Happy Halloween Rosie .... Gin and lemon please

Same to you, love your costume lol!!!!!

There's your gin & lemon!!!

Thanks added the body paint all by myself

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

"Pint of bud for me and whatever your having yourself

There you go, pint of bud kind sir!!!

God bless us I'm parched with a thirst !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy Halloween Rosie .... Gin and lemon please

Same to you, love your costume lol!!!!!

There's your gin & lemon!!!

Thanks added the body paint all by myself

lol of course!!!!

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

You lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You lol"

Who are you calling you????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rosie can I have a Captain and

Ps...If lowlands is buying ill have a double

If it's his round I'll have a bottle of champagne

Champagne it is so!!!!

"
...feck off ye lot...I didn't get the cheque in the post yet....but I'll gladly give ye a shot...

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By *eanontiWoman over a year ago

Limerick

"Rosie can I have a Captain and

Ps...If lowlands is buying ill have a double

If it's his round I'll have a bottle of champagne

Champagne it is so!!!!

Oh lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rosie can I have a Captain and

Ps...If lowlands is buying ill have a double

If it's his round I'll have a bottle of champagne

Champagne it is so!!!!

...feck off ye lot...I didn't get the cheque in the post yet....but I'll gladly give ye a shot...

Aww but you promised free drinks for everyone mister lol!!!! Nice pink wellies you have there Low!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does anyone have a joke to tell or a song to sing or a funny story, come on, come on guys!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sorry, I forget to tell ya but there's also 3 poles here too for anyone who wants to pole dance lol!!!!

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

"You lol

Who are you calling you????

I was correcting my previous typo , I wasn't being rude as this is the only bar I'm not barred from

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You lol

Who are you calling you????

I was correcting my previous typo , I wasn't being rude as this is the only bar I'm not barred from

lol!! So what drink would you like then!!? Lowlands is buying lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I forget to tell ya but there's also 3 poles here too for anyone who wants to pole dance lol!!!!

"
...is there any Pole for riding

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By *ceryMan over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"Does anyone have a joke to tell or a song to sing or a funny story, come on, come on guys!!!!

OK Joke time...

Two photographers are travelling through a third world country and pass by a beggar on the street. One of the photographers asks the other one:

"What did you give him?"

The other photographer replies:

"250th of a second at f5.6."

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

"You lol

Who are you calling you????

I was correcting my previous typo , I wasn't being rude as this is the only bar I'm not barred from

lol!! So what drink would you like then!!? Lowlands is buying lol!!!

Phew, I thought I was out on my ear for a minute lol

I'll have another pint of bud please, and good health to you lowlands !!

I always said you were sound lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry, I forget to tell ya but there's also 3 poles here too for anyone who wants to pole dance lol!!!!

...is there any Pole for riding

lol ya durty man!!! Here's your drink mister!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You lol

Who are you calling you????

I was correcting my previous typo , I wasn't being rude as this is the only bar I'm not barred from

lol!! So what drink would you like then!!? Lowlands is buying lol!!!

Phew, I thought I was out on my ear for a minute lol

I'll have another pint of bud please, and good health to you lowlands !!

I always said you were sound lol

You're lucky I'm in a good mood today mister!!!

There's your pint of Bud, there's plenty of hot food and cake too!!!! Help yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rosie can I have a Captain and

Ps...If lowlands is buying ill have a double

If it's his round I'll have a bottle of champagne

Champagne it is so!!!!

...feck off ye lot...I didn't get the cheque in the post yet....but I'll gladly give ye a shot...

Aww but you promised free drinks for everyone mister lol!!!! Nice pink wellies you have there Low!!!!

"
..I'll have you know I'm a complete fashionista at the mart..

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

I'll have a double Morgan and lemonade Rosie. After the day I've had I need it xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I nip in for a late one

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

"You lol

Who are you calling you????

I was correcting my previous typo , I wasn't being rude as this is the only bar I'm not barred from

lol!! So what drink would you like then!!? Lowlands is buying lol!!!

Phew, I thought I was out on my ear for a minute lol

I'll have another pint of bud please, and good health to you lowlands !!

I always said you were sound lol

You're lucky I'm in a good mood today mister!!!

There's your pint of Bud, there's plenty of hot food and cake too!!!! Help yourself!!

You keep horsing them pints out to me and we'll get on just grand

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rosie can I have a Captain and

Ps...If lowlands is buying ill have a double

If it's his round I'll have a bottle of champagne

Champagne it is so!!!!

...feck off ye lot...I didn't get the cheque in the post yet....but I'll gladly give ye a shot...

Aww but you promised free drinks for everyone mister lol!!!! Nice pink wellies you have there Low!!!!

..I'll have you know I'm a complete fashionista at the mart..

lol I'd believe that!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a double Morgan and lemonade Rosie. After the day I've had I need it xxx"

Of course absolutely Tox!!! Happy Halloween!!!!

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By *itanium 5Man over a year ago

Cork

Can I have some juice please Rosie as I,m driving.

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"I'll have a double Morgan and lemonade Rosie. After the day I've had I need it xxx

Of course absolutely Tox!!! Happy Halloween!!!!

Same to you Rosie....I see you have your basket of nuts with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I nip in for a late one

Absolutely, you are more than welcome!!!!

What will you have!! There's hot food & cake and if you want to do some pole dancing, there's 3 poles down the back there!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy Halloween Rose ,Bacardi and please and have one urself xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I nip in for a late one

Absolutely, you are more than welcome!!!!

What will you have!! There's hot food & cake and if you want to do some pole dancing, there's 3 poles down the back there!!!

I'll stick on the as I'm on antibiotics

but I always love a dance

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By *ceryMan over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Help... All this alcohol is making me go blind......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You lol

Who are you calling you????

I was correcting my previous typo , I wasn't being rude as this is the only bar I'm not barred from

lol!! So what drink would you like then!!? Lowlands is buying lol!!!

Phew, I thought I was out on my ear for a minute lol

I'll have another pint of bud please, and good health to you lowlands !!

I always said you were sound lol

You're lucky I'm in a good mood today mister!!!

There's your pint of Bud, there's plenty of hot food and cake too!!!! Help yourself!!

You keep horsing them pints out to me and we'll get on just grand

lol, there you go!!! And what costume are you wearing tonight!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a double Morgan and lemonade Rosie. After the day I've had I need it xxx

Of course absolutely Tox!!! Happy Halloween!!!!

Same to you Rosie....I see you have your basket of nuts with you

pmsl yes I brought the nuts, it's halloween after all!!!!

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"Can I nip in for a late one

Come join me at the bar. Saved a stool for you so we can perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have some juice please Rosie as I,m driving."

Good man yourself, the sensible one!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I nip in for a late one

Come join me at the bar. Saved a stool for you so we can perv

Who we perving ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy Halloween Rose ,Bacardi and please and have one urself xx"

Awww Goldies, welcome back!!! Drinks are on Lowlands so help yourself for more lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I nip in for a late one

Come join me at the bar. Saved a stool for you so we can perv

Who we perving ???

I'd like to know too lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy Halloween Rose ,Bacardi and please and have one urself xx

Awww Goldies, welcome back!!! Drinks are on Lowlands so help yourself for more lol!!!

"
...I'm being codded here by the topless barmaid...

-D

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"Can I nip in for a late one

Come join me at the bar. Saved a stool for you so we can perv

Who we perving ???

I'd like to know too lol!!!!

The talent that's walking in the bar and the sexy peeps on the poles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I nip in for a late one

Come join me at the bar. Saved a stool for you so we can perv

Who we perving ???

I'd like to know too lol!!!!

The talent that's walking in the bar and the sexy peeps on the poles

I'd like to join them on the pole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy Halloween Rose ,Bacardi and please and have one urself xx

Awww Goldies, welcome back!!! Drinks are on Lowlands so help yourself for more lol!!!

Oh great ,do we get to lick them off him then Rose ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any chance of pint please Rose??

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

"You lol

Who are you calling you????

I was correcting my previous typo , I wasn't being rude as this is the only bar I'm not barred from

lol!! So what drink would you like then!!? Lowlands is buying lol!!!

Phew, I thought I was out on my ear for a minute lol

I'll have another pint of bud please, and good health to you lowlands !!

I always said you were sound lol

You're lucky I'm in a good mood today mister!!!

There's your pint of Bud, there's plenty of hot food and cake too!!!! Help yourself!!

You keep horsing them pints out to me and we'll get on just grand

lol, there you go!!! And what costume are you wearing tonight!!?

As you can see from my profile pic , I'm the invisible man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy Halloween Rose ,Bacardi and please and have one urself xx

Awww Goldies, welcome back!!! Drinks are on Lowlands so help yourself for more lol!!!

...I'm being codded here by the topless barmaid...

-D

lol!! They're fake Low, do you not see, it's part of my costume!!!

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"Can I nip in for a late one

Come join me at the bar. Saved a stool for you so we can perv

Who we perving ???

I'd like to know too lol!!!!

The talent that's walking in the bar and the sexy peeps on the poles

I'd like to join them on the pole

Maybe rosie can teach us a move or 2 as I've heard she can work the pole well....xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I nip in for a late one

Come join me at the bar. Saved a stool for you so we can perv

Who we perving ???

I'd like to know too lol!!!!

The talent that's walking in the bar and the sexy peeps on the poles

Aaah where's Cj, I have his pink tutu, he'd look great dancing on the pole pmsl!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I nip in for a late one

Come join me at the bar. Saved a stool for you so we can perv

Who we perving ???

I'd like to know too lol!!!!

The talent that's walking in the bar and the sexy peeps on the poles

I'd like to join them on the pole

Sure go ahead!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any chance of pint please Rose??

Sure thing, there you go!!!

Happy halloween!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy Halloween Rose ,Bacardi and please and have one urself xx

Awww Goldies, welcome back!!! Drinks are on Lowlands so help yourself for more lol!!!

Oh great ,do we get to lick them off him then Rose ??

pmsl, I see what you did there!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I nip in for a late one

Come join me at the bar. Saved a stool for you so we can perv

Who we perving ???

I'd like to know too lol!!!!

The talent that's walking in the bar and the sexy peeps on the poles

I'd like to join them on the pole

Maybe rosie can teach us a move or 2 as I've heard she can work the pole well....xxx"

lol, I do but try!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of pint please Rose??

Sure thing, there you go!!!

Happy halloween!!!!

Thanks & happy Halloween to you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any chance of pint please Rose??

Sure thing, there you go!!!

Happy halloween!!!!

Thanks & happy Halloween to you too

Here's some nuts for you ok!!!!

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

Time to hit the scratcher , working early in the morn and hope I'm not bagged lol

Thanks for the service Rosie , you're a fair woman to pull pints

Next time I'm in the drinks are on me

Goodnight folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Time to hit the scratcher , working early in the morn and hope I'm not bagged lol

Thanks for the service Rosie , you're a fair woman to pull pints

Next time I'm in the drinks are on me

Goodnight folks

Oh very good, you're too kind!!! It'll be good to give Lowlands a break, he always gets roped in to buying the drink lol!!!

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

Goodnight Dave xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of pint please Rose??

Sure thing, there you go!!!

Happy halloween!!!!

Thanks & happy Halloween to you too

Here's some nuts for you ok!!!!

Ohhh I luv nuts and whatever inbetween

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of pint please Rose??

Sure thing, there you go!!!

Happy halloween!!!!

Thanks & happy Halloween to you too

Here's some nuts for you ok!!!!

Ohhh I luv nuts and whatever inbetween

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By *ceryMan over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"Any chance of pint please Rose??

Sure thing, there you go!!!

Happy halloween!!!!

Thanks & happy Halloween to you too

Here's some nuts for you ok!!!!

Ohhh I luv nuts and whatever inbetween

Nutter... You must love them you said it twice...

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By *onedbodMan over a year ago

co Galway

Am could i have a double vodka and red bull please when you get a chance thanks!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's some fine things in tonight

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

"Time to hit the scratcher , working early in the morn and hope I'm not bagged lol

Thanks for the service Rosie , you're a fair woman to pull pints

Next time I'm in the drinks are on me

Goodnight folks

Oh very good, you're too kind!!! It'll be good to give Lowlands a break, he always gets roped in to buying the drink lol!!!

Ah sure he's rotten with money from what I hear at the co op lol

Goodnight ladies and behave yourselves now

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By *itanium 5Man over a year ago

Cork

Feck the juice. Give me a vodka and bitter. Any rooms available. I think I,ll stay the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any chance of pint please Rose??

Sure thing, there you go!!!

Happy halloween!!!!

Thanks & happy Halloween to you too

Here's some nuts for you ok!!!!

Ohhh I luv nuts and whatever inbetween

Nutter... You must love them you said it twice...

She's seeing double at this stage lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of pint please Rose??

Sure thing, there you go!!!

Happy halloween!!!!

Thanks & happy Halloween to you too

Here's some nuts for you ok!!!!

Ohhh I luv nuts and whatever inbetween

Nutter... You must love them you said it twice...

Feck need another pint to get rid of the hiccups lolp

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By *ceryMan over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Finished my triple black russian... I can now stand on my ear ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Time to hit the scratcher , working early in the morn and hope I'm not bagged lol

Thanks for the service Rosie , you're a fair woman to pull pints

Next time I'm in the drinks are on me

Goodnight folks

Oh very good, you're too kind!!! It'll be good to give Lowlands a break, he always gets roped in to buying the drink lol!!!

Ah sure he's rotten with money from what I hear at the co op lol

Goodnight ladies and behave yourselves now

Well, we're very good at behaving bad when we want to!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's some fine things in tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feck the juice. Give me a vodka and bitter. Any rooms available. I think I,ll stay the night."

There's a hotel a few doors down, I'm sure they'll be able to give you a room!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There's some fine things in tonight

Yes, have to agree with you there!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any chance of pint please Rose??

Sure thing, there you go!!!

Happy halloween!!!!

Thanks & happy Halloween to you too

Here's some nuts for you ok!!!!

Ohhh I luv nuts and whatever inbetween

Nutter... You must love them you said it twice...

Feck need another pint to get rid of the hiccups lolp"

There's your pint miss!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Finished my triple black russian... I can now stand on my ear ...

Don't be getting too d*unk now mister!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of pint please Rose??

Sure thing, there you go!!!

Happy halloween!!!!

Thanks & happy Halloween to you too

Here's some nuts for you ok!!!!

Ohhh I luv nuts and whatever inbetween

Nutter... You must love them you said it twice...

Feck need another pint to get rid of the hiccups lolp

There's your pint miss!!!!

Thanks hun. Busy night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any chance of pint please Rose??

Sure thing, there you go!!!

Happy halloween!!!!

Thanks & happy Halloween to you too

Here's some nuts for you ok!!!!

Ohhh I luv nuts and whatever inbetween

Nutter... You must love them you said it twice...

Feck need another pint to get rid of the hiccups lolp

There's your pint miss!!!!

Thanks hun. Busy night

It's the quietest nite than it has been previously when my bar has been open!!!

This will be open for a good while yet so maybe some more will pop in!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going out the back for a fag....or a shag...

Any ladies going to (ahem) powder their noses...

And no...I've no feckin ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going out the back for a fag....or a shag...

Any ladies going to (ahem) powder their noses...

And no...I've no feckin ..

lol, here's your diet mister!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going out the back for a fag....or a shag...

Any ladies going to (ahem) powder their noses...

And no...I've no feckin ..

lol, here's your diet mister!!

"
...jaysus..put that away ffs.... The wimmen will be stampeding me

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By *eanontiWoman over a year ago

Limerick

"I'm going out the back for a fag....or a shag...

Any ladies going to (ahem) powder their noses...

And no...I've no feckin ..

lol, here's your diet mister!!

...jaysus..put that away ffs.... The wimmen will be stampeding me

Tongue hanging out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going out the back for a fag....or a shag...

Any ladies going to (ahem) powder their noses...

And no...I've no feckin ..

lol, here's your diet mister!!

...jaysus..put that away ffs.... The wimmen will be stampeding me

Tongue hanging out

Behave you two lol!!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

Hey hey hey rosie boos....just popping in for a quick one...

Hendricks..cucumber & tonic please. ..and have one yourself. .

Mrs S

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey hey hey rosie boos....just popping in for a quick one...

Hendricks..cucumber & tonic please. ..and have one yourself. .

Mrs S

Hendricks with cucumber!!

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By *andyblokeMan over a year ago

Dublin

I'll have a Clonmel chardonnay please ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going out the back for a fag....or a shag...

Any ladies going to (ahem) powder their noses...

And no...I've no feckin ..

lol, here's your diet mister!!

...jaysus..put that away ffs.... The wimmen will be stampeding me

Those wellies will save ya lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"Hey hey hey rosie boos....just popping in for a quick one...

Hendricks..cucumber & tonic please. ..and have one yourself. .

Mrs S

Hendricks with cucumber!!

Yep...and maybe a little crushed black pepper...loads of ice. ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hiccups not gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a Clonmel chardonnay please ?"

Here's a Chardonnay, can't guarantee it's a Clonmel one but a chardonnay all the same!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey hey hey rosie boos....just popping in for a quick one...

Hendricks..cucumber & tonic please. ..and have one yourself. .

Mrs S

Hendricks with cucumber!!

Yep...and maybe a little crushed black pepper...loads of ice. ..

Er....em..... let me see if I have some cucumber in the fridge lo!!

.... voila, here's your hendricks with cucumber & tonic, crushed black pepper & ice of course!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiccups not gone

Somebody needs to give you a fright!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going out the back for a fag....or a shag...

Any ladies going to (ahem) powder their noses...

And no...I've no feckin ..

lol, here's your diet mister!!

...jaysus..put that away ffs.... The wimmen will be stampeding me

Those wellies will save ya lol"

Not sure about that, they're pink lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A glass of sparkling mineral water please!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"Hey hey hey rosie boos....just popping in for a quick one...

Hendricks..cucumber & tonic please. ..and have one yourself. .

Mrs S

Hendricks with cucumber!!

Yep...and maybe a little crushed black pepper...loads of ice. ..

Er....em..... let me see if I have some cucumber in the fridge lo!!

.... voila, here's your hendricks with cucumber & tonic, crushed black pepper & ice of course!!!

Ahhh you're a star rosie. ..so ready for that. ..ooh is that a pole I see? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A glass of sparkling mineral water please!

Not sure I have sparkling water Mojo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey hey hey rosie boos....just popping in for a quick one...

Hendricks..cucumber & tonic please. ..and have one yourself. .

Mrs S

Hendricks with cucumber!!

Yep...and maybe a little crushed black pepper...loads of ice. ..

Er....em..... let me see if I have some cucumber in the fridge lo!!

.... voila, here's your hendricks with cucumber & tonic, crushed black pepper & ice of course!!!

Ahhh you're a star rosie. ..so ready for that. ..ooh is that a pole I see? ?

There's 3 poles missy lol!!!

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By *arkedMan over a year ago

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Can I have a pint of Diet 7up with blood red dye please Rosie;-) and whatever you fancy yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A glass of sparkling mineral water please!

Not sure I have sparkling water Mojo!!

Damn it!....

I suppose I'll have to stick with the tequila slammers so!

*hic

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

Is fooey in here? ? Hey fooey come give me a hand up on the pole

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By *andyblokeMan over a year ago

Dublin

"I'll have a Clonmel chardonnay please ?

Here's a Chardonnay, can't guarantee it's a Clonmel one but a chardonnay all the same!!

Thanks better than nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A glass of sparkling mineral water please!

Not sure I have sparkling water Mojo!!

Damn it!....

I suppose I'll have to stick with the tequila slammers so!

*hic"

Well, that's more like it, there's plenty of tequilla!!! Happy halloween!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a pint of Diet 7up with blood red dye please Rosie;-) and whatever you fancy yourself "

There's your vampire pint of 7-UP!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is fooey in here? ? Hey fooey come give me a hand up on the pole

You can grab on to my poliest of poles anytime Mrs S

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By *arkedMan over a year ago

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"Can I have a pint of Diet 7up with blood red dye please Rosie;-) and whatever you fancy yourself

There's your vampire pint of 7-UP!!!

Mmmmm perfect, have you any nuts to be nibbling on? Monkey nuts obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going out the back for a fag....or a shag...

Any ladies going to (ahem) powder their noses...

And no...I've no feckin ..

lol, here's your diet mister!!

...jaysus..put that away ffs.... The wimmen will be stampeding me

Those wellies will save ya lol

Not sure about that, they're pink lol!!!

There's my fright lol

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By *eanontiWoman over a year ago

Limerick

"I'm going out the back for a fag....or a shag...

Any ladies going to (ahem) powder their noses...

And no...I've no feckin ..

lol, here's your diet mister!!

...jaysus..put that away ffs.... The wimmen will be stampeding me

Tongue hanging out

Behave you two lol!!!

Sorry Rosie it's just that damn diet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a pint of Diet 7up with blood red dye please Rosie;-) and whatever you fancy yourself

There's your vampire pint of 7-UP!!!

Mmmmm perfect, have you any nuts to be nibbling on? Monkey nuts obviously

There's a few nuts here alright!!

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By *arkedMan over a year ago

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"Can I have a pint of Diet 7up with blood red dye please Rosie;-) and whatever you fancy yourself

There's your vampire pint of 7-UP!!!

Mmmmm perfect, have you any nuts to be nibbling on? Monkey nuts obviously

There's a few nuts here alright!!

I think sanity is overrated but then I'm nuts and biased, but in general would we have it any other way. Can I have another Vampire pint when you get a min please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a pint of Diet 7up with blood red dye please Rosie;-) and whatever you fancy yourself

There's your vampire pint of 7-UP!!!

Mmmmm perfect, have you any nuts to be nibbling on? Monkey nuts obviously

There's a few nuts here alright!!

I think sanity is overrated but then I'm nuts and biased, but in general would we have it any other way. Can I have another Vampire pint when you get a min please

It's good to have a mix I suppose, it'd be very boring otherwise lol!!!

Here's your vampire pint anyway!!!

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By *ocbrownMan over a year ago

Kilkenny/Waterford

A pint of ale and dubble jamesason please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pint of ale and dubble jamesason please

A pint of Smithwicks & double Jamesson coming up!! You're here late enough, were you partying elsewhere beforehand!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on come on people!! There's plenty of drink & food to be had here & sure Low is buying all the drink pmsl!!!

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By *arkedMan over a year ago

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"Come on come on people!! There's plenty of drink & food to be had here & sure Low is buying all the drink pmsl!!!

Food: in that case can I see the menu please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come on come on people!! There's plenty of drink & food to be had here & sure Low is buying all the drink pmsl!!!

Food: in that case can I see the menu please?

There's no menu lol!! There's food on a few tables, hot finger food that is!!! There's also a gorgeous fudge cake & banoffie pie lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*hic* is the residents bar open????

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By *rutus83Man over a year ago

naas

Just a water please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*hic* is the residents bar open????

It's still open, it's quiet tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry Im late. Are ye still servin?

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By *umpsMan over a year ago

city

I'm driving so I will pop in for 1.... Might leave the car if the company is good..whereby I might have more than 10...

Ooohhh look... Chips and chicken pieces.. I will have some of those..

To the bar... Can I have your most expensive white wine please..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a water please "

Just water lol, will I put a slice of lemon in it or a slice of lime lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry Im late. Are ye still servin?"

Yes I am, what would you like!!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well Rosie I'm here so it's quiet no more gurrrllll....

Slap me up.a double....

I'll be dancin on the tables soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On my way I saw a checkpoint up ahead so stopped n parked the car and began to walk innocently away but a plainclothes stopped me. Got away with it though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm driving so I will pop in for 1.... Might leave the car if the company is good..whereby I might have more than 10...

Ooohhh look... Chips and chicken pieces.. I will have some of those..

To the bar... Can I have your most expensive white wine please.."

It's quiet for the moment but I'm sure it'll fill up soon!! Here's your chicken & chips & wine anyway!! Happy Halloween!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have just a seven up please. Not here for the booze but the stragglers and de craic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

8888..did you not get strip searched?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well Rosie I'm here so it's quiet no more gurrrllll....

Slap me up.a double....

I'll be dancin on the tables soon

A double what missy lol!!! There's poles here too sure!!!

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By *rutus83Man over a year ago

naas

"Just a water please

Just water lol, will I put a slice of lemon in it or a slice of lime lol!!

"
lol just a water no lemon or lime please lol

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By *arkedMan over a year ago

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"Come on come on people!! There's plenty of drink & food to be had here & sure Low is buying all the drink pmsl!!!

Food: in that case can I see the menu please?

There's no menu lol!! There's food on a few tables, hot finger food that is!!! There's also a gorgeous fudge cake & banoffie pie lol!!!

Can I ask for a nice slice of the fudge cake (heated) with ice cream and a slice of Banoffie as well please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strip searched! Sur I was starkers!

Now that I think of it, maybe that's why I was stopped. Seeing as I don't drink anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have just a seven up please. Not here for the booze but the stragglers and de craic."

7-UP it is so!! I think Annimal is going to start dancing soon lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wohooo Come on Animal Get hup on dat table girl. I'll hold yer drink...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a water please

Just water lol, will I put a slice of lemon in it or a slice of lime lol!!

lol just a water no lemon or lime please lol"

lol are you nursing your poor head after partying like mad from a party tonight!!!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can hold more than me drink...

Now time to get the Boyz up on that lappie pole Rosie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strip searched! Sur I was starkers!

Now that I think of it, maybe that's why I was stopped. Seeing as I don't drink anyway.

Whaaaaat you were starker!!? what were ya up to I wonder mister!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rosie Will ya ask Animal to come de feck out of that unhappy room and get her bod up on that table fffs!

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By *arkedMan over a year ago

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"I'll be dancin on the tables soon

I'd love to see you dancing on my table, but not until I've had the desserts I've ordered, unless you are dessert in which case get up and start dancing mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm happy 8888 ffs...

Your looking at the wrong end of me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aahh Animal There ye are Foine ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can hold more than me drink...

Now time to get the Boyz up on that lappie pole Rosie

Well Oppsie might help ya out there or Brute!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strip searched! Sur I was starkers!

Now that I think of it, maybe that's why I was stopped. Seeing as I don't drink anyway.

Whaaaaat you were starker!!? what were ya up to I wonder mister!!

somone said ye were havin a nudists party so I dressed accordingly silly me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be dancin on the tables soon

I'd love to see you dancing on my table, but not until I've had the desserts I've ordered, unless you are dessert in which case get up and start dancing mmmmm

There's a slice of fudge cake & banoffie pie for you dear sir!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strip searched! Sur I was starkers!

Now that I think of it, maybe that's why I was stopped. Seeing as I don't drink anyway.

Whaaaaat you were starker!!? what were ya up to I wonder mister!!

somone said ye were havin a nudists party so I dressed accordingly silly me

Methinks somebody was trying to take the piss outta ya mister lol!!

but hey, you can wear this bow tie and an apron but it's a small one I'm afraid!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I'm gonna fall..need a strong man to catch me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strip searched! Sur I was starkers!

Now that I think of it, maybe that's why I was stopped. Seeing as I don't drink anyway.

Whaaaaat you were starker!!? what were ya up to I wonder mister!!

somone said ye were havin a nudists party so I dressed accordingly silly me

Methinks somebody was trying to take the piss outta ya mister lol!!

but hey, you can wear this bow tie and an apron but it's a small one I'm afraid!!!

Aahh tanks Dat'l do fine Sur Im all limp n shriveled with de cold anyway so de bow tie will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think I'm gonna fall..need a strong man to catch me

Oppsie now go on & save this lady from falling over or she'll wreck the place!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Catch her lads Jasis Animal where are yer knickers woman!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that was fun. If ya don't mind Rosie I'll wear the bow tie home. I'll drop it back the next night and have it dry cleaned. Night all. And Animal, stay off that table! Night all....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What are we going to do about Annie, ya naughty girl!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well that was fun. If ya don't mind Rosie I'll wear the bow tie home. I'll drop it back the next night and have it dry cleaned. Night all. And Animal, stay off that table! Night all....

Aww don't go yet mister!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wreck the place....

Jazzzzuuuuzzzz Rosie I'm not that big

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wreck the place....

Jazzzzuuuuzzzz Rosie I'm not that big

But you might knock over a few glasses if ya fall down!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it just us left Rosie??

We having a lock in???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it just us left Rosie??

We having a lock in???

Yes, just us left ffs!!! I'll think I'll have a drink for myself!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it just us left Rosie??

We having a lock in???

Yes, just us left ffs!!! I'll think I'll have a drink for myself!!!

That's a gal...

Have 2...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you change for the juke box???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just flying in on my broomstick ... ill have a witches tit n tomato juice please bartender .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it just us left Rosie??

We having a lock in???

Yes, just us left ffs!!! I'll think I'll have a drink for myself!!!

That's a gal...

Have 2..."

Indeed I shall!!!

sure you may as well join me for another!! What's your drink!!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blue I think she's left me all alone....

You know what that means????

FREE BAR!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait..... I'm still here!

Any straws for my tequila?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"just flying in on my broomstick ... ill have a witches tit n tomato juice please bartender .

You mean a bloody Mary lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hic !!!!!!!!!!!!! bring it on , ill teach ya how to master a broomstick ...quick giz another withches tit n tomato juice .

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By *arkedMan over a year ago

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"Is it just us left Rosie??

We having a lock in???

Yes, just us left ffs!!! I'll think I'll have a drink for myself!!!

I'm still here too, and you were right Rosie: that fudge cake really was gorgeous. So the question is would you prefer me to go and leave you two to party on, or stay and maybe find a use for me lol

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