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over a year ago
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Last time I did a post about a practical joke it went down well so I thought, why not do another one.
Summer 1990 and myself and the lads are at the grove disco. Beers and girls that's what's on our minds. One of the lads, let's call him Mr G for the purpose of this story, gets lucky and disappears into St Ann's park with some poor girl. An hour later he appears in the disco with a smug look on his face "I got the ride. Bareback too". I called him a tosser for going bareback. That got me a smack to the head for my troubles. Revenge? Little apples grow people. Little
Apples
Grow
The following Friday I'm in the house and Mr. G calls me. "I've got a bit of a problem. Can you come over for a bit"?
I hop on the bike and spin over to listen to him explain a rash he has got. All over his balls. Eventually I talked him into showing me. A heat rash. That's all it was but I said nothing. "Johnny's mam is a nurse. I'll have a talk with her. I won't say who has the rash. Relax man, we'll get this sorted".
So off to Johnny's we go to talk to Rose, his mum. On arrival I got Rose to one side and explained what was going on and what I planned (remember them little apples? Well they are ripe now). She asked Mr. G to come into the kitchen and explain what was happening. I prompted him to show her. She had a look and followed my prompt. "Mate you have public lice. You have a choice now. Go to you GP and explain what happened or let me sort it now".
"Please sort it now if that's okay". Rose went on to explain that lice are harder to kill on the pubic hair because the hair was thicker. The hair would have to go. She handed him a bic Orange and off he went to the bathroom to prep. As soon as he went I looked through the medical press for the next part of his treatment. I found what I needed but Rose was against it. "You'll kill him". I applied the paste I found onto a plastic plate and waited for Mr. G to return fully shaved. Rose handed him the plate and told him to cover all of his genital area liberally. It may sting a bit but that means it's working. Off he went upstairs again. 5 minute later we heard a hellish scream going from upstairs. A scream that changed octave halt way through. The type of scream that gets into your very soul. Johnny and two of the other lads had been in the sitting room and they ran upstairs to find Mr. G in the shower still dressed scrubbing his glow in the dark dick and balls.....
So what's the moral of the story? Hit me a dig and I'll make you shave your balls and cover them in deepheat.
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"Hhmm
Think shows a dark side and lack of empathy. Making fun at other the expense of others is not my opinion of humour and best avoided.  "
We grew up playing practical jokes on each other. Always trying to get the better of each other. It's a sign of a very healthy friendship. A friendship that's rock solid to this very day. |
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"Hhmm
Think shows a dark side and lack of empathy. Making fun at other the expense of others is not my opinion of humour and best avoided.
We grew up playing practical jokes on each other. Always trying to get the better of each other. It's a sign of a very healthy friendship. A friendship that's rock solid to this very day.
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Oh. Ok. Glad to hear that. Yours seems to be a particular case but ......ah, no need, have a lovely day.  |
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"Hhmm
Think shows a dark side and lack of empathy. Making fun at other the expense of others is not my opinion of humour and best avoided.
We grew up playing practical jokes on each other. Always trying to get the better of each other. It's a sign of a very healthy friendship. A friendship that's rock solid to this very day. "
Oh jasus how did he get u back  and evil me thinks  |
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"Hhmm
Think shows a dark side and lack of empathy. Making fun at other the expense of others is not my opinion of humour and best avoided.
We grew up playing practical jokes on each other. Always trying to get the better of each other. It's a sign of a very healthy friendship. A friendship that's rock solid to this very day.
Oh jasus how did he get u back and evil me thinks "
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His revenge was evil to say the least. I ended up with a broken finger. |
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