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By *oandWexCouple
over a year ago
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Said to Jorge the other day "I love u to the moon and back" his reply, u would think, would be "me too" or something along those lines, but no no in true Jorge fashion he replied "can they not just give u a one way ticket" that's true love for u hehe and he wasn't tipsy at the time. |
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over a year ago
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"Said to Jorge the other day "I love u to the moon and back" his reply, u would think, would be "me too" or something along those lines, but no no in true Jorge fashion he replied "can they not just give u a one way ticket" that's true love for u hehe and he wasn't tipsy at the time. "
Excellent......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message and she said she "wanted me to ride her badly"....
I replied " great cos I'm useless at it"...
She didn't get back to me yet    "
Tea! Bedclothes! *cof *cof *cof *cof Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! |
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"Ollie....
"oh oh oh I am gonna cum.....my little babies .....catch ' em apples .....catch'em in your mouth ....quick catch' em......all oh 'em ....."
Yeah that's his silly twang too..lol"
Pokémon cumshot? Gotta catch 'em all? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ollie....
"oh oh oh I am gonna cum.....my little babies .....catch ' em apples .....catch'em in your mouth ....quick catch' em......all oh 'em ....."
Yeah that's his silly twang too..lol
Pokémon cumshot? Gotta catch 'em all?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a messages saying "I'd like to hear you moan all night"
I replied "I doubt it"
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Never wish for what you dream of cos it may come true........Ya didn't put the cat out, ya didn't fix the crack on the ceiling, the ceiling is filthy, ya didn't clear those cobwebs, ya didn't replace that bulb, yer goin bald......
Thats why most men like the doggy position!  |
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"I got a messages saying "I'd like to hear you moan all night"
I replied "I doubt it"
Never wish for what you dream of cos it may come true........Ya didn't put the cat out, ya didn't fix the crack on the ceiling, the ceiling is filthy, ya didn't clear those cobwebs, ya didn't replace that bulb, yer goin bald......
Thats why most men like the doggy position! "
Laughed at this. ...
Spent all day scraping Apple's ex-husbands filler off the ceiling. ...scraping out the crack...and filling with an acrylic lightweight filler!
Painted ceiling (having destroyed the work of 100 spiders...)
Put up coving. ..
And stopped to provide her with three orgasims. ..
All in a days work for super boyfriend. .
Ollie..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a messages saying "I'd like to hear you moan all night"
I replied "I doubt it"
Yeah sure there's no shutting you up once you start... "
Moi? I never moan, I'm more of a heavy breather |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unfortunately I once ...in the midst of an exchange of messages now ..exclaimed..
..id bang you like a caravan door on a windy day!!..
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.not my best moment.. |
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