You're on a horse, galloping away at speed on your left is a steep drop on your right is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you directly in front of u is a kangaroo and your horse in unable to overtake it behind you a lion is chasing you what must u do to get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your d*unk arse off the merry go round and act your age  |
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"You're on a horse, galloping away at speed on your left is a steep drop on your right is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you directly in front of u is a kangaroo and your horse in unable to overtake it behind you a lion is chasing you what must u do to get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your d*unk arse off the merry go round and act your age "
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"When I was a baby my parents were watching the film "ghost" and when they were doing the pottery together I asked "are they making a willy?"
You had a good vocabulary |
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"I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue ;-p ... DI could touch the tip of your tongue with my willy"
Funniest thing or saw or heard today
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"I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue ;-p ... DI could touch the tip of your tongue with my willy
Funniest thing or saw or heard today
Mrs song "
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"You're on a horse, galloping away at speed on your left is a steep drop on your right is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you directly in front of u is a kangaroo and your horse in unable to overtake it behind you a lion is chasing you what must u do to get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your d*unk arse off the merry go round and act your age "
Join us on the swinging boats ?? |
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"You're on a horse, galloping away at speed on your left is a steep drop on your right is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you directly in front of u is a kangaroo and your horse in unable to overtake it behind you a lion is chasing you what must u do to get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your d*unk arse off the merry go round and act your age
Join us on the swinging boats ??"
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"You're on a horse, galloping away at speed on your left is a steep drop on your right is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you directly in front of u is a kangaroo and your horse in unable to overtake it behind you a lion is chasing you what must u do to get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your d*unk arse off the merry go round and act your age
Join us on the swinging boats ?? hahaha "
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"Oh dear you should come to limerick , loads of guns down here this weekend 
is what I thought you wrote"
Not very respectful and a bit childish from someone who calls himself a professional gentleman |
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"Oh dear you should come to limerick , loads of guns down here this weekend
is what I thought you wrote
Not very respectful and a bit childish from someone who calls himself a professional gentleman "
What I find hilarious is that he is listed as being from Dublin. A Dub, slagging off Limerick for guns? Imagine the irony? |
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"Oh dear you should come to limerick , loads of guns down here this weekend
is what I thought you wrote
Not very respectful and a bit childish from someone who calls himself a professional gentleman What I find hilarious is that he is listed as being from Dublin. A Dub, slagging off Limerick for guns? Imagine the irony? "
Ah leave the poor jackeens alone it's nice for them to have another county to take the piss outa |
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"Oh dear you should come to limerick , loads of guns down here this weekend
is what I thought you wrote
Not very respectful and a bit childish from someone who calls himself a professional gentleman What I find hilarious is that he is listed as being from Dublin. A Dub, slagging off Limerick for guns? Imagine the irony? Ah leave the poor jackeens alone it's nice for them to have another county to take the piss outa "
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"My ears aren't level. Because of this my glasses don't fit right.
M
Bend the arms to compensate..."
Yea but then she'd have to adjust every pair ogle glasses she buys. Ever.
Much easier to have realignment surgery and get her ears levelled...... |
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