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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey new guy here to the scene and just though it would be funny for people to post there most random chat up line they know :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight

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By *andydevineMan over a year ago

sligo

lol good one.

Nice legs what time do they open,lol.

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By *tsUS1990Couple over a year ago

Dublin

Seems on this site 'Wanna fuck?' is a very popular one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prefer "Hi....wanna cuck?".

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If i could rearrange the alphabet id put my dick in your mouth XD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best line here is "love your pics" - we didn't have any up at the time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The best line here is "love your pics" - we didn't have any up at the time..."

well can i say there are pretty amazing

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By *ale4U2Man over a year ago

Nearby

I'm no gynaecologist, but sure I'll have a look

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm no gynaecologist, but sure I'll have a look

Well your prostate seems clear anywho the doctor will be in shortly

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By *aftdave1Man over a year ago

limerick

" I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight

speak of the week fair play

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By *wilighteyesWoman over a year ago

Dublin

hi im a carpenter i can come round and fix something ,

me i dont have anything that needs fixing ,,

him ,,,,, u could break something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me. I'll have sex with you tonight

Her. What makes you so sure??

Me. Cause I'm bigger and stronger than you!!!

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Me. I'll have sex with you tonight

Her. What makes you so sure??

Me. Cause I'm bigger and stronger than you!!!"

creepy to say the least!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me. I'll have sex with you tonight

Her. What makes you so sure??

Me. Cause I'm bigger and stronger than you!!!

creepy to say the least!!!

Not one to be used on a complete stranger!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me. I'll have sex with you tonight

Her. What makes you so sure??

Me. Cause I'm bigger and stronger than you!!!

creepy to say the least!!!

Not one to be used on a complete stranger!!!"

But ok to use on someone you know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutely!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who here would swoon at the honest classic,

"I can make you scream delight with just my mouth?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jimmy Carrs "can you tell me if this rag smells of chloroform"

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

[Removed by poster at 14/10/15 09:13:33]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi, what's your name? I'd like to name one of my multiple orgasms after you."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask him to guess what material your top is made of, wait for his answer, drop the hand & say "this must be felt then?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world,

Works 60% of the time every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have eyes like a spanner!

Every time you look at me my nuts tighten!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cop a cheeky feel of her bum, wait for response then say "sorry, I'm just not feeling myself.. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy said to me before 'I bet your name is Jacobs cos you're a real cracker'.

Cringe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A guy said to me before 'I bet your name is Jacobs cos you're a real cracker'.

Cringe

You mean you didn't jump straight into bed with him!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A guy said to me before 'I bet your name is Jacobs cos you're a real cracker'.

Cringe

You mean you didn't jump straight into bed with him!!!"

Course I did what woman wouldn't!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But crackers are dry...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not if you have something to moisten them.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But crackers are dry...

Not this one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But crackers are dry...

You never heard of Cream Crackers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But crackers are dry...

You never heard of Cream Crackers

Ah I have of course, they're just better with something spread across them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baby, you're so sweet just looking at you gives me a tooth ache."

I went with him for 6 months. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red.

Violets are bl........ah fuck it. Just get in the fucking boot.

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

GET IN THE FUCKING VAN !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimmy Carrs "can you tell me if this rag smells of chloroform"

Think that was Jimmy Saville actually

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By *ymguylMan over a year ago

ennis

I think you lost my mobile number' so here it is again

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By *hillMan over a year ago

cobh

Have you mirrors in your pockets.. cause I can see myself in your pants. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey want to watch sex on my flat screen mirror?

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