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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl  "
Not me ...
But Im guessing lack of interest  |
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"Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl
Not me ...
But Im guessing lack of interest "
Not the right deposit ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl
Not me ...
But Im guessing lack of interest
Not the right deposit ??"
On the money  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl "
Its a man thing ha ha ha.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol
On another note I love your profile pic such a perky boob. . 
Why thank you me lovely ... I've a great photographer "
Who evidently has better aim with a camera |
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"If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere "
Why thank you kitty I have a permanent marker that I can utilise too  |
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"If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere "
tomcat is that you.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere tomcat is that you.. "
Lol er no tomcat usually has problems with his aim when I've been in the saddle for a while heheheheh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When erect there is nothing more precise than a man's member aiming for a Lady's love passage.
When flacid for urination the penis becomes erratic and can in fact rotate like the blades of a helicopter.
Factual facts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere "
Either way, generally theres a woman there to clean up afterwards 
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"When erect there is nothing more precise than a man's member aiming for a Lady's love passage.
When flacid for urination the penis becomes erratic and can in fact rotate like the blades of a helicopter.
Factual facts "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why don,t houses come with stand up urinals like in pubs and resturaunts,then us lads would have a wall to lean our foreheads on, to cool our furrowed brows while we contemplate the mysteries of life?? |
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"Why don,t houses come with stand up urinals like in pubs and resturaunts,then us lads would have a wall to lean our foreheads on, to cool our furrowed brows while we contemplate the mysteries of life??"
The piss all over your shoes is awful though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why don,t houses come with stand up urinals like in pubs and resturaunts,then us lads would have a wall to lean our foreheads on, to cool our furrowed brows while we contemplate the mysteries of life??"
Dude I've seen guys practice for the fire brigade aim higher than your furrowed brow
#thinktwice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why don,t houses come with stand up urinals like in pubs and resturaunts,then us lads would have a wall to lean our foreheads on, to cool our furrowed brows while we contemplate the mysteries of life??
Dude I've seen guys practice for the fire brigade aim higher than your furrowed brow
#thinktwice "
Hah,c'mere to me long fella I get fresher oxygen down here and if I look straight ahead,all I can see is boobs,lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere "
We used to throw a Cheerio into the toilet to train Kids - was so used to them saying yes in the toiled I did it sometime unknowingly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl "
The fanjita enables a homing device fitted in most mens winkies, when triggered it becomes fly-by-wire.
This is why men always drive when visiting the space station. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies when it comes to lads having a little tinkle and splashing everywhere. It's down to their attention span because they are constantly looking for a mirror.
Now the trick to a spotless bathroom & trickle free seat is the toilet seat itself. Either a mirror or club colours. Personally I found the mirror works.... |
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By *ceryMan
over a year ago
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"Ladies when it comes to lads having a little tinkle and splashing everywhere. It's down to their attention span because they are constantly looking for a mirror.
Now the trick to a spotless bathroom & trickle free seat is the toilet seat itself. Either a mirror or club colours. Personally I found the mirror works.... "
Or why not go for a 100% wet room... |
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"Why use a toilet when there's loads of walls around?...
Problem solved!
Now, how to sort out the splashes on my shoes! "
Do you have to get special shoes to accommodate your six toes on each foot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies when it comes to lads having a little tinkle and splashing everywhere. It's down to their attention span because they are constantly looking for a mirror.
Now the trick to a spotless bathroom & trickle free seat is the toilet seat itself. Either a mirror or club colours. Personally I found the mirror works....
Or why not go for a 100% wet room... "
Jaysus hate to see your bathroom  |
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By *ceryMan
over a year ago
Malahide & Waterford |
"Ladies when it comes to lads having a little tinkle and splashing everywhere. It's down to their attention span because they are constantly looking for a mirror.
Now the trick to a spotless bathroom & trickle free seat is the toilet seat itself. Either a mirror or club colours. Personally I found the mirror works....
Or why not go for a 100% wet room...
Jaysus hate to see your bathroom "
I'm proud of my aim, it's a 100% dry room, you can verify it at any time.... the wet room suggestion is for those whose aim is let's say a little bit off ...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sort of deviating a bit but still on the same theme(ish).
When studying law at Uni all books are for some reason big and thick.
At the evaluation lesson at the end of the semester my course i was asked did i find the books useful. I said my 3 year old son used them more than me. I explained he stacked them up to stand on them so he could reach the toilet to have a pee. Thus empirical evidence and analysis showed if you want to improve your aim then study law |
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