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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pissed D off one evening so as a form of revenge she smeared chillie paste on the toilet door handle. In I pop, out with the lad, had a wee, did a little dance and cried a bit.
What revenge has your partner ever unleashed on you?
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over a year ago
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Contacted the CSA (child supoort agency) to report that i refused to "give her any money"
Contacted social services to report that i was "drinking" when my our kids stayed with me
I personally have done nothing to get any "revenge".... i believe honesty and integrity is the best policy and if you live up to high principles you wont need revenge. People who have no integrity will, in the long run, let themselves down ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Contacted the CSA (child supoort agency) to report that i refused to "give her any money"
Contacted social services to report that i was "drinking" when my our kids stayed with me
I personally have done nothing to get any "revenge".... i believe honesty and integrity is the best policy and if you live up to high principles you wont need revenge. People who have no integrity will, in the long run, let themselves down ??"
I think it was ment in light hearted fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Contacted the CSA (child supoort agency) to report that i refused to "give her any money"
Contacted social services to report that i was "drinking" when my our kids stayed with me
I personally have done nothing to get any "revenge".... i believe honesty and integrity is the best policy and if you live up to high principles you wont need revenge. People who have no integrity will, in the long run, let themselves down ??
I think it was ment in light hearted fun "
The question was asked "what revenge has your partner ever unleashed on you?"...... I'm sorry if i answered the question with honesty and didn't make you smile! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Contacted the CSA (child supoort agency) to report that i refused to "give her any money"
Contacted social services to report that i was "drinking" when my our kids stayed with me
I personally have done nothing to get any "revenge".... i believe honesty and integrity is the best policy and if you live up to high principles you wont need revenge. People who have no integrity will, in the long run, let themselves down ??"
Your taking a very high brow appraoch to a low brow tread. It's playful revenge. Not hire a hit man type revenge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Contacted the CSA (child supoort agency) to report that i refused to "give her any money"
Contacted social services to report that i was "drinking" when my our kids stayed with me
I personally have done nothing to get any "revenge".... i believe honesty and integrity is the best policy and if you live up to high principles you wont need revenge. People who have no integrity will, in the long run, let themselves down ??
I think it was ment in light hearted fun
The question was asked "what revenge has your partner ever unleashed on you?"...... I'm sorry if i answered the question with honesty and didn't make you smile!"
Wow....im speechless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Contacted the CSA (child supoort agency) to report that i refused to "give her any money"
Contacted social services to report that i was "drinking" when my our kids stayed with me
I personally have done nothing to get any "revenge".... i believe honesty and integrity is the best policy and if you live up to high principles you wont need revenge. People who have no integrity will, in the long run, let themselves down ??
Your taking a very high brow appraoch to a low brow tread. It's playful revenge. Not hire a hit man type revenge. "
What the fuck? You asked a question and i answered with honesty. Whats the high brow/low brow crap about??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ouch!
So many good ones on youtube.fake tan in the shower gel bottle is a fav of mine"
Wouldn't it just wash straight off without staining?
I pulled a chair out from under hubs one day as he was sitting down & he spilled his whole dinner down himself. When my Mam & Dad came round for dinner about a month later he rearranged our dining room a little, I didn't want the occasional table so near the dining table but it could wait until later, and why was that big bowl of water on it?
Mmmmmm! Our roast looked fantastic, so we took it in, he said "you sit down, I'll serve" so I did. On the chair with all the screws missing which collapsed under me so as I fell I grabbed for the nearest thing which happened to be a rickety occasional table with a bowl of water on it... bastard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He asked basically what pranks have you played on your partner not what has an ex partner done to ruin your life"
Ruined my life??? Lmfao aye...... dead on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contacted the CSA (child supoort agency) to report that i refused to "give her any money"
Contacted social services to report that i was "drinking" when my our kids stayed with me
I personally have done nothing to get any "revenge".... i believe honesty and integrity is the best policy and if you live up to high principles you wont need revenge. People who have no integrity will, in the long run, let themselves down ??"
Revenge? Sounds more like basic childcare needs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My now ex was doing an important power point thing in college .i switched his disc for a porn dvd..
needless to say hes was the laughing stock of the college |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My now ex was doing an important power point thing in college .i switched his disc for a porn dvd..
needless to say hes was the laughing stock of the college"
Is this why he's the ex ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My now ex was doing an important power point thing in college .i switched his disc for a porn dvd..
needless to say hes was the laughing stock of the college"
that make you happy, how sad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My now ex was doing an important power point thing in college .i switched his disc for a porn dvd..
needless to say hes was the laughing stock of the college"
What did he do to deserve this? |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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I had a little game going with one of my flat mates I lived once with: We got a flyer though the letter box of a very right wing politician we both very much disliked. He put the flyer on the kitchen table for me to have some company when having my breakfast. From then on the politicians picture turned up everywhere in the flat, on the bathroom mirror, as a bookmark in my book, in his sports bag, I had it stuck to my shoe sole, until the one day I found it under my pillow waking up early in the morning, which was the straw that broke the camels back.
He moved out shortly after and got married in Czech republic and I was invited to his wedding. I cut a real size male body out of ply wood, dressed him with an old suit, printed out the politicians face pic and stuck it on the head. The wooden fella travelled with me to the wedding and sat beside me in the church. After the church there was a little aperitif outside the church, I leaned my wooden politician onto the church wall to grab a drink and have a natter. By sheer chance it happened that the bride and groom with their families gathered in front of that same wall to get their memory pics taken by a professional photographer and so the wooden politician ended up being in each of the pictures in the background. |
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"I had a little game going with one of my flat mates I lived once with: We got a flyer though the letter box of a very right wing politician we both very much disliked. He put the flyer on the kitchen table for me to have some company when having my breakfast. From then on the politicians picture turned up everywhere in the flat, on the bathroom mirror, as a bookmark in my book, in his sports bag, I had it stuck to my shoe sole, until the one day I found it under my pillow waking up early in the morning, which was the straw that broke the camels back.
He moved out shortly after and got married in Czech republic and I was invited to his wedding. I cut a real size male body out of ply wood, dressed him with an old suit, printed out the politicians face pic and stuck it on the head. The wooden fella travelled with me to the wedding and sat beside me in the church. After the church there was a little aperitif outside the church, I leaned my wooden politician onto the church wall to grab a drink and have a natter. By sheer chance it happened that the bride and groom with their families gathered in front of that same wall to get their memory pics taken by a professional photographer and so the wooden politician ended up being in each of the pictures in the background. "
Did you have to pay for the seat on the plane to the Czech Republic? Was he able to sit down? |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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Did you have to pay for the seat on the plane to the Czech Republic? Was he able to sit down? "
Back then I lived on the continent and travelled ca. 10 hours by train. Thankfully the train wasn't packed out hence he got a seat beside me and the ticket inspector had a sense of humour.
Btw it wasn't an Irish politician however I could think of quite a few wooden ones here  |
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Ex was having a serious chat with me about paint in sitting room while I was watching footi!!
"Ffs I said paint it whatever colour you want I dont care"
So I go to work. ..
BLACK!!
walls,ceiling, doors
And,,,, the screen of the TV!!
I shit you not |
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Did you have to pay for the seat on the plane to the Czech Republic? Was he able to sit down?
Back then I lived on the continent and travelled ca. 10 hours by train. Thankfully the train wasn't packed out hence he got a seat beside me and the ticket inspector had a sense of humour.
Btw it wasn't an Irish politician however I could think of quite a few wooden ones here "
You must be a complete psycho though? That's a lot of effort to go to. Was it Le Pen? At least he'd be an easy enough shape to carve. Are you a psycho? |
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"Contacted the CSA (child supoort agency) to report that i refused to "give her any money"
Contacted social services to report that i was "drinking" when my our kids stayed with me
I personally have done nothing to get any "revenge".... i believe honesty and integrity is the best policy and if you live up to high principles you wont need revenge. People who have no integrity will, in the long run, let themselves down ??
I think it was ment in light hearted fun
The question was asked "what revenge has your partner ever unleashed on you?"...... I'm sorry if i answered the question with honesty and didn't make you smile!"
It's ok, I lolled anyway  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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Did you have to pay for the seat on the plane to the Czech Republic? Was he able to sit down?
Back then I lived on the continent and travelled ca. 10 hours by train. Thankfully the train wasn't packed out hence he got a seat beside me and the ticket inspector had a sense of humour.
Btw it wasn't an Irish politician however I could think of quite a few wooden ones here
You must be a complete psycho though? That's a lot of effort to go to. Was it Le Pen? At least he'd be an easy enough shape to carve. Are you a psycho? "
It was well worth it.
Do you think I need treatment or is it too late?  |
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He hid under the bed with the lights off and pillows under the covers pressed into a body shape. When I came in and started to undress he reached out and grabbed me by the ankle. The neighbours heard my screams. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"He hid under the bed with the lights off and pillows under the covers pressed into a body shape. When I came in and started to undress he reached out and grabbed me by the ankle. The neighbours heard my screams. "
That I would have loved to have seen  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Did you have to pay for the seat on the plane to the Czech Republic? Was he able to sit down?
Back then I lived on the continent and travelled ca. 10 hours by train. Thankfully the train wasn't packed out hence he got a seat beside me and the ticket inspector had a sense of humour.
Btw it wasn't an Irish politician however I could think of quite a few wooden ones here
You must be a complete psycho though? That's a lot of effort to go to. Was it Le Pen? At least he'd be an easy enough shape to carve. Are you a psycho?
It was well worth it.
Do you think I need treatment or is it too late? "
Yes why don't u lay on my couch and we can work it out |
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"He hid under the bed with the lights off and pillows under the covers pressed into a body shape. When I came in and started to undress he reached out and grabbed me by the ankle. The neighbours heard my screams.
That I would have loved to have seen "
Evil cj evil you are |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"He hid under the bed with the lights off and pillows under the covers pressed into a body shape. When I came in and started to undress he reached out and grabbed me by the ankle. The neighbours heard my screams.
That I would have loved to have seen
Evil cj evil you are "
Not really but it would have being class  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He hid under the bed with the lights off and pillows under the covers pressed into a body shape. When I came in and started to undress he reached out and grabbed me by the ankle. The neighbours heard my screams. "
Excellent. Did the same trick myself. Really enjoyed the result. Though strangely she then said she'd "lost the mood". Was worth it though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ex was having a serious chat with me about paint in sitting room while I was watching footi!!
"Ffs I said paint it whatever colour you want I dont care"
So I go to work. ..
BLACK!!
walls,ceiling, doors
And,,,, the screen of the TV!!
I shit you not "
Think I may have been friends with her. I tend to attract nutters. |
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"He hid under the bed with the lights off and pillows under the covers pressed into a body shape. When I came in and started to undress he reached out and grabbed me by the ankle. The neighbours heard my screams.
Excellent. Did the same trick myself. Really enjoyed the result. Though strangely she then said she'd "lost the mood". Was worth it though. "
Of course she lost the mood
Not everyone fancies shagging a stranger in a balaclava |
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"Contacted the CSA (child supoort agency) to report that i refused to "give her any money"
Contacted social services to report that i was "drinking" when my our kids stayed with me
I personally have done nothing to get any "revenge".... i believe honesty and integrity is the best policy and if you live up to high principles you wont need revenge. People who have no integrity will, in the long run, let themselves down ??
I think it was ment in light hearted fun "
Classic  |
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By *umpsuitCouple
over a year ago
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Mr J went to work one Monday morning ( working on the opening of a new bar) and didn't come home till Friday at teatime. As a good wife I said , sit down and I'll bring you some dinner. So I poured him a beer and brought in his dinner. He nearly choked when he realised it was Monday's dinner that had been left on the worktop and was starting to grow mould . Needless to say he never did it again. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ex was having a serious chat with me about paint in sitting room while I was watching footi!!
"Ffs I said paint it whatever colour you want I dont care"
So I go to work. ..
BLACK!!
walls,ceiling, doors
And,,,, the screen of the TV!!
I shit you not
Think I may have been friends with her. I tend to attract nutters. "
Except me of course..... D |
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