"I'd probably break you.
Now to explain to my dad his designer shirt has shrunk.bloody hell id rather put pins in my eyes today be less painful "
Lol ya poor thing!!! Leave the country girl or better still come up to me, I'll mind ya!   |
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"I'd probably break you.
Now to explain to my dad his designer shirt has shrunk.bloody hell id rather put pins in my eyes today be less painful "
You could try & convince him he needs to go on a diet... |
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"I'd probably break you.
Now to explain to my dad his designer shirt has shrunk.bloody hell id rather put pins in my eyes today be less painful
You could try & convince him he needs to go on a diet..."
it would fit my youngest she's 8  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
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"I'd probably break you.
Now to explain to my dad his designer shirt has shrunk.bloody hell id rather put pins in my eyes today be less painful
You could try & convince him he needs to go on a diet... it would fit my youngest she's 8 "
Have you ever heard of the washing machine monster? Normally it's socks that disappear in the washing machine however you might get away with it, saying the washing machine monster chewed it up... |
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"I'd probably break you.
Now to explain to my dad his designer shirt has shrunk.bloody hell id rather put pins in my eyes today be less painful
You could try & convince him he needs to go on a diet... it would fit my youngest she's 8 "
Uh oh. |
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Cant get any worse then my wk son got sick in the car window open thought he was doing right thing trying to get sick over the window bad move now i cant get tid of smell need to take door apart  |
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"Where everything I do or touch goes wron.
you can't even spell wrong today.
Sorry, couldn't resist, sending hugs! John I keep dreaming about you as a werewolf "
Really? I thought I was a silver fox! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not my day either, fell up the stairs at work today.... yes up the stairs  "
That happened me one too, right in front of the European Deputy Director of Corporate health and safety. He visits our plant once in two years and this dork fell up the stairs in front of him. |
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"Not my day either, fell up the stairs at work today.... yes up the stairs That happened me one too, right in front of the European Deputy Director of Corporate health and safety. He visits our plant once in two years and this dork fell up the stairs in front of him. "
You know you're doomed to be known henceforth as "the guy who fell on the stairs" - just as my daughter is now " the girl who fell off her chair in geography class" |
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"Not my day either, fell up the stairs at work today.... yes up the stairs That happened me one too, right in front of the European Deputy Director of Corporate health and safety. He visits our plant once in two years and this dork fell up the stairs in front of him.
You know you're doomed to be known henceforth as "the guy who fell on the stairs" - just as my daughter is now " the girl who fell off her chair in geography class""
Or GWFOHCIGC for short. |
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"Not my day either, fell up the stairs at work today.... yes up the stairs That happened me one too, right in front of the European Deputy Director of Corporate health and safety. He visits our plant once in two years and this dork fell up the stairs in front of him.
You know you're doomed to be known henceforth as "the guy who fell on the stairs" - just as my daughter is now " the girl who fell off her chair in geography class"
Or GWFOHCIGC for short."
Yes that really trips off the tongue... |
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"I'd probably break you.
Now to explain to my dad his designer shirt has shrunk.bloody hell id rather put pins in my eyes today be less painful "
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haha....if he gives you any grief, tell him to do his own washing.. |
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"Not my day either, fell up the stairs at work today.... yes up the stairs That happened me one too, right in front of the European Deputy Director of Corporate health and safety. He visits our plant once in two years and this dork fell up the stairs in front of him.
You know you're doomed to be known henceforth as "the guy who fell on the stairs" - just as my daughter is now " the girl who fell off her chair in geography class"
Or GWFOHCIGC for short.
Yes that really trips off the tongue..."
It's even worse if you shorten it by removing the conjunction words! |
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I picked up the wrong hairdye  noticed wen i got home
sent a very filthy pic to my brothers mate .gonna have to start putting second names after saving numbers |
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"I picked up the wrong hairdye noticed wen i got home
sent a very filthy pic to my brothers mate .gonna have to start putting second names after saving numbers "
Oh really I'm a bitch for sending messages to the wrong people. |
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"Not my day either, fell up the stairs at work today.... yes up the stairs "
Nasty slip meself last night. Hangover from hell today. Some people on here really know how to hold a grudge. |
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