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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Morning everyone,
Let's start the weekend off with a fun thread 
What's the best, most hilarious auto correct message you ever sent or received?
I got a message recently saying:
I can't wait to taste your puppy juice.
Puppy
Puppy!
No! Damn you auto correct!
Pmsl
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two years ago I was at a party in liverpool. D texted me "are you alive"
I replied "just womaning up now".
Not a cross dresser. I was "just waking up now". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not a typo thing but M suffers from the best spoonerism at times. About 6 weeks ago during a very hot night with no aircon working M got up to open the window. Turns with the window handle in his hand "I broke the handow off the windle". He didn't get why I was wet from laughing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not a typo thing but M suffers from the best spoonerism at times. About 6 weeks ago during a very hot night with no aircon working M got up to open the window. Turns with the window handle in his hand "I broke the handow off the windle". He didn't get why I was wet from laughing. "
Bwahaha.. Brilliant!
I have the tendency to say "excellent"...
One day it typed out excrement..
I swear my phone is up to something... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a typo thing but M suffers from the best spoonerism at times. About 6 weeks ago during a very hot night with no aircon working M got up to open the window. Turns with the window handle in his hand "I broke the handow off the windle". He didn't get why I was wet from laughing.
Bwahaha.. Brilliant!
I have the tendency to say "excellent"...
One day it typed out excrement..
I swear my phone is up to something..."
Another time we were out "walking" in a forest and we could smell wild garlic. M took a big sniff and said "deep breedly. Smell the garlic". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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M did it again today. Rang him to see how work was going and he replied in his deadpan monotone voice "I just need to dump the engineers log and my wee jobby is done". Nose bubble was done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then I'll stop to give your pussy a taste real quick, before I move to your inbred thighs and then slowly make my way back to your dripping wet pussy"
"Inner"
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