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"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to. I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? " Haha seriously though leave the poor guys boots alone and when he picks out your panties from his pockets that's just gonna make him want to nip of for a cute wank in the site jacks | |||
"Ah kitty I do adore you sweetie xxxxx Personally I'd go for the pedi/mani option with glitter. Then he won't realise you've put pink hair spray all over the back of his head (so he won't see it in the mirror) " Oh did I mention that when he unrolls his screwdriver pouch that I've filled that with glitter dust Think I might change his profile name to Tinkerbelle | |||
"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to. I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? Haha seriously though leave the poor guys boots alone and when he picks out your panties from his pockets that's just gonna make him want to nip of for a cute wank in the site jacks " Awwwwwww I was only gonna put a few diamanté sparkles around the steel toe cap bit,I'm running out of superglue though | |||
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"How quickly could we all get there for a group selfie with him that you could send to him in work tomorrow? " Hahahaha I love that idea Make it a naked group selfie though,with toys hehehe keep him guessing | |||
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"Ah kitty I do adore you sweetie xxxxx Personally I'd go for the pedi/mani option with glitter. Then he won't realise you've put pink hair spray all over the back of his head (so he won't see it in the mirror) Oh did I mention that when he unrolls his screwdriver pouch that I've filled that with glitter dust Think I might change his profile name to Tinkerbelle " Lmao Kitty!! You're evil.... I love it | |||
"Ah kitty I do adore you sweetie xxxxx Personally I'd go for the pedi/mani option with glitter. Then he won't realise you've put pink hair spray all over the back of his head (so he won't see it in the mirror) Oh did I mention that when he unrolls his screwdriver pouch that I've filled that with glitter dust Think I might change his profile name to Tinkerbelle Lmao Kitty!! You're evil.... I love it " Why thank you Here's hoping he loves it too lol. What are the chances I wonder lol | |||
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"I've laughed at this thread lol so many idea's " Its good to share | |||
"I've laughed at this thread lol so many idea's Its good to share " Sharing is caring | |||
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"Ah kitty I do adore you sweetie xxxxx Personally I'd go for the pedi/mani option with glitter. Then he won't realise you've put pink hair spray all over the back of his head (so he won't see it in the mirror) Oh did I mention that when he unrolls his screwdriver pouch that I've filled that with glitter dust Think I might change his profile name to Tinkerbelle Lmao Kitty!! You're evil.... I love it Why thank you Here's hoping he loves it too lol. What are the chances I wonder lol" Please report back | |||
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"Waking up to this made me laugh out loud in bed .. Hehehehe pml How did it go? " Think I may be unable to sit for a week or so and he hasn't even found the knickers or the glitterbombs yet may not be sitting for quite some time. I should probably have told him that as he walked out the door to work,I noticed the Velcro of his work jacket,seems to have picked up my luminous pink bra I might text him later just to be safe after he's had more coffee | |||
"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to. I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? " Castrate him that would be a laugh. | |||
"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to. I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? Castrate him that would be a laugh. " Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering??? | |||
"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to. I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? Castrate him that would be a laugh. Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering???" Why has he not the balls to do it.wahahaha | |||
"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to. I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? Castrate him that would be a laugh. Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering???Why has he not the balls to do it.wahahaha" 'practice' is kinda the clue maybe I should've made it simpler though,a dry run so I can decide whether a blunt kitchen knife would do a better job or would a razor blade be a better choice. Hey I could shave ur jungle while I'm at it!!!!! U gain on the double then | |||
"Waking up to this made me laugh out loud in bed .. Hehehehe pml How did it go? Think I may be unable to sit for a week or so and he hasn't even found the knickers or the glitterbombs yet may not be sitting for quite some time. I should probably have told him that as he walked out the door to work,I noticed the Velcro of his work jacket,seems to have picked up my luminous pink bra I might text him later just to be safe after he's had more coffee " good girl kitty lol | |||
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"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to. I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? Castrate him that would be a laugh. Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering???Why has he not the balls to do it.wahahaha 'practice' is kinda the clue maybe I should've made it simpler though,a dry run so I can decide whether a blunt kitchen knife would do a better job or would a razor blade be a better choice. Hey I could shave ur jungle while I'm at it!!!!! U gain on the double then " I taught you was looking for suggestions for your tomcat not for me. | |||
" I taught you was looking for suggestions for your tomcat not for me." 'Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering???' Did u just completely miss the above reply to ur suggestion? Or is it one of those ignore it and it was never said circumstances? Lol. Practice makes perfect u know,and whatever I do,I like to be the best I can possibly be. So I'd need lots of practice | |||
" I taught you was looking for suggestions for your tomcat not for me. 'Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering???' Did u just completely miss the above reply to ur suggestion? Or is it one of those ignore it and it was never said circumstances? Lol. Practice makes perfect u know,and whatever I do,I like to be the best I can possibly be. So I'd need lots of practice " What happens if you make a balls of it. | |||
"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to. I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? " My mother once filled my dads work boots with the dinner he turned his nose up at the night before. Garlic potaToes | |||