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Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out  
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over a year ago
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ? "
Well after it does the hovering get it to mow the lawn. Then you will never need a man  |
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I never understand the fear people has of spiders.. Especially the ones here in Ireland! If it was out in Australia then I'd be worried lol. I like to leave them be or pick them up and throw them outside  |
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By *arkedMan
over a year ago
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"I'd like a guy who'd do the ironing for me, I just can't do it.....
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Him with just a towel around his hips...me watching... 
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Please get in touch, I'm not the fastest but I am very thorough, and can dust as well if you'd like. Sorry for the hijack OP |
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"I'd like a guy who'd do the ironing for me, I just can't do it.....
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Him with just a towel around his hips...me watching...
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I'm into massage and more than happy to iron out any wrigly bits that need tended to. |
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"I'd like a guy who'd do the ironing for me, I just can't do it.....
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Him with just a towel around his hips...me watching...
Please get in touch, I'm not the fastest but I am very thorough, and can dust as well if you'd like. Sorry for the hijack OP "
Feel free lol...I'm not the type that gets bothered by that. .its all fun |
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"ah he only a spider'
He was a huge fuck spider...I could see him looking at me..beady eyes and all  "
I don't mind spiders unless they are that big I can actuallly see their 9 eyes blinking at me |
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"ah he only a spider'
He was a huge fuck spider...I could see him looking at me..beady eyes and all
I don't mind spiders unless they are that big I can actuallly see their 9 eyes blinking at me "
I could count them  |
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"ah he only a spider'
He was a huge fuck spider...I could see him looking at me..beady eyes and all
I don't mind spiders unless they are that big I can actuallly see their 9 eyes blinking at me
I could count them "
That's a scary one so. Nothing worse than seeing your reflection in 9 beady eyes |
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over a year ago
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Sitting outside the gym in my car gagging for a quickie. Gawwwwwwwd usually have a toy with me for just these occasions but would definitely prefer a real life tomcat lol.
Think I may look into one of those sex robots for Xmas. Might also think about parking at the back of the gym instead of front door lol,bloody perverts watching me playing gawwwwwwwwd 
Kitty |
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"Why did I ever stop working in a gym??
Send tomcat pics of you playing while he's in work lol.
Ahem,I go one better and sent him vids bossyarse  "
I think fab needs proof. Email them to chancingmyarm@ihopeshefallsforthis.com  |
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"Why did I ever stop working in a gym??
Send tomcat pics of you playing while he's in work lol.
Ahem,I go one better and sent him vids bossyarse
I think fab needs proof. Email them to chancingmyarm@ihopeshefallsforthis.com "
Lol yeah I'm blonde but not that blonde lol |
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ? "
I hear ya!!! I had gigantor in my sitting room Afew wks ago. Size of my hand!! I wanted to call into a neighbour to ask them to come and kill it but I was talked out of it. Apparently it's a bit inappropriate suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them |
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?
I hear ya!!! I had gigantor in my sitting room Afew wks ago. Size of my hand!! I wanted to call into a neighbour to ask them to come and kill it but I was talked out of it. Apparently it's a bit inappropriate suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them "
So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship damsel in distress and all that lol |
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?
I hear ya!!! I had gigantor in my sitting room Afew wks ago. Size of my hand!! I wanted to call into a neighbour to ask them to come and kill it but I was talked out of it. Apparently it's a bit inappropriate suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them
So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship damsel in distress and all that lol"
That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt  |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?
I hear ya!!! I had gigantor in my sitting room Afew wks ago. Size of my hand!! I wanted to call into a neighbour to ask them to come and kill it but I was talked out of it. Apparently it's a bit inappropriate suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them
So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship damsel in distress and all that lol
That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt "
You sing a lot or something lolli?... |
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?
I hear ya!!! I had gigantor in my sitting room Afew wks ago. Size of my hand!! I wanted to call into a neighbour to ask them to come and kill it but I was talked out of it. Apparently it's a bit inappropriate suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them
So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship damsel in distress and all that lol
That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt "
Lmfao,or the reason that they keep experiencing earthquake lollipop measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale eh? |
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?
I hear ya!!! I had gigantor in my sitting room Afew wks ago. Size of my hand!! I wanted to call into a neighbour to ask them to come and kill it but I was talked out of it. Apparently it's a bit inappropriate suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them
So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship damsel in distress and all that lol
That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt
You sing a lot or something lolli?... "
Eh yeah! I sing in the Emmmm shower ahem, all the time |
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?
I hear ya!!! I had gigantor in my sitting room Afew wks ago. Size of my hand!! I wanted to call into a neighbour to ask them to come and kill it but I was talked out of it. Apparently it's a bit inappropriate suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them
So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship damsel in distress and all that lol
That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt
Lmfao,or the reason that they keep experiencing earthquake lollipop measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale eh? "
Lol they may have experienced some wall banging and earth shaking!!! Yeah probably best I didn't call in actually! |
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?
I hear ya!!! I had gigantor in my sitting room Afew wks ago. Size of my hand!! I wanted to call into a neighbour to ask them to come and kill it but I was talked out of it. Apparently it's a bit inappropriate suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them
So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship damsel in distress and all that lol
That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt
Lmfao,or the reason that they keep experiencing earthquake lollipop measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale eh?
Lol they may have experienced some wall banging and earth shaking!!! Yeah probably best I didn't call in actually!"
Or u may have opened the door for further communications re wall banging and earth shaking lol. |
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?
I hear ya!!! I had gigantor in my sitting room Afew wks ago. Size of my hand!! I wanted to call into a neighbour to ask them to come and kill it but I was talked out of it. Apparently it's a bit inappropriate suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them
So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship damsel in distress and all that lol
That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt
Lmfao,or the reason that they keep experiencing earthquake lollipop measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale eh?
Lol they may have experienced some wall banging and earth shaking!!! Yeah probably best I didn't call in actually!
Or u may have opened the door for further communications re wall banging and earth shaking lol. "
Aah lolli boos...but at least all that noise would frighten of the spider!! And here's me always thought you were such a quiet little thing |
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?
I hear ya!!! I had gigantor in my sitting room Afew wks ago. Size of my hand!! I wanted to call into a neighbour to ask them to come and kill it but I was talked out of it. Apparently it's a bit inappropriate suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them
So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship damsel in distress and all that lol
That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt
Lmfao,or the reason that they keep experiencing earthquake lollipop measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale eh?
Lol they may have experienced some wall banging and earth shaking!!! Yeah probably best I didn't call in actually!
Or u may have opened the door for further communications re wall banging and earth shaking lol.
Aah lolli boos...but at least all that noise would frighten of the spider!! And here's me always thought you were such a quiet little thing "
Lol me? Quiet?? We have met lol I don't think anyone has ever called me quiet!!! Or shy for that matter |
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"Around when ya need one! !
Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out
What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ? "
What happens if he has arachnophobia ??  . Lol |
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"You do know they can crawl out of the hoover
OMG....NO!!!
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No they usually don't, it won't kill them but they usually find a nice corner for themselves and sit back till you empty the hoover into the bin, I leave to spiders alone to be honest cause there's less flies round the house, I hate bastard flies buzzin round, |
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"Incy Wincy Spider climbs up the wall
Out comes Miss SS hoover now hes not climbing anymore.
Poor ould Incy what a way to go. "
Way to go Biggs. ..Make me feel guilty no way was I going asleep with that huge hairy fat arsed fecker hanging upside down on my bedroom ceiling. ..he could have just shuffled of and hid. .but oh no. .he lurked...wiggling his hairy legs and eyes at me. .ewwwhhhh |
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