 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
anyone see Steven Gerrards new autobiography snippets, he got his penis sliced open in a tackle and had to get 4 stitches 
No doubt he was out of action in the bedroom for a while!!! Any fabbers suffer any injuries that stopped them havin fun?? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
I had same injury as gerard. Ripped my foreskin playing football
I was 13 and kicking around with friends and I got a hard on,I was 13 after all,and was tackled but me falling done the damage,ripped my banjo string,the tear was about an inch wide
Because I was too embarassed to tell my ma I had a hard on I never told anyone and it healed on its own. Eventally
Still have a scar. Makes my cock look tough  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I had same injury as gerard. Ripped my foreskin playing football
I was 13 and kicking around with friends and I got a hard on,I was 13 after all,and was tackled but me falling done the damage,ripped my banjo string,the tear was about an inch wide
Because I was too embarassed to tell my ma I had a hard on I never told anyone and it healed on its own. Eventally
Still have a scar. Makes my cock look tough "
Cool. I'm gonna see if Mr69 wants one. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I had same injury as gerard. Ripped my foreskin playing football
I was 13 and kicking around with friends and I got a hard on,I was 13 after all,and was tackled but me falling done the damage,ripped my banjo string,the tear was about an inch wide
Because I was too embarassed to tell my ma I had a hard on I never told anyone and it healed on its own. Eventally
Still have a scar. Makes my cock look tough "
Aww even as a kid you got hard ons at the most inappropriate times. Cute. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I pulled my hamstring at a party one night and when I was younger a girl bit my banjo string off because I kept calling her the wrong name lol"
Ouch! You do pick 'em Laid.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"I pulled my hamstring at a party one night and when I was younger a girl bit my banjo string off because I kept calling her the wrong name lol
Ouch! You do pick 'em Laid. "
I think they pick me to be honest otherwise I need help lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"I had same injury as gerard. Ripped my foreskin playing football
I was 13 and kicking around with friends and I got a hard on,I was 13 after all,and was tackled but me falling done the damage,ripped my banjo string,the tear was about an inch wide
Because I was too embarassed to tell my ma I had a hard on I never told anyone and it healed on its own. Eventally
Still have a scar. Makes my cock look tough
Aww even as a kid you got hard ons at the most inappropriate times. Cute. "
Cute as a kid maybe. Still happens but now I'm a dirty old man  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I had same injury as gerard. Ripped my foreskin playing football
I was 13 and kicking around with friends and I got a hard on,I was 13 after all,and was tackled but me falling done the damage,ripped my banjo string,the tear was about an inch wide
Because I was too embarassed to tell my ma I had a hard on I never told anyone and it healed on its own. Eventally
Still have a scar. Makes my cock look tough
Aww even as a kid you got hard ons at the most inappropriate times. Cute.
Cute as a kid maybe. Still happens but now I'm a dirty old man "
Wouldn't have you any other way.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I pulled my hamstring at a party one night and when I was younger a girl bit my banjo string off because I kept calling her the wrong name lol
Ouch! You do pick 'em Laid.
I think they pick me to be honest otherwise I need help lol"
Yeah don't be blaming the poor women laid,tis u driving em all nuts with ur funky cum isn't that right girls????? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"I pulled my hamstring at a party one night and when I was younger a girl bit my banjo string off because I kept calling her the wrong name lol
Ouch! You do pick 'em Laid.
I think they pick me to be honest otherwise I need help lol
Yeah don't be blaming the poor women laid,tis u driving em all nuts with ur funky cum isn't that right girls????? "
funky cum ?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I pulled my hamstring at a party one night and when I was younger a girl bit my banjo string off because I kept calling her the wrong name lol
Ouch! You do pick 'em Laid.
I think they pick me to be honest otherwise I need help lol
Yeah don't be blaming the poor women laid,tis u driving em all nuts with ur funky cum isn't that right girls?????
funky cum ? "
Pmsl, large quantities of daddy's cum drives the ladies crazy hehehe |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Aww even as a kid you got hard ons at the most inappropriate times. Cute. "
At 13 there was never really an appropriate time to get a hard on but happen they did....
some vigourous dry riding with an italian american virgin girlfriend lead to a torn frenulum ... and momentary confusion as to who was bleeding.... i nearly fainted when i realised it was me) had to take a couple of days off.. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
I ended up in casualty.
Painkillers and took over 6 weeks to heal.
So no fun 
