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Statues in parks: If the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.If the horse has no legs on the ground,it fell over. |
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"The songwriter who wrote the hokey y died and the funeral was a disaster. The undertaker proceeded to put his body into the coffin. They put his left hand in and it all went downhill from there.  "
Pmsl! Love this thread lol  |
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"The Hulk came to be after the artist/writer witnessed a woman lift a car to rescue her baby..."
Jonathan and Martha Kent took in the young the young Kal-El and brought him up after he lifted the car that fell on Johnathan Kent when he was fixing the wheel.they named him Clark.
They never taught him to wear his underpants over his tights.I doubt they even knew he wore tights. |
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The reason Wasps are so clumsy this time of year.. Is because they are d*unk after consuming the cider from the fallen apples which have started to rot!! |
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"Do you know the difference between light and hard ?
You can sleep with the light on , but you can't sleep with a hard on "
What's a morning glory then? (Apart from the legendary album by Oasis which personally I thought was inferior to Definitely Maybe) |
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"Do you know the difference between light and hard ?
You can sleep with the light on , but you can't sleep with a hard on
What's a morning glory then? (Apart from the legendary album by Oasis which personally I thought was inferior to Definitely Maybe)"
It's what wakes me up every morning. Like an alarm c(l)ock  |
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"Do you know the difference between light and hard ?
You can sleep with the light on , but you can't sleep with a hard on
What's a morning glory then? (Apart from the legendary album by Oasis which personally I thought was inferior to Definitely Maybe)
It's what wakes me up every morning. Like an alarm c(l)ock "
Me too. In the small of my back though! |
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"Do you know the difference between light and hard ?
You can sleep with the light on , but you can't sleep with a hard on
What's a morning glory then? (Apart from the legendary album by Oasis which personally I thought was inferior to Definitely Maybe)
It's what wakes me up every morning. Like an alarm c(l)ock
Me too. In the small of my back though!"
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"The reason Wasps are so clumsy this time of year.. Is because they are d*unk after consuming the cider from the fallen apples which have started to rot!!
Fallen Apples you say?...lol"
Past Tense..The apples have fallen not falling apples! Yeah the Wasps are pissed out of their tiny little heads..stupidly buzzing around bouncing of windows  |
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