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over a year ago
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Tell a ludicrous lie about the person above. Be nice and don't skip people |
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over a year ago
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Kitty is joining nunnery but hiding a vibrator up her habit   |
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Jules is afraid of a bitta cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jules is afraid of a bitta cock "
She's really shy can't get a word out of her but her fella is a lunatic |
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over a year ago
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Ash likes to walk down the street and use her superpowers that makes men cum just by looking at them! |
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"Jules is afraid of a bitta cock
She's really shy can't get a word out of her but her fella is a lunatic "
she likes to lure woman down alley ways and take advantage of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Up for fun can put a hula hoop on a mans cock by just using her mouth! |
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Pedro is actually from Spain and his middle name is penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let me is actually a nun who escaped from a convent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let me is actually a nun who escaped from a convent. "
Biggles can't fly, but he loves a good show 
Oh no he doesn't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yosser can pick up a woman like a bowling ball! |
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"Yosser can pick up a woman like a bowling ball! "
Pedro sucks cock like a Dyson! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yosser can pick up a woman like a bowling ball!
Pedro sucks cock like a Dyson! "
Its supposed to be a ludicrous lie Mick |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yosser!behave lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yosser puts pegs on his nipples every night |
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By *onnieBMan
over a year ago
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J once fucked a midget and himself loves his ass creampied |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"J once fucked a midget and himself loves his ass creampied"
Needs a penis enlargement to please the ladies !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mrs Up is allergic to cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yosser loves to be face fucked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yosser loves to be face fucked "
Fookers
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, it's true. He can't get enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mary's lieing about her age,she's actually 25,just peeve her pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mary's lieing about her age,she's actually 25,just peeve her pics "
He's not horny or hungover today at all !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mary's lieing about her age,she's actually 25,just peeve her pics "
Midnight has a ferret in his kacks where his cock used to be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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His cock has its own time zone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His cock has its own time zone"
kitty is really tall |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Looks his age |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a mad bush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Female Lives in the cupboard at the end of my bed and I let her out when I'm horny.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She lives in d south of France |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mrs wants more cock & wants loads of single men to msg her  |
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Midnight express is an early bird and doesn't give cunniligus   |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He's soooooo not a charmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kitty insists you make the sounds of a tomcat when having sex with her! |
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Pedro grew up in Mexico where he was reared by banditos who had plundered his village and murdered his entire family as well as raping his pet dog. He has a tattoo of all their names on his cock and he has vowed to kill them all one by one. First he ass fucks them and then kills them and scrapes their name from his cock. He only ever eats burritos and always wears a sombrero. This makes it very difficult for him to find a car that he can be comfortable in and his family car is usually a double decker bus as it's a very tall sombrero. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mick is really a young lad and plays hurling for Rosscommon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Biggles is the love child of Twink and Gay Byrne  |
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"Biggles is the love child of Twink and Gay Byrne "
kaizer has no hair on his chest only one or two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pmsl Michael |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pmsl ha ha ha ha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And the 'S' on his pants is for "super celebrity love child"... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Biggles hates custard creams soooooooo much that he has been known to pull whole displays down onto the floor to stamp on them repeatedly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Biggles goes to all his meets wearing a flying jacket and a white silk scarf smoking a pipe!and he speaks in a posh British accent! When he cums he shouts Tally ho! |
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"Biggles goes to all his meets wearing a flying jacket and a white silk scarf smoking a pipe!and he speaks in a posh British accent! When he cums he lolshouts Tally ho! "
ha ha ha I nearly choked in my coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In 1996 Letme attended a Backstreet Boys concert in the Point. After the gig she sneaked back stage by pretending to be a presenter off the Den. When she got back stage she found AJ, Nick and Howie unwinding after their performance.
Letme seduced the 3 young Americans and had relations with the young lads whilst Nick Carter sat in the corner singing "we've got it going on".
This was Letme's first mmmf!!
#truestory |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In 1996 Letme attended a Backstreet Boys concert in the Point. After the gig she sneaked back stage by pretending to be a presenter off the Den. When she got back stage she found AJ, Nick and Howie unwinding after their performance.
Letme seduced the 3 young Americans and had relations with the young lads whilst Nick Carter sat in the corner singing "we've got it going on".
This was Letme's first mmmf!!
#truestory"
Kaiser has not a single hair on his entire body and any that do appear he yanks out with a tweezers |
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Tomcat and kitty are shouting for kerry in the all ireland. |
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Kildaremale is actually a woman who dresses in men's clothes and wears a prosthetic penis that she has to inflate with a tiny bicycle pump that she keeps underneath her stick-on six pack. |
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Michael sneaks out my back garden and robs my nickers off the line then puts them all over his body and covers himself in oil then slides across the floor like a fuckin slug haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Michael sneaks out my back garden and robs my nickers off the line then puts them all over his body and covers himself in oil then slides across the floor like a fuckin slug haha"
Ash was a boy at birth and his parents called him Ashley.
Five years ago he became a she
His parents have never noticed |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"Michael sneaks out my back garden and robs my nickers off the line then puts them all over his body and covers himself in oil then slides across the floor like a fuckin slug haha
Ash was a boy at birth and his parents called him Ashley.
Five years ago he became a she
His parents have never noticed "
its supposed to be a lie about the person not the truth lol |
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Hahahaha I am a man trapped in a woman's body |
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"Hahahaha I am a man trapped in a woman's body "
Ash told a lie about me!  |
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"Hahahaha I am a man trapped in a woman's body
Ash told a lie about me! "
haha shhhh now daddy |
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"Hahahaha I am a man trapped in a woman's body
Ash told a lie about me! haha shhhh now daddy "
Would you like to come for a walk in the park little one? |
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"Hahahaha I am a man trapped in a woman's body
Ash told a lie about me! haha shhhh now daddy
Would you like to come for a walk in the park little one? "
only if we can play hide and seek |
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"Hahahaha I am a man trapped in a woman's body
Ash told a lie about me! haha shhhh now daddy
Would you like to come for a walk in the park little one? only if we can play hide and seek "
Woohooo! I know a nice wall that we can play behind! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gives elocution lessons in caaaaaavan... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has the worst Bee-Hind evaaaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has the worst Bee-Hind evaaaa "
Goldie recently asked Kaizer for a pair of used thunderpants to be sent by post so she can wear them everyday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has the worst Bee-Hind evaaaa
Goldie recently asked Kaizer for a pair of used thunderpants to be sent by post so she can wear them everyday "
Says he's the manbeast but really he's just a cuddly teddy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has the worst Bee-Hind evaaaa
Goldie recently asked Kaizer for a pair of used thunderpants to be sent by post so she can wear them everyday
Says he's the manbeast but really he's just a cuddly teddy "
Clearly a pathological liar
Said the Manbeast vehemently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Full of himself in the 3rd person |
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Likes to put cum on her finger and so around shhhhing people with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full of himself in the 3rd person "
Should that not be Full of Kaizer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full of himself in the 3rd person
Should that not be Full of Kaizer "
lol see??? knew you would get it |
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"Full of himself in the 3rd person
Should that not be Full of Kaizer lol see??? knew you would get it "
glad your back teaser... your humour really lol me  |
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"In 1996 Letme attended a Backstreet Boys concert in the Point. After the gig she sneaked back stage by pretending to be a presenter off the Den. When she got back stage she found AJ, Nick and Howie unwinding after their performance.
Letme seduced the 3 young Americans and had relations with the young lads whilst Nick Carter sat in the corner singing "we've got it going on".
This was Letme's first mmmf!!
#truestory"
lol kaizer I told you that in confidence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Michael sneaks out my back garden and robs my nickers off the line then puts them all over his body and covers himself in oil then slides across the floor like a fuckin slug haha
Ash was a boy at birth and his parents called him Ashley.
Five years ago he became a she
His parents have never noticed
its supposed to be a lie about the person not the truth lol"
Lol as everyone said she fucks like a man should |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In 1996 Letme attended a Backstreet Boys concert in the Point. After the gig she sneaked back stage by pretending to be a presenter off the Den. When she got back stage she found AJ, Nick and Howie unwinding after their performance.
Letme seduced the 3 young Americans and had relations with the young lads whilst Nick Carter sat in the corner singing "we've got it going on".
This was Letme's first mmmf!!
#truestory lol kaizer I told you that in confidence "
Bahahahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Up4fun like to play scrabble before meets. |
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"Up4fun like to play scrabble before meets. "
tomcat parades in work all day in heels and stockings. Poor kitty is unaware but knows now.
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"Michael sneaks out my back garden and robs my nickers off the line then puts them all over his body and covers himself in oil then slides across the floor like a fuckin slug haha
Ash was a boy at birth and his parents called him Ashley.
Five years ago he became a she
His parents have never noticed
its supposed to be a lie about the person not the truth lol
Lol as everyone said she fucks like a man should "
hahaha I'll have to start giving the men some tips haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Michael sneaks out my back garden and robs my nickers off the line then puts them all over his body and covers himself in oil then slides across the floor like a fuckin slug haha
Ash was a boy at birth and his parents called him Ashley.
Five years ago he became a she
His parents have never noticed
its supposed to be a lie about the person not the truth lol
Lol as everyone said she fucks like a man should hahaha I'll have to start giving the men some tips haha "
Has no interest in men or woman I think she should really join a nunnery |
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up4fun is involved in a love triangle with bosco and an unnamed muppet. |
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"Michael sneaks out my back garden and robs my nickers off the line then puts them all over his body and covers himself in oil then slides across the floor like a fuckin slug haha
Ash was a boy at birth and his parents called him Ashley.
Five years ago he became a she
His parents have never noticed
its supposed to be a lie about the person not the truth lol
Lol as everyone said she fucks like a man should hahaha I'll have to start giving the men some tips haha
Has no interest in men or woman I think she should really join a nunnery "
that's more like a nightmare haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hyperbole was last seen swinging in in trees beating his chest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Goldie invented Jungle music and starred in Snatch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full of himself in the 3rd person
Should that not be Full of Kaizer lol see??? knew you would get it glad your back teaser... your humour really lol me fuck this. You bored me now. Simple people don't get my humour "
Funny fact Teaser is from Matla
Shes a Maltese Teaser  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Teaser doesn't know how to tease at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full of himself in the 3rd person
Should that not be Full of Kaizer lol see??? knew you would get it glad your back teaser... your humour really lol me fuck this. You bored me now. Simple people don't get my humour
Funny fact Teaser is from Matla
Shes a Maltese Teaser "
shhhh don't tell everyone lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full of himself in the 3rd person
Should that not be Full of Kaizer lol see??? knew you would get it glad your back teaser... your humour really lol me fuck this. You bored me now. Simple people don't get my humour
Funny fact Teaser is from Matla
Shes a Maltese Teaser shhhh don't tell everyone lol "
*Malta |
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"Full of himself in the 3rd person
Should that not be Full of Kaizer lol see??? knew you would get it glad your back teaser... your humour really lol me fuck this. You bored me now. Simple people don't get my humour "
I'm far from simple darling.... you on the other hand seem to be quite frustrated.
Go flick your bean relieve some tention you have there.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there any real need for the name calling and nastiness? Playground stuff here these days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Red proposed to Kaizer on multiple occasions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red proposed to Kaizer on multiple occasions "
And you haven't accepted once! I shall keep trying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red proposed to Kaizer on multiple occasions
And you haven't accepted once! I shall keep trying "
Ya never know your luck
Remember you said "I want your babies I dream of a litter of red furballs"
#truestory |
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"Red proposed to Kaizer on multiple occasions
And you haven't accepted once! I shall keep trying "
can I be flower girl when the wedding takes place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red proposed to Kaizer on multiple occasions
And you haven't accepted once! I shall keep trying can I be flower girl when the wedding takes place. "
You can be godmother to the firstborn red furball |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red proposed to Kaizer on multiple occasions
And you haven't accepted once! I shall keep trying can I be flower girl when the wedding takes place.
You can be godmother to the firstborn red furball "
Aaaw they'll be so cute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kaizer invented shoes with Lego souls. When you stand on a piece of Lego instead of it hurting like fuck you simply get taller. |
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"Kaizer invented shoes with Lego souls. When you stand on a piece of Lego instead of it hurting like fuck you simply get taller. "
Spanishtrain are in fact the famous ice skaters Torvill and Dean |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kaizer invented shoes with Lego souls. When you stand on a piece of Lego instead of it hurting like fuck you simply get taller.
Spanishtrain are in fact the famous ice skaters Torvill and Dean "
Likes to tie his hairy chest with ribbons and calls himself Suzie at the weekend ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Up for fun fly used to be members of Earth Wind and Fire the funky soul band  |
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Jude43 has a fetish for sniffing women's panties and this has got him in trouble on many occasions due to the fact that he only likes to sniff them while women are still wearing them, and only in churches. |
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"Jude43 has a fetish for sniffing women's panties and this has got him in trouble on many occasions due to the fact that he only likes to sniff them while women are still wearing them, and only in churches. "
Michael met me once and dragged me off the bus and proceeded to do me doggy style with people watching.
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One time, in the base camp, she skinned a squirrel and then intoxicated a rat with hormones and made it fuck the dead squirrel while she filmed it, and then sold the movie to some shady perv circle |
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He has a really clean mind and no imagination whatsoever! |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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Micheal is an attraction at weekends in the leitrim hen party scene wearing bavarian lederhosen, pink toe nails and he's yodeling while stripping... |
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over a year ago
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McCarthy took me for a romantic dinner n whispered sweet nothings in my ear all evening |
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"One time, in the base camp, she skinned a squirrel and then intoxicated a rat with hormones and made it fuck the dead squirrel while she filmed it, and then sold the movie to some shady perv circle"
whaaaaaaaaaaa
Holy moly |
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"One time, in the base camp, she skinned a squirrel and then intoxicated a rat with hormones and made it fuck the dead squirrel while she filmed it, and then sold the movie to some shady perv circle whaaaaaaaaaaa
Holy moly "
Doesn't own a smartphone |
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over a year ago
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Ash whispered to me that she's had enough of the girl on girl action! Hehehe |
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Belfast likes to hide girls in there attack and the only food there aloud is them |
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over a year ago
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P and S keep asking me to return their Daniel O'Donnell and The Birdie Song cd's |
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over a year ago
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"P and S keep asking me to return their Daniel O'Donnell and The Birdie Song cd's "
Barney was the stunt double for Tallulah in the Bugsy Malone movie |
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over a year ago
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Yosser is the real 007 licence to thrill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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stole my favourite calvin kleins |
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over a year ago
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"stole my favourite calvin kleins "
so now he wears woman's underwear |
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over a year ago
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Used to be a docker called Trevor... |
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over a year ago
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"P and S keep asking me to return their Daniel O'Donnell and The Birdie Song cd's
Barney was the stunt double for Tallulah in the Bugsy Malone movie "
Aww Yosser i told you that in confidence too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"P and S keep asking me to return their Daniel O'Donnell and The Birdie Song cd's
Barney was the stunt double for Tallulah in the Bugsy Malone movie
Aww Yosser i told you that in confidence too lol"
Barney use to be purple |
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"P and S keep asking me to return their Daniel O'Donnell and The Birdie Song cd's
Barney was the stunt double for Tallulah in the Bugsy Malone movie
Aww Yosser i told you that in confidence too lol
Barney use to be purple "
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over a year ago
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Kaizer is a direct descendent of czar Nicolas the second and he inherited a real Russian bear fur which he's wearing and displaying every day proudly and when he cums he swears in Russian in a high pitch voice... |
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"Kaizer is a direct descendent of czar Nicolas the second and he inherited a real Russian bear fur which he's wearing and displaying every day proudly and when he cums he swears in Russian in a high pitch voice..."
Doghunter has a life size inflatable Kaizer which she straddles every night!
And you said my cumming squeak was cute |
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"Kaizer is a direct descendent of czar Nicolas the second and he inherited a real Russian bear fur which he's wearing and displaying every day proudly and when he cums he swears in Russian in a high pitch voice...
Doghunter has a life size inflatable Kaizer which she straddles every night!
And you said my cumming squeak was cute "
Kaiser is actually a sloppy but squeaky kisser. ..who can't cum at all |
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"Kaizer is a direct descendent of czar Nicolas the second and he inherited a real Russian bear fur which he's wearing and displaying every day proudly and when he cums he swears in Russian in a high pitch voice...
Doghunter has a life size inflatable Kaizer which she straddles every night!
And you said my cumming squeak was cute
Kaiser is actually a sloppy but squeaky kisser. ..who can't cum at all "
Some tall tales on this thread |
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Kaiser once had his dog put down as she was pregnant and he was afraid the puppies might look like him. |
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Micheal Mccarthy once asked me to marry him on top of the venue stairs while wear a mankini |
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"Micheal Mccarthy once asked me to marry him on top of the venue stairs while wear a mankini"
It turned out that kaiser's dog's puppies looked like brutus, only better looking! |
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"Micheal Mccarthy once asked me to marry him on top of the venue stairs while wear a mankini
It turned out that kaiser's dog's puppies looked like brutus, only better looking! "
Your only sour because i turned you down mm lmao the mankini didnt suit you |
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Its a fact when brutus farts his farts smell like lemonade |
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Killbill is a woose and doesn't like the colour yellow |
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over a year ago
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Secretly Seductive loves to send foo foo pics and wanna fuck messages in text speak.. |
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Lowlow took his name from his favourite buttery spread which he massages into his genatalia before and after coitus |
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"Lowlow took his name from his favourite buttery spread which he massages into his genatalia before and after coitus "
kaizer left me bed this morning. But has forgotten his Thomas the tank pj's |
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"Lowlow took his name from his favourite buttery spread which he massages into his genatalia before and after coitus kaizer left me bed this morning. But has forgotten his Thomas the tank pj's "
Upon climax Letme starts to whistle like a kettle that's reached boiling point.
P.s think I forgot my Blankie too |
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Once kaiser was arrested as the 2nd shooter in the grassy knoll also for kidnapping sheegar and the lindenburg baby |
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"Once kaiser was arrested as the 2nd shooter in the grassy knoll also for kidnapping sheegar and the lindenburg baby "
Jude knew that kaiser was innocent as it was him that had committed those offences while wearing a mankini that was two sizes too small for him. |
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"Once kaiser was arrested as the 2nd shooter in the grassy knoll also for kidnapping sheegar and the lindenburg baby
Jude knew that kaiser was innocent as it was him that had committed those offences while wearing a mankini that was two sizes too small for him. "
Micheal is very astute and really good at debating... |
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"Micheal is very astute and really good at debating..."
A few years back Missy took the wrong pill, and ever since then she has been walking around wearing black sun shades, dishing jiujitzu, and "seeing things"... |
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Drake is very popular with his thread posts lol |
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Yosser is the worst company ever,,, hes like Victor Meldrew constantly moaning all the time,, loves an oul cuppa tae and putting the world to rights... |
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Puts her knickers in dishwasher to clean them |
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Bill likes to stick his boxers on his back with his own cum and superman around his room |
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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago
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Ash is the quitest woman on fab!!! |
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Kitty likes to put her hair in pig tails and tell random men to hold on while she rides the like a bull |
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Ash is class at running |
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Kerman actually likes my arse in his face |
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Ash has the ugliest ass I've ever seen! |
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"Kerman actually likes my arse in his face "
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"Kerman actually likes my arse in his face "
Kerman only fabbs mr mayo's pictures.... jeezzzzzz |
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He had a crush on kermit not too long ago |
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Jules is the quietest most sedate person you'll ever meet. |
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Jules stole all my profile pics and decorated her boudoir with them |
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Barneys hairy chest hides 14 syrians |
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over a year ago
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Is hung |
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Jude43 is really a woman called Judy. |
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Lizzie is so sexy and smouldering |
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Has the biggest cock on here |
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Has the skills of a pornstar |
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Julesbee is a pole dancer |
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Lizzie meets every single person that mails her! |
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"Lizzie meets every single person that mails her! "
Cpl4fun for were introduced to each other by Cilla Black on Blind Date and recently sang at her funeral
#truestory |
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"Lizzie meets every single person that mails her!
Cpl4fun for were introduced to each other by Cilla Black on Blind Date and recently sang at her funeral
#truestory"
*cpl4fuck oops |
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"Lizzie meets every single person that mails her!
Cpl4fun for were introduced to each other by Cilla Black on Blind Date and recently sang at her funeral
#truestory
*cpl4fuck oops "
His thunderkisses are really a female repellent so beware ladies |
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over a year ago
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Fancies me |
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over a year ago
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"Biggles goes to all his meets wearing a flying jacket and a white silk scarf smoking a pipe!and he speaks in a posh British accent! When he cums he shouts Tally ho! "
lmao ha ha ha ha |
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over a year ago
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Biggles was a backing singer for Tina and Ike turner |
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over a year ago
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Lmao jude is really Enda Kenny. |
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"Lmao jude is really Enda Kenny. "
Biggles once hung his y fronts on the clothesline and a family of travellers moved into them. They moved out a couple of days later as the smell was unbearable. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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MM likes to drink his beer at room temperature and wears his trousers with the waistband at nipple height |
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"Lmao jude is really Enda Kenny.
Biggles once hung his y fronts on the clothesline and a family of travellers moved into them. They moved out a couple of days later as the smell was unbearable. "
However the McCarthy clan eventually found lodgings on a camp site recommended by Ash |
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Doghunter said she marry me. |
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