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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear eight legged freaks
Why oh why do we need to go through the same routine every day , you arrive in with your big gangly legs & beady eyes causing me to run , scream , cry,throw things, stand on tables , chairs or anything else I can find !
We do this until I find someone brave enough to zap you with bug spray or stamp on you with big massive shoes ! Why do you do this to yourself and me ? Now I'm a quivering wreck & you are squashed !!! So do yourselves a favour and bypass my house and spread the word to all your other buddies !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One big motherfucker ran across the sitting room the other night. I didn't notice it till my three year daughter goes look daddy a spider he's so cute 
Not scared of spiders but how the fuck can a spider be cute
Tomcat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spiders are our friends!!!
Embrace them 
I do embrace them, with a shoe 
Tina "
Hahaha but the eat all the fly's and other little creepy crawlies!!
Wasps on the other hand are dirty fuckers!! 57 confirmed kills this summer! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spiders are our friends!!!
Embrace them
I do embrace them, with a shoe
Tina
Hahaha but the eat all the fly's and other little creepy crawlies!!
Wasps on the other hand are dirty fuckers!! 57 confirmed kills this summer! "
I've killed bout 10 wasps this morn !! Evil feckers but they don't scare me .... Spiders on the other hand  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate the fookers that have the neck to think they can have a shower with me, I'm breaking my neck jumping out screaming and they just stand there watching.
What a fooking liberty 
Tina "
Omg I would die ! I was in the shower this morning like a ninja waiting ha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spiders are our friends!!!
Embrace them
I do embrace them, with a shoe
Tina
Hahaha but the eat all the fly's and other little creepy crawlies!!
Wasps on the other hand are dirty fuckers!! 57 confirmed kills this summer! "
Not bad. Try one of those electric tennis racquets, your kill rate will spiral.
Hubs catches every single one & removes it safely. In Yorkshire I saw house spiders that had legs that wouldn't fit under a pint glass....you can see their eyes moving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear eight legged freaks
Why oh why do we need to go through the same routine every day , you arrive in with your big gangly legs & beady eyes causing me to run , scream , cry,throw things, stand on tables , chairs or anything else I can find !
We do this until I find someone brave enough to zap you with bug spray or stamp on you with big massive shoes ! Why do you do this to yourself and me ? Now I'm a quivering wreck & you are squashed !!! So do yourselves a favour and bypass my house and spread the word to all your other buddies !! "
We hate politicians too. Creepy little blighters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"spiders are tiny a tiny fraction of the size of a human. they are harmless....please love them"
Fancy a move to Tyrone?! You could be my emergency spider remover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning  "
You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning
You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh! "
Omg I would have a heart attack not even joking I would be found dead with the box in my hand haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning
You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh! "
There's an evil streak in you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning
You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh! "
That's my ex husband sorted then lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning
Ohhh no poor you ! Although I got my 6 year old to kill one for me too haha"
My 2 year old found it, shouting "argghhh mummy, big insy wincy bider!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spiders are our friends!!!
Embrace them
I do embrace them, with a shoe
Tina
Hahaha but the eat all the fly's and other little creepy crawlies!!
Wasps on the other hand are dirty fuckers!! 57 confirmed kills this summer!
Not bad. Try one of those electric tennis racquets, your kill rate will spiral.
Hubs catches every single one & removes it safely. In Yorkshire I saw house spiders that had legs that wouldn't fit under a pint glass....you can see their eyes moving."
Oh my, gotta get one of them! They're everywhere today, up to 61 |
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By *arkedMan
over a year ago
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I'm not their fan but I don't mind them.
I don't know if this this works but my sister is terrified of them and has 'conkers' in every room (she swears by them), supposedly there's something in them that spiders dont like. I've no idea if it's true but thought I'd share it anyway... |
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I never kill a spider, sheet of paper and out the window
I really try to do the same. ..but I have to admit to getting the hoover out to get them if they are on the ceiling on occasion "
I'll spend the time to get them out but if they don't cooperate thay might be become 7 legged freaks |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning
You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh! "
Evil bastard  I love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning
You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh! "
Whats your address. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like spiders, I keep a couple of them in each room to deal with the creepy crawlies
my favourite one is the one that lives in the spice cupboard, his name is Edgar.
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Fooook! |
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"Spiders are our friends!!!
Embrace them
I do embrace them, with a shoe
Tina
Hahaha but the eat all the fly's and other little creepy crawlies!!
Wasps on the other hand are dirty fuckers!! 57 confirmed kills this summer! "
I'm allergic to wasps but still don't like killing them, the planet needs them and they're dying off unfortunately, as for spiders I love them and think they're great! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like spiders, I keep a couple of them in each room to deal with the creepy crawlies
my favourite one is the one that lives in the spice cupboard, his name is Edgar.
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Holy Christ!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a story on the news a few years ago where a chef had a pet spider called freddy in the kitchen he worked in. He used to feed it raw meat. The thing was huge !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The guys unloading the banana boats are told watch out for spiders hiding inside the bunches, now when I'm buying bunches I always have a good look at them first, just in case!"
I've stopped buying bananas that's how scared I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a story on the news a few years ago where a chef had a pet spider called freddy in the kitchen he worked in. He used to feed it raw meat. The thing was huge !!!!"
That is creepy shit alright!
in my job we get cargo in from all over the world, a wooden crate from Brazil a few yrs ago, no joking a spider ran out of it, it's body was the size of a large Orange, huge legs too, hairy. one of the guys cornered it and eventually killedb it with a shovel, just cant trust touchingb anything from south America lol. True story though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The guys unloading the banana boats are told watch out for spiders hiding inside the bunches, now when I'm buying bunches I always have a good look at them first, just in case!"
Arghhhhhh |
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