 |
By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
I've experienced this already 3 times: I go to the shops, I buy a cucumber and later on when I want to eat it, its gone, completely disappeared, not to be found any more!  
Anyone else experienced such thing or any explanations? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It just vanishes???
yes! and I didn't see it running away..."
Mmmm..they don't have legs...but anecdotal reports exist as to their prowess on skateboards |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Next time you get one, tie a long piece of string to it and onto something sturdy in the house, if it disappears again at least you will find out where it went  "
you mean like a dog lead, cucumbers have no neck, it could slip off... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I reckon the other two were hiding behind the door hiding from the sleepy midnight saladmaker and saved the third one from a fate worse than pickling."
Are you an inspector and do you think they gang up on me?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago
every wheat field around Midlands |
"I've experienced this already 3 times: I go to the shops, I buy a cucumber and later on when I want to eat it, its gone, completely disappeared, not to be found any more!
Anyone else experienced such thing or any explanations?"
I wonder did you put into into the bin by mistake with the recycled bags boxes from your shopping |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I reckon the other two were hiding behind the door hiding from the sleepy midnight saladmaker and saved the third one from a fate worse than pickling.
Are you an inspector and do you think they gang up on me? "
I shall delve into the matter and investigate thoroughly,no stone shall be left unturned.As for the theory of ganging,that would be a matter which may be best looked into down at the station while taking your statement.We may have to bring in the dog team to sniff out the culprit.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago
every wheat field around Midlands |
"I reckon the other two were hiding behind the door hiding from the sleepy midnight saladmaker and saved the third one from a fate worse than pickling.
Are you an inspector and do you think they gang up on me?
I shall delve into the matter and investigate thoroughly,no stone shall be left unturned.As for the theory of ganging,that would be a matter which may be best looked into down at the station while taking your statement.We may have to bring in the dog team to sniff out the culprit. "
I'm telling ye she put it into bin by mistake.check the bin |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago
every wheat field around Midlands |
"Check your vagina
Is that where yours go ash  no I don't like vegetables I'm a meat person hahameat as in chicken pig bullock deere pheasant duck.whats your taste big lump of steak "
Good choice ash.would have a piece here if ever your freezer runs out.its very lean and tender.would like for you to try it one day straight from the farm |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I reckon the other two were hiding behind the door hiding from the sleepy midnight saladmaker and saved the third one from a fate worse than pickling.
Are you an inspector and do you think they gang up on me?
I shall delve into the matter and investigate thoroughly,no stone shall be left unturned.As for the theory of ganging,that would be a matter which may be best looked into down at the station while taking your statement.We may have to bring in the dog team to sniff out the culprit. I'm telling ye she put it into bin by mistake.check the bin "
Are you implying that I put 3 times a cucumber into the bin or recycling just because I'm a city girl?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago
every wheat field around Midlands |
"I reckon the other two were hiding behind the door hiding from the sleepy midnight saladmaker and saved the third one from a fate worse than pickling.
Are you an inspector and do you think they gang up on me?
I shall delve into the matter and investigate thoroughly,no stone shall be left unturned.As for the theory of ganging,that would be a matter which may be best looked into down at the station while taking your statement.We may have to bring in the dog team to sniff out the culprit. I'm telling ye she put it into bin by mistake.check the bin
Are you implying that I put 3 times a cucumber into the bin or recycling just because I'm a city girl?
"
we all make mistakes.i once put a car battery into bin.didnt no what I was at as I had so much going on in the head. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"80 pct is just water ???? 
I hate to correct you but it's actually 96%, bankers and figures, tss, just shows you....  "
Maybe you spilled them without knowing |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
