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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How did everyone learn about the facts of life??
When Kaizer was but a whipper snapper, distributing Thunderpecks to all his female fans on the road he witnessed two terriers "fighting". The brawl was so fierce in fact, one dog managed to lodge his second tail inside the other dogs bottom 
Weeks passed till Mama Thunderkiss sat down and said " well son when a man's willy gets hard he must insert it....."
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"A great book called 'show me' with tasteful pictures and lovely comments. Loved to read it and read it many times 
Pop-up per chance??"
Lol, unfortunately not, but great idea! Could put it in touch and feely bits too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A great book called 'show me' with tasteful pictures and lovely comments. Loved to read it and read it many times
Pop-up per chance??
Lol, unfortunately not, but great idea! Could put it in touch and feely bits too "
How would they replicate make ejaculate??
Oh and a little pump action joy stick for the masterbation section!! |
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In 6th class the girls were sent off to another teacher on a Friday to sew, while the boys got to go play sports, so unfair. The teacher would tell us about the birds and bees mortifying at the time.
Tina  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was born ready!! Started off with a water sport session with the mid wife and it escalated from there to the 24/7 hornball that I am today!  "
Highly questionable mid-wifery  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In 6th class the girls were sent off to another teacher on a Friday to sew, while the boys got to go play sports, so unfair. The teacher would tell us about the birds and bees mortifying at the time.
Tina "
Oh Tina what do the birds and bees actually do? |
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"In 6th class the girls were sent off to another teacher on a Friday to sew, while the boys got to go play sports, so unfair. The teacher would tell us about the birds and bees mortifying at the time.
Tina
Oh Tina what do the birds and bees actually do?"
I don't know I wasn't listening I was too busy checking out the boys outside   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In 6th class the girls were sent off to another teacher on a Friday to sew, while the boys got to go play sports, so unfair. The teacher would tell us about the birds and bees mortifying at the time.
Tina
Oh Tina what do the birds and bees actually do?
I don't know I wasn't listening I was too busy checking out the boys outside "
Hmmm 
Does the bee buzz in the beak |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was born ready!! Started off with a water sport session with the mid wife and it escalated from there to the 24/7 hornball that I am today!
Highly questionable mid-wifery "
Well to be fair to her, she was reluctantly on the receiving end and my aim was a little off but for a first time it was good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sorta worked it out as I fumbled along then properly in biology in secondary I think could of have lessons by then though. Kids are told now in low babies which I think is disturbing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sorta worked it out as I fumbled along then properly in biology in secondary I think could of have lessons by then though. Kids are told now in low babies which I think is disturbing"
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"Sorta worked it out as I fumbled along then properly in biology in secondary I think could of have lessons by then though. Kids are told now in low babies which I think is disturbing"
My daughter came home from school one day last year, she'd have been in 3rd year secondary. Looked at me, went bright red in the face and walked away. Turns out they were given the "talk" in school. I just sat down with her and let her ask me what she wanted to.
Don't know who was more embarrassed
Tina |
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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I heard rumours in the street, "you stick your micky in her fanny and all green stuff comes out" lol
But then one glorious day I found a video tape in my brothers room, 70's style porn, she had on brown cowboy boots and he had a massive bush. That day A-boy became A-man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I learned the basics in a book at school when I was about eleven. The rest I learned from problem pages in magazines. I remember having a talk with my mother and being amazed at how little she her self actually knew. She proudly told me one day that my father had never seen her naked. Poor wee innocent mammy x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorta worked it out as I fumbled along then properly in biology in secondary I think could of have lessons by then though. Kids are told now in low babies which I think is disturbing
My daughter came home from school one day last year, she'd have been in 3rd year secondary. Looked at me, went bright red in the face and walked away. Turns out they were given the "talk" in school. I just sat down with her and let her ask me what she wanted to.
Don't know who was more embarrassed
Tina "
3rd yr 2ndry jasus thats late its usually primary school stuff |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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"A great book called 'show me' with tasteful pictures and lovely comments. Loved to read it and read it many times
Pop-up per chance??
Lol, unfortunately not, but great idea! Could put it in touch and feely bits too "
Please can we not give "scratch and sniff" a publication though |
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