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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Lion steps foot back into the west
were his neighbors feel they are truly blessed
He may be hungry, grumpy and a bit wet
but dont be scared.. hes really a pet
He stops to pose in the pub windows glass
and catches the women checking out his ass
Pops in mace to grab a roll
and watches the travelers stealing bags of coal
then he grins and thinks about his voyage in the east
as he gets facebook poked by the local parish priest
who could have thought one night could be so much fun
poor lion hadnt the energy for his morning run
but thats just lion he says what he thinks
covered head to toe in the deodorant they call lynx
now before you go jumping down his throat
this turkey roll is giving him serious bloat
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