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By *umps OP Man
over a year ago
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"At least with a vibrator your guaranteed it will be done right "
Ya! a vibrator properly does offer toe curling ecstasy, but that’s it. It can’t flirt with you. It won’t make eyes at you from across the bar. You can forget about erotically-charged repartee or scintillating cocktail conversation with a dildo. There will be no feverish make-up sex, because there will be no arguments (although there might be yelling when the batteries run out). A hunk of plastic can’t softly kiss you on your neck or endearingly fumble with the buttons on your blouse. It won’t talk dirty (it only gets dirty, and it never ever cleans itself). And it certainly won’t be any good at post-coital cuddling. Orgasms are nice and all, but it’s all that other stuff that makes sex sex. |
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"At least with a vibrator your guaranteed it will be done right
Ya! a vibrator properly does offer toe curling ecstasy, but that’s it. It can’t flirt with you. It won’t make eyes at you from across the bar. You can forget about erotically-charged repartee or scintillating cocktail conversation with a dildo. There will be no feverish make-up sex, because there will be no arguments (although there might be yelling when the batteries run out). A hunk of plastic can’t softly kiss you on your neck or endearingly fumble with the buttons on your blouse. It won’t talk dirty (it only gets dirty, and it never ever cleans itself). And it certainly won’t be any good at post-coital cuddling. Orgasms are nice and all, but it’s all that other stuff that makes sex sex." _umps I agree whole heartily with you but from my own personal point of view there is no let downs from a vibrator (especially one that comes with a mains socket) and not all sex partners are that attentive xx |
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"Lol if I had one now I would throw it at the neighbours dog when I was finished with it of course!! As he won't shut up barking lol " Que the neighbour ringing your doorbell, dildo in hand to ask if you threw this at his dog.
Could be an ice breaker? |
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"Lol if I had one now I would throw it at the neighbours dog when I was finished with it of course!! As he won't shut up barking lol " mm. It's the neighbour u need to chuck it at the stupid witch might lighten her up a bit |
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By *umps OP Man
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"Lol if I had one now I would throw it at the neighbours dog when I was finished with it of course!! As he won't shut up barking lol "
I can just imagine what the neighbours would say...
"is that a bone in the dogs mouth, or is it a boner". |
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