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I learned that I should never ever mix drinking wine with shaving my ballsack.
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I also discovered that sticking your itchy newly shaven ball bag into a bag of frozen peas may provide some relief but the manager of Tesco in Lucan really isn't keen on it. 
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My newly shaven/scraped ballbag does not appreciate the application of after shave lotion no matter how classy it may smell. 
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My penis is the same length as two Argos pens. Argos aren't very keen on this measurement being undertaken in their shop either. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I learned that I should never ever mix drinking wine with shaving my ballsack.
.
I also discovered that sticking your itchy newly shaven ball bag into a bag of frozen peas may provide some relief but the manager of Tesco in Lucan really isn't keen on it.
.
My newly shaven/scraped ballbag does not appreciate the application of after shave lotion no matter how classy it may smell.
.
My penis is the same length as two Argos pens. Argos aren't very keen on this measurement being undertaken in their shop either. "
Fab is not a place to adderviterse services of a horticultural nature  |
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"I learned that I should never ever mix drinking wine with shaving my ballsack.
.
I also discovered that sticking your itchy newly shaven ball bag into a bag of frozen peas may provide some relief but the manager of Tesco in Lucan really isn't keen on it.
.
My newly shaven/scraped ballbag does not appreciate the application of after shave lotion no matter how classy it may smell.
.
My penis is the same length as two Argos pens. Argos aren't very keen on this measurement being undertaken in their shop either.
Fab is not a place to adderviterse services of a horticultural nature "
I never said a word about paving, decking, fencing, synthetic lawns, hedges, general horticultural services etc, in the Dublin area at all! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I learned that I should never ever mix drinking wine with shaving my ballsack.
.
I also discovered that sticking your itchy newly shaven ball bag into a bag of frozen peas may provide some relief but the manager of Tesco in Lucan really isn't keen on it.
.
My newly shaven/scraped ballbag does not appreciate the application of after shave lotion no matter how classy it may smell.
.
My penis is the same length as two Argos pens. Argos aren't very keen on this measurement being undertaken in their shop either.
Fab is not a place to adderviterse services of a horticultural nature
I never said a word about paving, decking, fencing, synthetic lawns, hedges, general horticultural services etc, in the Dublin area at all! "
All quotes are free and valid for three months from date of issue, lady gardens trimmed and deflowered free of charge |
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"I learned that I should never ever mix drinking wine with shaving my ballsack.
.
I also discovered that sticking your itchy newly shaven ball bag into a bag of frozen peas may provide some relief but the manager of Tesco in Lucan really isn't keen on it.
.
My newly shaven/scraped ballbag does not appreciate the application of after shave lotion no matter how classy it may smell.
.
My penis is the same length as two Argos pens. Argos aren't very keen on this measurement being undertaken in their shop either.
Fab is not a place to adderviterse services of a horticultural nature
I never said a word about paving, decking, fencing, synthetic lawns, hedges, general horticultural services etc, in the Dublin area at all!
All quotes are free and valid for three months from date of issue, lady gardens trimmed and deflowered free of charge "
Woohoo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I learned that I should never ever mix drinking wine with shaving my ballsack.
.
I also discovered that sticking your itchy newly shaven ball bag into a bag of frozen peas may provide some relief but the manager of Tesco in Lucan really isn't keen on it.
.
My newly shaven/scraped ballbag does not appreciate the application of after shave lotion no matter how classy it may smell.
.
My penis is the same length as two Argos pens. Argos aren't very keen on this measurement being undertaken in their shop either.
Fab is not a place to adderviterse services of a horticultural nature
I never said a word about paving, decking, fencing, synthetic lawns, hedges, general horticultural services etc, in the Dublin area at all!
All quotes are free and valid for three months from date of issue, lady gardens trimmed and deflowered free of charge "
Jaysus are ye partners now cj? Think u are doing way more deflowering than mick is aware of  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Learned a bit about the sexy female species...... Likes and dislikes. And grew a bit of confidence. Learned how green and naive I was in the bedroom!!!
Thanks fab!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've always been kinky but thanks to other kinsters within the lifestyle I realised how kinky and perverted I am which is very nice! I'm also more confident around women now, which is nice again. Haha |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I learned that I should never ever mix drinking wine with shaving my ballsack.
.
I also discovered that sticking your itchy newly shaven ball bag into a bag of frozen peas may provide some relief but the manager of Tesco in Lucan really isn't keen on it.
.
My newly shaven/scraped ballbag does not appreciate the application of after shave lotion no matter how classy it may smell.
.
My penis is the same length as two Argos pens. Argos aren't very keen on this measurement being undertaken in their shop either.
Fab is not a place to adderviterse services of a horticultural nature
I never said a word about paving, decking, fencing, synthetic lawns, hedges, general horticultural services etc, in the Dublin area at all!
All quotes are free and valid for three months from date of issue, lady gardens trimmed and deflowered free of charge
Jaysus are ye partners now cj? Think u are doing way more deflowering than mick is aware of "
Sussh u he want his cut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive learnt a lot of men have not got the first clue how to pleasure a woman !!!
and worse still , many teach them nothing ! and the cycle of deluded romeos continues .....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive learnt a lot of men have not got the first clue how to pleasure a woman !!!
and worse still , many teach them nothing ! and the cycle of deluded romeos continues ..... "
You mean the women of fab are lying in those glowing verifications |
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"ive learnt a lot of men have not got the first clue how to pleasure a woman !!!
and worse still , many teach them nothing ! and the cycle of deluded romeos continues ..... "
Lol, you're obviously hanging out with the wrong men! |
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over a year ago
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"ive learnt a lot of men have not got the first clue how to pleasure a woman !!!
and worse still , many teach them nothing ! and the cycle of deluded romeos continues .....
Lol, you're obviously hanging out with the wrong men! "
ach i dunno ,,,, i give up ta fuk !  I must be fierce unlucky with all the 2 minute studs who think a nipple tweak is sufficient foreplay .  |
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"ive learnt a lot of men have not got the first clue how to pleasure a woman !!!
and worse still , many teach them nothing ! and the cycle of deluded romeos continues .....
Lol, you're obviously hanging out with the wrong men!
ach i dunno ,,,, i give up ta fuk ! I must be fierce unlucky with all the 2 minute studs who think a nipple tweak is sufficient foreplay . "
to be honest midnight i prefer giving prolonged sensual foreplay to penetrative sex! |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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I've learnt lots!! One thing that springs to mind is that from being involved in group play I've witnessed and realised that not every guy has the same level of skills (so to speak). I'd wrongly assumed  |
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"ive learnt a lot of men have not got the first clue how to pleasure a woman !!!
and worse still , many teach them nothing ! and the cycle of deluded romeos continues .....
Lol, you're obviously hanging out with the wrong men!
ach i dunno ,,,, i give up ta fuk ! I must be fierce unlucky with all the 2 minute studs who think a nipple tweak is sufficient foreplay . "
Two whole minutes and you're complaining! Jeez, some women are just never happy! |
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"I learned that I should never ever mix drinking wine with shaving my ballsack.
.
I also discovered that sticking your itchy newly shaven ball bag into a bag of frozen peas may provide some relief but the manager of Tesco in Lucan really isn't keen on it.
.
My newly shaven/scraped ballbag does not appreciate the application of after shave lotion no matter how classy it may smell.
.
My penis is the same length as two Argos pens. Argos aren't very keen on this measurement being undertaken in their shop either.
Fab is not a place to adderviterse services of a horticultural nature
I never said a word about paving, decking, fencing, synthetic lawns, hedges, general horticultural services etc, in the Dublin area at all!
All quotes are free and valid for three months from date of issue, lady gardens trimmed and deflowered free of charge
Jaysus are ye partners now cj? Think u are doing way more deflowering than mick is aware of
Sussh u he want his cut "
Ohh, Ohh. ..if we are advertising
Anyone need any cabinetry...?
Screwing a speciality...
As is headboard hammering...
Ollie..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I found my dominant side.
And my rare sub side.
I also found out who my real friends are on this plus Michael mc c has the most evil humour on here and has me totally entertained with his wit on the forums!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That women don't believe me when I say I love cunnilingus and my pleasure comes from their pleasure.
As Mandy I am a proper slut and surprise myself at not really having limits.
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"I learned that I should never ever mix drinking wine with shaving my ballsack.
.
I also discovered that sticking your itchy newly shaven ball bag into a bag of frozen peas may provide some relief but the manager of Tesco in Lucan really isn't keen on it.
.
My newly shaven/scraped ballbag does not appreciate the application of after shave lotion no matter how classy it may smell.
.
My penis is the same length as two Argos pens. Argos aren't very keen on this measurement being undertaken in their shop either.
Fab is not a place to adderviterse services of a horticultural nature
I never said a word about paving, decking, fencing, synthetic lawns, hedges, general horticultural services etc, in the Dublin area at all!
All quotes are free and valid for three months from date of issue, lady gardens trimmed and deflowered free of charge
Woohoo! "
THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE FORUM! !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I learnt I have to be polite on forums or I get put on the naughty step for 24hrs !!
And I can walk around the house dressed like a sexy slut waiting for a meet and I love it !! |
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over a year ago
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha "
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha "
hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha |
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over a year ago
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha "
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol"
hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha "
I already spoke with you live, no veries can change that impression... lol.. and I would never give a single fuck about what other people say. haha...  |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha "
Your fooked yours is the only veri I'm showing ha ha ha |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha
I already spoke with you live, no veries can change that impression... lol.. and I would never give a single fuck about what other people say. haha... "
haha first time I don't think we even remembered talking to each other bloody drink haha |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha
Your fooked yours is the only veri I'm showing ha ha ha "
hahaha ah now don't be mean missy are u going the venue on Saturday |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha
I already spoke with you live, no veries can change that impression... lol.. and I would never give a single fuck about what other people say. haha... haha first time I don't think we even remembered talking to each other bloody drink haha"
Yeah, the first time we spoke we were all wasted... lol... It was a fun chat I presume... hahahahahah |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha
I already spoke with you live, no veries can change that impression... lol.. and I would never give a single fuck about what other people say. haha... haha first time I don't think we even remembered talking to each other bloody drink haha
Yeah, the first time we spoke we were all wasted... lol... It was a fun chat I presume... hahahahahah"
all I remember is hanging off the side of a chair talking to u at like 5 or 6 am haha |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha
Your fooked yours is the only veri I'm showing ha ha ha hahaha ah now don't be mean missy are u going the venue on Saturday "
think so won't be drinking though |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha
I already spoke with you live, no veries can change that impression... lol.. and I would never give a single fuck about what other people say. haha... haha first time I don't think we even remembered talking to each other bloody drink haha
Yeah, the first time we spoke we were all wasted... lol... It was a fun chat I presume... hahahahahah all I remember is hanging off the side of a chair talking to u at like 5 or 6 am haha "
Thankfully, the second time we met, we were soberer...at least I was |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha
Your fooked yours is the only veri I'm showing ha ha ha hahaha ah now don't be mean missy are u going the venue on Saturday think so won't be drinking though "
that's such a lie haha |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha
I already spoke with you live, no veries can change that impression... lol.. and I would never give a single fuck about what other people say. haha... haha first time I don't think we even remembered talking to each other bloody drink haha
Yeah, the first time we spoke we were all wasted... lol... It was a fun chat I presume... hahahahahah all I remember is hanging off the side of a chair talking to u at like 5 or 6 am haha
Thankfully, the second time we met, we were soberer...at least I was "
me sober? That's new haha |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha
I already spoke with you live, no veries can change that impression... lol.. and I would never give a single fuck about what other people say. haha... haha first time I don't think we even remembered talking to each other bloody drink haha
Yeah, the first time we spoke we were all wasted... lol... It was a fun chat I presume... hahahahahah all I remember is hanging off the side of a chair talking to u at like 5 or 6 am haha
Thankfully, the second time we met, we were soberer...at least I was me sober? That's new haha "
I said soberer, not sober hahaha |
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"That maybe I really am a fuckin lunatic
nah, you are grand! that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me haha
lol... I must pay you a nice compliment next time I see you so... hahaha You guys are more than grand! You fecking rock the forum for as much as I am concerned. And you invented your own version of English, hats off for that girl!! hahaha hahaha Awh now ur jus trying to charm me and I wish I could understand my own English sometimes haha
I wish I understood it too. it's too way complicated for my immigrant level... hahahaha God, I would never risk trying to charm you, you seem like trouble and I think trouble can be fun.... so I better stay away form it... lol hahaha don't listen to anything u here from anybody none of it is true I'm gonna start hiding my veris so people won't be afraid to meet me haha
I already spoke with you live, no veries can change that impression... lol.. and I would never give a single fuck about what other people say. haha... haha first time I don't think we even remembered talking to each other bloody drink haha
Yeah, the first time we spoke we were all wasted... lol... It was a fun chat I presume... hahahahahah all I remember is hanging off the side of a chair talking to u at like 5 or 6 am haha
Thankfully, the second time we met, we were soberer...at least I was me sober? That's new haha
I said soberer, not sober hahaha "
haha so u did I think I'm having flashbacks haha |
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"That so many men have no clue how to orally pleasure a woman..
I'm amazed that the challenge hasn't been accepted yet!
Probably not sure they can "
You better make sure your cock sucking skills are world class before you have a go at poor lads hahaha
Good communication is the key thing here. If you aren't happy with what the boy is doing, let him know how you like your pussy to be pleasured with his tong and finger/s. I am sure all will gladly learn and improve their game. |
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"That so many men have no clue how to orally pleasure a woman..
I'm amazed that the challenge hasn't been accepted yet!
Probably not sure they can
You better make sure your cock sucking skills are world class before you have a go at poor lads hahaha
Good communication is the key thing here. If you aren't happy with what the boy is doing, let him know how you like your pussy to be pleasured with his tong and finger/s. I am sure all will gladly learn and improve their game. "
My cock sucking skills are second to none so have bo problem saying what I like! Also the biggest problem they have is they ate more interested in getting their own rocks off not all but plenty |
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"Learned I love pleasing and giving more than receiving oral. As a lad said lately I don't just want a "fuck" "
awe i was hoping to please and pamper you! |
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"Learned I love pleasing and giving more than receiving oral. As a lad said lately I don't just want a "fuck" awe i was hoping to please and pamper you! "
Can take turns Pedro lol |
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"That so many men have no clue how to orally pleasure a woman..
I'm amazed that the challenge hasn't been accepted yet!
Probably not sure they can "
It reminds me of the story of the fella in the pub with his pet frog Charlie sitting on the counter in front of him. A girl asks him why he had the frog and he tells her that it's a very special frog but he can't explain as she'll probably slap him if he does. She pushes him to tell her and eventually he explains that Charlie is incredibly talented at licking pussy and always gives an orgasm in less than five minutes. She slaps him and storms off. Later on she asks him again and he tells her the same thing. Eventually she says ok, and invites then back to her place for a session. She peels off and lies down with the frog between her thighs. Charlie just sits there looking around him. The guy tells him to go for it, but nothing. Again be tells him and again Charlie just sits there. Eventually be lifts Charlie to one side and says "ffs Charlie, I'm only going to show you one more time!"
I'm not sure whether I'm Charlie or the owner but if I was into couples I'd be happy to accept the challenge |
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"You better make sure your cock sucking skills are world class before you have a go at poor lads hahaha
Good communication is the key thing here. If you aren't happy with what the boy is doing, let him know how you like your pussy to be pleasured with his tong and finger/s. I am sure all will gladly learn and improve their game.
My cock sucking skills are second to none so have bo problem saying what I like! Also the biggest problem they have is they ate more interested in getting their own rocks off not all but plenty "
I am very sorry that you have encountered so many selfish lovers so far. Hope things will turn round for you.
I would never say that my pussy eating skillz are second to none. It depends on the pussy, on my mood, the atmosphere and how horny I am, what overall form I am in, how stressful my week was, etc. Sometimes I do a very good job and sometimes I don't. I am not a machine and not a professional pussy eater.
Always admired ladies, who are very confident that they always give the best blow job ever hahahah ;-P |
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"You better make sure your cock sucking skills are world class before you have a go at poor lads hahaha
Good communication is the key thing here. If you aren't happy with what the boy is doing, let him know how you like your pussy to be pleasured with his tong and finger/s. I am sure all will gladly learn and improve their game.
My cock sucking skills are second to none so have bo problem saying what I like! Also the biggest problem they have is they ate more interested in getting their own rocks off not all but plenty
I am very sorry that you have encountered so many selfish lovers so far. Hope things will turn round for you.
I would never say that my pussy eating skillz are second to none. It depends on the pussy, on my mood, the atmosphere and how horny I am, what overall form I am in, how stressful my week was, etc. Sometimes I do a very good job and sometimes I don't. I am not a machine and not a professional pussy eater.
Always admired ladies, who are very confident that they always give the best blow job ever hahahah ;-P "
Yes I'm confident I have been practicing for a long time I enjoy pleasuring a man as much as I enjoy being pleasured it all goes hand in hand |
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"That so many men have no clue how to orally pleasure a woman..
I'm amazed that the challenge hasn't been accepted yet!
Probably not sure they can
It reminds me of the story of the fella in the pub with his pet frog Charlie sitting on the counter in front of him. A girl asks him why he had the frog and he tells her that it's a very special frog but he can't explain as she'll probably slap him if he does. She pushes him to tell her and eventually he explains that Charlie is incredibly talented at licking pussy and always gives an orgasm in less than five minutes. She slaps him and storms off. Later on she asks him again and he tells her the same thing. Eventually she says ok, and invites then back to her place for a session. She peels off and lies down with the frog between her thighs. Charlie just sits there looking around him. The guy tells him to go for it, but nothing. Again be tells him and again Charlie just sits there. Eventually be lifts Charlie to one side and says "ffs Charlie, I'm only going to show you one more time!"
I'm not sure whether I'm Charlie or the owner but if I was into couples I'd be happy to accept the challenge "
Ha ha amusing... I'm glad you know couples aren't your thing it makes life so much easier to know what you are looking for  |
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"Ive discovered Im no longer bi curious.
Im bi sexual and a woman touch and taste pushes all my buttons
Steph feel the exact same on that one "
Its fantastic isnt it and such a turn on. |
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"Ive discovered Im no longer bi curious.
Im bi sexual and a woman touch and taste pushes all my buttons
Steph feel the exact same on that one
Its fantastic isnt it and such a turn on."
I get turned on just thinking about it haha |
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"Ive discovered Im no longer bi curious.
Im bi sexual and a woman touch and taste pushes all my buttons
Steph"
I have discovered I am most definitely a total lesbian. Women totally do it for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I found out I'm not the total weirdo/freak people on other sites had me almost convinced I was.
There are a lot of good folk here and I'm dammed glad to have met a few people I would call close friends now. Thank you fab |
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"I found out I'm not the total weirdo/freak people on other sites had me almost convinced I was.
There are a lot of good folk here and I'm dammed glad to have met a few people I would call close friends now. Thank you fab "
Awwwwww really don't like when people consider people who are different to 'the norm' to be freaks. Id love to meet the person who set the yardstick for 'normal'.
Different is good. In fact different is bloody awesome,each and every one of us needs to embrace our differences,and I am glad that the people of fab u have met with have helped u to do exactly that. Keep on being urself cos noone can do it as good as you can xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive discovered Im no longer bi curious.
Im bi sexual and a woman touch and taste pushes all my buttons
Steph feel the exact same on that one "
Me three |
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"I found out I'm not the total weirdo/freak people on other sites had me almost convinced I was.
There are a lot of good folk here and I'm dammed glad to have met a few people I would call close friends now. Thank you fab "
This is great |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I found out I'm not the total weirdo/freak people on other sites had me almost convinced I was.
Whereas
I found out that I AM the total weirdo/freak people on other sites had me almost convinced I was.
(I like being a weirdo/freak!)"
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