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 Thank god I don't have a cock!) | |||
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He was mortified, but the lady saw the funny side eventualy | |||
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"Excessive use of teeth..odd nibble ok, but to have your cock grated no thanks. " It was horrible | |||
"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "Sweet Jesus | |||
"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "Holy foooook!
Boy can you pick 'em Laid! | |||
"Mt friend did her crown tooth fell out she nearly choked on it " Ouch,hee hee that reminds me of the time many moons ago when I met a girl at a big outdoor festival in Punchestown,we got the bus back into town and along the way I fingerblasted her,we got off the bus and went around to a lane I knew and she went down on her knees and promptly took me into her mouth ,all good at this stage,it got really hot and heavy my hand on the back of her head and me pushing deeper,next thing she start to pull back and as she does she start some biting,all good,'til she got to the head of my cock and bit a little harder,her teeth were tightening around the ridge and the next thing I felt such an immense pain I let out a shout and pulled back out when she released,blood everywhere,pour out of my cock and around her mouth.Turns out she had gotten venners on her teeth a week or so before and there was a gap between the venner and tooth in the front of her mouth.Like a fookin razor. | |||
That's funny,
Not surprised some have bad ones | |||
"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "Oh Jesus. Nametags for u so I'm guessing, wont make that mistake again eh? | |||
"Have you ever received a bad blow job? If so, tell us your stories? (Seen this in another forum, highly entertaining Thank god I don't have a cock!)"yes a lady liked using her teeth alot lol painfull. | |||
"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "Jaysis laid, you can fairly pick them!! Thankfully you've learned from your experiences | |||
"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood
Jaysis laid, you can fairly pick them!! Thankfully you've learned from your experiences "  | |||
"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "jesus lad that sounded painfull ouch. | |||
"A guy I knew fell asleep during a bj
He was mortified, but the lady saw the funny side eventualy "Wasn't an old fab member by any chance was it? | |||
"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "Ouch Holy shit that gotta hurt. A lad i worked with took 6 viagra tablets and tore the banjo string that way | |||
"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood
Ouch Holy shit that gotta hurt. A lad i worked with took 6 viagra tablets and tore the banjo string that way "6. Why? | |||
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"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood
Jaysis laid, you can fairly pick them!! Thankfully you've learned from your experiences "i was about 20 then i still knew how to pick them right up until recently enough but hey its a skill to be able to find the ones nuttier than squirrel shite regularly and for 20 odd years lol | |||
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"Have you ever received a bad blow job? If so, tell us your stories? (Seen this in another forum, highly entertaining Thank god I don't have a cock!)"Yeah - more often than not. I think bj's are something that take time and good communication to get right. For me, teeth should never be used....ever lol. | |||
"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood
Jaysis laid, you can fairly pick them!! Thankfully you've learned from your experiences
i was about 20 then i still knew how to pick them right up until recently enough but hey its a skill to be able to find the ones nuttier than squirrel shite regularly and for 20 odd years lol"Your lucky you only have footy injuries to the knees! | |||
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"not a blow job story but I met a guy whos attempt at fingering me left me bruised and barely able to walk for a week ! How the fuck he thought he was pleasuring me ill never know , only thing I could come up with was that his previous meets must have had very unresponsive foo foos lol " Ooooh, ouch. I just clenched my vag reading that! | |||
