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Dirty Limricks anyone..?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Allow me to start..
There once was a young girl called Jill
Who swallowed an explosive pill
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And her tits up a tree in Brazil. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Allow me to start..
There once was a young girl called Jill
Who swallowed an explosive pill
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And her tits up a tree in Brazil."
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"This is thev tale of Daniel morgan,who had a tiny sexual organ.
This made the girls cry out in shock,when they held his tiny cock  "
There once was a girl called Lizzy
Who had the guys heads in a tizzy
Now when Lizzy got tizzy
She went off like a fizzy
And the guys blew their jizzy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a woman from Madrid
Who swore she had never been rid
Along came an Italian
With balls like a stallion
And rid her like Billy the Kid
Bom bom !! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is thev tale of Daniel morgan,who had a tiny sexual organ.
This made the girls cry out in shock,when they held his tiny cock
There once was a girl called Lizzy
Who had the guys heads in a tizzy
Now when Lizzy got tizzy
She went off like a fizzy
And the guys blew their jizzy
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pmsl! Ode to Lizzy!
Thanks sweetie  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"There was a woman from Madrid
Who swore she had never been rid
Along came an Italian
With balls like a stallion
And rid her like Billy the Kid
Bom bom !! Lol"
There once was a lad called dandy
With his fingers he was quiet handy
The ladies of fab to each other did blab
How dandy was quiet handy
Now they call him handy dandy |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Do us Cj lol"
With pleasure but Jimmy if we cross swords its puerly accidentally
There once was a cpl called Goldie
Jimmy and Mary they were no oldies
They both liked to play
When ever they got away
And now they are a pair of boldies
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a woman from Madrid
Who swore she had never been rid
Along came an Italian
With balls like a stallion
And rid her like Billy the Kid
Bom bom !! Lol
There once was a lad called dandy
With his fingers he was quiet handy
The ladies of fab to each other did blab
How dandy was quiet handy
Now they call him handy dandy "
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"Allow me to start..
There once was a young girl called Jill
Who swallowed an explosive pill
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And her tits up a tree in Brazil.There once was a little lad from limerick he taught he was king of the fab soon people found out he was just a loud mouth with nothing very interesting to say."
Thats very sad indeed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Allow me to start..
There once was a young girl called Jill
Who swallowed an explosive pill
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And her tits up a tree in Brazil.There once was a little lad from limerick he taught he was king of the fab soon people found out he was just a loud mouth with nothing very interesting to say.
Thats very sad indeed "
He's the president of my fan club Brutus |
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"There was a young lad with name of king lim
Some would try to poke fun at him
He learned to ignore
To the pokers uproar
And that was the making of him
For you old buddy.
Amy and Gareth"
Lmao i likes that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lad with name of king lim
Some would try to poke fun at him
He learned to ignore
To the pokers uproar
And that was the making of him
For you old buddy.
Amy and Gareth"
Aww guys ye are the best  |
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There once was a girl called miss dirty,
On the kik chat she would get quite flirty,
With a fabulous rack,
And an ass in the back,
She'll shag you, if you're older than thirty!
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lmao by far the funniest fair fucks misdirty will love it |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
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There once was a girl called miss dirty,
On the kik chat she would get quite flirty,
With a fabulous rack,
And an ass in the back,
She'll shag you, if you're older than thirty!
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Ha-ha mingo was waiting for u to come in good one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a girl called miss dirty,
On the kik chat she would get quite flirty,
With a fabulous rack,
And an ass in the back,
She'll shag you, if you're older than thirty!
"
There is a guy called Mingo
German is now his lingo
Of a shag he's in need
So go do the deed
Wth a sexy fräulein, bingo!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do us Cj lol
With pleasure but Jimmy if we cross swords its puerly accidentally
There once was a cpl called Goldie
Jimmy and Mary they were no oldies
They both liked to play
When ever they got away
And now they are a pair of boldies
"
Love it Cj xx |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
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There once was a girl called miss dirty,
On the kik chat she would get quite flirty,
With a fabulous rack,
And an ass in the back,
She'll shag you, if you're older than thirty!
There is a guy called Mingo
German is now his lingo
Of a shag he's in need
So go do the deed
Wth a sexy fräulein, bingo!
"
There once was a girl called Rex hot
WHOS pics they were well shot
Her fab pal was hal
They say he's a pal
Big cock she adores a lot
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There once was a girl called miss dirty,
On the kik chat she would get quite flirty,
With a fabulous rack,
And an ass in the back,
She'll shag you, if you're older than thirty!
lmao by far the funniest fair fucks misdirty will love it "
Why am I only seeing this now??? Ha ha!!!! very good Mingo!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young man from Kentuckit
Who's cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he chewed his foreskin
"If my arse was a cunt i would fuck it" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there once was a girl called Louise
whose pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs got together and knitted a sweater
so in the winter her flaps wouldn't freeze"
That's really funny, yet disturbing.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lad called John Mingo,
Who was quite adept at the lingo,
He charmed chics to bed,
Where he made them give head,
In return he licked them out like a dingo. |
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"There was a young lad called John Mingo,
Who was quite adept at the lingo,
He charmed chics to bed,
Where he made them give head,
In return he licked them out like a dingo. "
Well done sir. Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a girl called laelaps
I'm told she has wonderful flaps
She's with _osafewordneeded
This warning, you heed it
If you try it on you will get slaps!"
Slap slap xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a girl called Redhott
Behind closed doors a lady she's not
She loves to give head
While he's stretched on the bed
She's ready to take his best shot
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a girl called Redhott
Behind closed doors a lady she's not
She loves to give head
While he's stretched on the bed
She's ready to take his best shot
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Now that's a dirty Limrick lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a girl called Redhott
Behind closed doors a lady she's not
She loves to give head
While he's stretched on the bed
She's ready to take his best shot
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Ha Mingo it's a giggle stop with the shocked face. |
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"There was a girl called Redhott
Behind closed doors a lady she's not
She loves to give head
While he's stretched on the bed
She's ready to take his best shot
Ha Mingo it's a giggle stop with the shocked face. "
No that's just me picturing it...
The female half of up4fun
Has an addiction for lots of male cum
She wants lots of male bits
To cum on her tits
If invited you don't walk, you run! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a boy we won't mention
Who was so bold he got detention
He got the blame
And now lives in shame
While he sits waiting to collect his pension |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady named Hitchin
Who was scratching her crotch in the kitchen.
Her mother said, "Rose,
It's the crabs, I suppose."
She said, "Yes, and the buggers are itchin'." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a girl called Redhott
Behind closed doors a lady she's not
She loves to give head
While he's stretched on the bed
She's ready to take his best shot
Ha Mingo it's a giggle stop with the shocked face.
No that's just me picturing it...
The female half of up4fun
Has an addiction for lots of male cum
She wants lots of male bits
To cum on her tits
If invited you don't walk, you run!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hal he is my man
He looks hot with his tatts and his tan
He watches with glee
As I take a cock or three
I'll take four next time babe if I can
dibs on number four. "
I called dibs ages ago but I'm not sure does dibs have an expiry date |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hal he is my man
He looks hot with his tatts and his tan
He watches with glee
As I take a cock or three
I'll take four next time babe if I can
dibs on number four.
I called dibs ages ago but I'm not sure does dibs have an expiry date "
Lucky for you guys I'm greedy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hal he is my man
He looks hot with his tatts and his tan
He watches with glee
As I take a cock or three
I'll take four next time babe if I can
dibs on number four.
I called dibs ages ago but I'm not sure does dibs have an expiry date
Lucky for you guys I'm greedy. "
And that's why we like ya red |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red is fancying four, maybe she'd even try more?
If I was to help, keep them hard while I knelt
Then together we could go through a score...
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Ha love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tis a year since I first met my nosafe,
And to date he has not started to chafe,
With his weird little ways he sets my loins all ablaze,
Oh how I do long for many more days.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's this lady here, she's called Redhott
Have I shagged her? sadly I've not.
But you can bet your sweet bippy
I'd be there in a jiffy
If she said she wants what I've got!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's this lady here, she's called Redhott
Have I shagged her? sadly I've not.
But you can bet your sweet bippy
I'd be there in a jiffy
If she said she wants what I've got!"
Mingo with the silver tongue
He's moved to a place far flung
After such a long chase
I should just sit on his face
Til there's no air left in his lungs. |
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"Ha not gonna attempt one .. but this has to be the best thread today "
Oh miss spankable has a great ass,
but don't come at her with none of your sass,
with piercings, epic tits,
she'll leave you in bits,
can she suck cock? boyo she's class! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha not gonna attempt one .. but this has to be the best thread today
Oh miss spankable has a great ass,
but don't come at her with none of your sass,
with piercings, epic tits,
she'll leave you in bits,
can she suck cock? boyo she's class!"
Ur in top form John |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha not gonna attempt one .. but this has to be the best thread today
Oh miss spankable has a great ass,
but don't come at her with none of your sass,
with piercings, epic tits,
she'll leave you in bits,
can she suck cock? boyo she's class!"
awh mingo |
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"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya "
There's a sexy bird called letmebe,
'tween her legs is where I want to be
with curves you could die for,
a poem i did write her,
I succeeded, now she must shag me!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya
There's a sexy bird called letmebe,
'tween her legs is where I want to be
with curves you could die for,
a poem i did write her,
I succeeded, now she must shag me!
"
Mingo we are wasted here I'm telling ya, I'm ringing Hallmark, we'll make a killing |
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"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya
There's a sexy bird called letmebe,
'tween her legs is where I want to be
with curves you could die for,
a poem i did write her,
I succeeded, now she must shag me!
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ha ha that's is bloody brilliant well done. |
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"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya
There's a sexy bird called letmebe,
'tween her legs is where I want to be
with curves you could die for,
a poem i did write her,
I succeeded, now she must shag me!
Mingo we are wasted here I'm telling ya, I'm ringing Hallmark, we'll make a killing "
I'm starting to think I missed a calling. |
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"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya
There's a sexy bird called letmebe,
'tween her legs is where I want to be
with curves you could die for,
a poem i did write her,
I succeeded, now she must shag me!
ha ha that's is bloody brilliant well done. "
I've fulfilled my end of the deal.... |
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"Letmebe bought a toy...
It would do when she had no boy,
The postman delivered, she got all a quiver
But the gift was no 'Old man of Hoy'..."
This lady, called candy store,
I've met her, but damn I want more.
with me, her and her man...
took two cocks? yes she can
in every hole just like a good........woman.
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"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya
There's a sexy bird called letmebe,
'tween her legs is where I want to be
with curves you could die for,
a poem i did write her,
I succeeded, now she must shag me!
ha ha that's is bloody brilliant well done.
I've fulfilled my end of the deal.... "
I shall fulfill your too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If your username ends in store
Then you must be a complete whore
Or just maybe your sound
'cos its the truth that you've found
And with bullshit you wipe the floor!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lad called king lim
People failed to make fun of him
With a classy demeanour
And an impressive Weiner
He ended up drowning in quim."
Everyone's talking about my impressive weiner it seems 
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I would like to state that "the subjects of mingo's limericks (tm) are in no way reflections of the actual persons personalities, and merely for comic effect and any resemblance to any persons living or dead is in fact coincidental" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So funny lads, well done red and Mingo xx
This lady called lolli-pop
In lolli land i want to stop
with her beautiful booty
and face of a cutie
it's her boobs that would make me go pop!"
Aw Mingo I love it! I read the whole thread but can't think of a single thing! It's a gift you have there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a man named John Mingo.
Who liked group sex like a granny loves bingo.
But the orgies wore his pecker down,
And all he could do was frown.
When the doctor fitted him with a new one from a dingo.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a big lad named laid
With lots of fab gals he has played
Then he teamed up with lolli,
They planned many a knees up jolly,
And so in fab land they stayed! |
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"There once was a man named John Mingo.
Who liked group sex like a granny loves bingo.
But the orgies wore his pecker down,
And all he could do was frown.
When the doctor fitted him with a new one from a dingo.
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Heheh love it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a guy called mingo who wants you to suck on his Dingo...
From morning til night
he wont put up a fight
and he mite even let you put one
in his ringo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there once was an egg on a wall
humpty dumpty was his name
one day he fell
and all the kings horses and men couldnt put him togetether again."
You didn't grasp this one did you baby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a lady called Lizzie
Her sexy talk sends me into a tizzy
She then told me she had a strapon
She said for me to hop on
And I'll make you my sissy "
bring it on bitch! Lol |
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"There is a lady called Lizzie
Her sexy talk sends me into a tizzy
She then told me she had a strapon
She said for me to hop on
And I'll make you my sissy bring it on bitch! Lol "
I can't because I have serious involuntary clenching of my butt cheeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a fab girl who had a cock.
And no, it wasn't a man in a frock.
Cos she had some fab boobies.
And didn't block newbies.
And shoots a gun but it isn't a Glock... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young man from lowlands,
was renowned for his wandering hands,
his wellies so slick,
or his sizeable dick,
T'was no wonder he'd so many fans!"
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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there once was a vampire called mabel..
whos periods were heavy but stable..
by the light of the moon..
she would pull out a spoon...
and eat herself under the table... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man with a thunder kiss
Who promises a world of bliss
With a chest full of hair
And a zoolander stare
I'm sure you're a hit not a miss.
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Fabs very own Carmen Elektra
With chats as big as a Vectra
Hot pics are the norm, she likes sex in a storm
You'd jump at the chance if she let ya
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"A man with a thunder kiss
Who promises a world of bliss
With a chest full of hair
And a zoolander stare
I'm sure you're a hit not a miss.
Fabs very own Carmen Elektra
With chats as big as a Vectra
Hot pics are the norm, she likes sex in a storm
You'd jump at the chance if she let ya
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Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a little girl I hv a little thing
When I go to bed I put my finger in
Now im ten years older My thing has lost it's charm
Now it takes 5fingers and half my fukn arm |
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"There was a young man from lowlands,
was renowned for his wandering hands,
his wellies so slick,
or his sizeable dick,
T'was no wonder he'd so many fans!"
The gorgeous Missdemeanour.,
For those of you, that have not seen her,.
When she comes out of the closet,.
You'll leave a sac emptying deposit,.
Cos she will do awesome things to your weiner..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a young lad called John Mingo,
Who was quite adept at the lingo,
He charmed chics to bed,
Where he made them give head,
In return he licked them out like a dingo.
Well done sir. Brilliant"
Some of my best work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now this one is just a bit blunt,.
Concerning a lady's time of the month,.
There's no need to be sad,.
Just throw away the pad,.
And shove a tampon up in your la la la la la.......
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