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I was at a girls house a number of years ago and had consumed quite a large amount of the devils buttermilk.. we were lyin in bed and i needed a pee.. when i got to the bathroom i couldnt find the light switch so i had a shot in the dark... unfortunately my aim was pretty shite and i pissed on her shoes that were sitting beside the bog so, in a fit of panic and d*unken disorientation i opened the window and chucked the shoes out into the garden...... she never asked me back haha |
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Jumped into a fountain on the cold winters night on record for the year. Was -2. And then walked the 5km home in soaking wet freezing clothes. Sobered up rapidly on the plus side
Tomcat |
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"Jumped into a fountain on the cold winters night on record for the year. Was -2. And then walked the 5km home in soaking wet freezing clothes. Sobered up rapidly on the plus side
Tomcat"
-2 and you walked home? You're lucky your balls didnt freeze up and break off  |
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Met a guy who I had been talking to for ages, arrived at the hotel, walked into the bar sat down .
He bought me a glass of red wine, which I then accidentaly knocked over him.
He got up and walked out  |
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"Met a guy who I had been talking to for ages, arrived at the hotel, walked into the bar sat down .
He bought me a glass of red wine, which I then accidentaly knocked over him.
He got up and walked out "
He what? What a buck eejit!!! I personally would have laughed and thought it was gunny and a good talking point  |
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"Met a guy who I had been talking to for ages, arrived at the hotel, walked into the bar sat down .
He bought me a glass of red wine, which I then accidentaly knocked over him.
He got up and walked out
He what? What a buck eejit!!! I personally would have laughed and thought it was gunny and a good talking point "
And funny too |
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"Met a guy who I had been talking to for ages, arrived at the hotel, walked into the bar sat down .
He bought me a glass of red wine, which I then accidentaly knocked over him.
He got up and walked out
He what? What a buck eejit!!! I personally would have laughed and thought it was gunny and a good talking point "
It was an accident , could happen to anyone, sure he was going to take them off anyway
Or so I thought
Feck him , I sat in the bar then nipped to the Union Bar and had a blast |
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I once took a guy back to my parents house we were wrecked and crashed out in the front room. I woke up hearing my father shouting and swearing... the guy had woken up obviously disorientated and went to my parents bedroom thinking it was the bathroom. My father woke up with this guy standing over him with his cock out, about to take a piss!! Then he woke up and ran away up the street with his cock still out of his pants... I was in trouble that night haha  |
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"Met a guy who I had been talking to for ages, arrived at the hotel, walked into the bar sat down .
He bought me a glass of red wine, which I then accidentaly knocked over him.
He got up and walked out
He what? What a buck eejit!!! I personally would have laughed and thought it was gunny and a good talking point
It was an accident , could happen to anyone, sure he was going to take them off anyway
Or so I thought
Feck him , I sat in the bar then nipped to the Union Bar and had a blast "
The Union bar in Queens? |
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"I once took a guy back to my parents house we were wrecked and crashed out in the front room. I woke up hearing my father shouting and swearing... the guy had woken up obviously disorientated and went to my parents bedroom thinking it was the bathroom. My father woke up with this guy standing over him with his cock out, about to take a piss!! Then he woke up and ran away up the street with his cock still out of his pants... I was in trouble that night haha "
This should be published and made into a film lol |
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"Met a guy who I had been talking to for ages, arrived at the hotel, walked into the bar sat down .
He bought me a glass of red wine, which I then accidentaly knocked over him.
He got up and walked out "
The ice was broken, why walk away? |
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This happened years ago...my gf parents finally decided to let us sleep together under their roof.....we were both pissed that night.Actually we always seemed to be pissed... anyway, I woke in the middle of the night to go for a pee,on the way back from the jacks I went in the wrong room and got into bed with her sister..
Their father came running in when he heard her scream. and that's was the last time I was aloud stay.. |
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