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15 reasons as to why you should be considered for a meet.
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As quite a few men complain about difficulty in obtaining meets though they are usually those with a two line profile and cock pictures list 15 reasons as to why members may consider meeting you.
1. Detailed profile
2.Variety of pictures
3 Numerous hobbies and interests
4. Can meet in various different areas including Belfast , Dublin , London , Hertfordshire and Cap d Agde .
5. Regular visitor to Cap d Agde and have performed in front of an audience in sex clubs there .
6. Should be a safe driver as I have done an advanced driving test.
7. Regularly tested for all STIs.
8. Read a variety of newspapers including the Daily Mail, Times , and Daily Telrgraph.
9. A good cook. Favourites are salmon and sirloin steak.
10. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary.
11. A good listener .
12. Available for short notice meets .
13. Enjoy gardening and the countryside.
14. Always bring condoms
15. Well hung with photos on profile
Now list yours |
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"As quite a few men complain about difficulty in obtaining meets though they are usually those with a two line profile and cock pictures list 15 reasons as to why members may consider meeting you.
1. Detailed profile
2.Variety of pictures
3 Numerous hobbies and interests
4. Can meet in various different areas including Belfast , Dublin , London , Hertfordshire and Cap d Agde .
5. Regular visitor to Cap d Agde and have performed in front of an audience in sex clubs there .
6. Should be a safe driver as I have done an advanced driving test.
7. Regularly tested for all STIs.
8. Read a variety of newspapers including the Daily Mail, Times , and Daily Telrgraph.
9. A good cook. Favourites are salmon and sirloin steak.
10. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary.
11. A good listener .
12. Available for short notice meets .
13. Enjoy gardening and the countryside.
14. Always bring condoms
15. Well hung with photos on profile
Now list yours "
Enjoy gardening?? Ya I hear that gets the ladies real wet... |
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"1. I think I should get the parachute because I'm great.
2. In fact I should get both parachutes in case one doesn't work.
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I think if you parachuting you always get two anyways you should bring a third just in case |
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"As quite a few men complain about difficulty in obtaining meets though they are usually those with a two line profile and cock pictures list 15 reasons as to why members may consider meeting you.
1. Detailed profile with massive ego
2.Variety of pictures all hot
3 Numerous hobbies and interests suprise surprise
4. Can meet in various different areas including Belfast , Dublin , London , Hertfordshire and Cap d Agde . (desperate anyone)
5. Regular visitor to Cap d Agde and have performed in front of an audience in sex clubs there . Sex Olympic Gold medalist
6. Should be a safe driver as I have done an advanced driving test. Translation truck driver
7. Regularly tested for all STIs. Racking up the numbers
8. Read a variety of newspapers including the Daily Mail, Times , and Daily Telrgraph. Lots time in my hands
9. A good cook. Favourites are salmon and sirloin steak. Secret recipes past down generations
10. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary. The gentleman way
11. A good listener. Sometimes I scare myself
12. Available for short notice meets. Easy single
13. Enjoy gardening and the countryside. All sort of vegetables in this patch especially cabbage and turnip
14. Always bring condoms yes always condoms sex safe paramount
15. Well hung with photos on profile, but if you want a pound of sausage you need to buy whole pig
Now list yours "
You sounds like a right stud mate well done it even make me want to meet you! |
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Also I would like to point out that point 14) always bring condoms doesn't actually mean you use them right! Judging my the picture in your profile of 3rd of July 2013 where you clearly having unprotected sex
Just an observation there chief! |
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