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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

First real post, so here goes with a fantasy of mine.

I'm doing a job in en suit and come out, the lady of the house is lying on bed in sexy underwear and sexy high heels. She tells me to strip off an get down and tastse her pussy, which I willingy do. This is followed by lots of sexy fun.

So has anything like this ever happened to you tradesmen and what about you ladies have any of you ever secuduced a tradesman in your home?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town

Never mix business with pleasure.

She could have you do all sorts than threaten to expose you to your boss. Keep is as a fantasy or role play.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still "

I'll do a bit of diy for u lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Never mix business with pleasure.

She could have you do all sorts than threaten to expose you to your boss. Keep is as a fantasy or role play. "

I am the boss lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Personally I'd avoid them situations cos tradesmen usually use the back entrance.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still

I'll do a bit of diy for u lol"

What are your skills? Will you light the fire for me like my Daddy does?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still "

Whereas Poppy does mine...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Roleplay would be the idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still

I'll do a bit of diy for u lol

What are your skills? Will you light the fire for me like my Daddy does? "

I could light your fire alright!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Personally I'd avoid them situations cos tradesmen usually use the back entrance..... "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still

I'll do a bit of diy for u lol

What are your skills? Will you light the fire for me like my Daddy does?

I could light your fire alright!"

Oh god, why am I leaving myself open to these things

I'll be sure to have a bucket of water handy to extinguish any flames

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still

I'll do a bit of diy for u lol

What are your skills? Will you light the fire for me like my Daddy does?

I could light your fire alright!

Oh god, why am I leaving myself open to these things

I'll be sure to have a bucket of water handy to extinguish any flames "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still

I'll do a bit of diy for u lol

What are your skills? Will you light the fire for me like my Daddy does?

I could light your fire alright!

Oh god, why am I leaving myself open to these things

I'll be sure to have a bucket of water handy to extinguish any flames "

They usually prefer pressured foam.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still

I'll do a bit of diy for u lol

What are your skills? Will you light the fire for me like my Daddy does?

I could light your fire alright!

Oh god, why am I leaving myself open to these things

I'll be sure to have a bucket of water handy to extinguish any flames

They usually prefer pressured foam."

No strings will have to provide that. Pressurised foam is not my forte

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do my own jobs, that's why it's called d.i.y

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still

I'll do a bit of diy for u lol

What are your skills? Will you light the fire for me like my Daddy does?

I could light your fire alright!

Oh god, why am I leaving myself open to these things

I'll be sure to have a bucket of water handy to extinguish any flames

They usually prefer pressured foam.

No strings will have to provide that. Pressurised foam is not my forte "

well depends on what is burning!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still

I'll do a bit of diy for u lol

What are your skills? Will you light the fire for me like my Daddy does?

I could light your fire alright!

Oh god, why am I leaving myself open to these things

I'll be sure to have a bucket of water handy to extinguish any flames

They usually prefer pressured foam.

No strings will have to provide that. Pressurised foam is not my forte well depends on what is burning!"

Loins?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Never. But I usually get my Daddy to do my DIY jobs still

I'll do a bit of diy for u lol

What are your skills? Will you light the fire for me like my Daddy does?

I could light your fire alright!

Oh god, why am I leaving myself open to these things

I'll be sure to have a bucket of water handy to extinguish any flames

They usually prefer pressured foam.

No strings will have to provide that. Pressurised foam is not my forte well depends on what is burning!

Loins?"

I'd bri g u to the shower then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I do my own jobs, that's why it's called d.i.y"

Then they pay a tradesman to fix the scewups! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do my own jobs, that's why it's called d.i.y

Then they pay a tradesman to fix the scewups! Lol"

Nope lol don't need anyone to do stuff unless it's gas or electric

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By *omtom500Man  over a year ago

Tullamore


"I do my own jobs, that's why it's called d.i.y"

How did I know you'd have an answer along those lines lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ex fucked an electrician once when he was round

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do my own jobs, that's why it's called d.i.y

Then they pay a tradesman to fix the scewups! Lol

Nope lol don't need anyone to do stuff unless it's gas or electric"

I'll do the electric. Won't touch water. No way.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do my own jobs, that's why it's called d.i.y

Then they pay a tradesman to fix the scewups! Lol

Nope lol don't need anyone to do stuff unless it's gas or electricI'll do the electric. Won't touch water. No way....."

Insurance go nuts if you do any electrical jobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My ex fucked an electrician once when he was round "
....that's shocking...

..

.sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My ex fucked an electrician once when he was round "
lucky spark

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My ex fucked an electrician once when he was round ....that's shocking...

..

.sorry "

You are getting worse with your jokes x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do my own jobs, that's why it's called d.i.y

Then they pay a tradesman to fix the scewups! Lol

Nope lol don't need anyone to do stuff unless it's gas or electricI'll do the electric. Won't touch water. No way.....

Insurance go nuts if you do any electrical jobs "

They'd go more nuts if you went at the plumbing. The pressure regarding the electrical side of things came from the electrical trade groups.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My ex fucked an electrician once when he was round ....that's shocking...

..

.sorry "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My ex fucked an electrician once when he was round ....that's shocking...

..

.sorry

You are getting worse with your jokes x"

Nearly as bad as saying that he fired up the spark in her.

(Truly sorry to the guy who posted about his ex and the electrician)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was working with a female spark last week and she was saying she does jobs for a few landlords etc and fellas are always cracking onto her. Said it's a nightmare.

So it seems guys are a lot riskier in that scenario..

And no, she said she's never fucked on the job

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By *randub69Man  over a year ago

city


"I was working with a female spark last week and she was saying she does jobs for a few landlords etc and fellas are always cracking onto her. Said it's a nightmare.

So it seems guys are a lot riskier in that scenario..

And no, she said she's never fucked on the job"

would she not even pull your wire

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town


"I was working with a female spark last week and she was saying she does jobs for a few landlords etc and fellas are always cracking onto her. Said it's a nightmare.

So it seems guys are a lot riskier in that scenario..

And no, she said she's never fucked on the job

would she not even pull your wire "

no she's a bright spark...

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By *eus112Man  over a year ago

Belfast

Haaa this is something I've been waiting for for about 15 years and it hasn't happened yet..... I remain hopeful tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was working with a female spark last week and she was saying she does jobs for a few landlords etc and fellas are always cracking onto her. Said it's a nightmare.

So it seems guys are a lot riskier in that scenario..

And no, she said she's never fucked on the job

would she not even pull your wire no she's a bright spark... "

She definitely is.

Better than most male sparks I've worked with on sites over the years!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do my own jobs, that's why it's called d.i.y

Then they pay a tradesman to fix the scewups! Lol

Nope lol don't need anyone to do stuff unless it's gas or electricI'll do the electric. Won't touch water. No way.....

Insurance go nuts if you do any electrical jobs They'd go more nuts if you went at the plumbing. The pressure regarding the electrical side of things came from the electrical trade groups. "

Can do small plumbing jobs myself but fitting a new boiler I'd have to get one of the lads in for that safety wise and insurance

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By *osafewordneededMan  over a year ago

City

I put in a kitchen, plumbed it all, put in central heating, and a water boiler, put in oil burner and put new electrical outlets in the kitchen.

who phones up insurance to say they are doing a bit work lol, just fucking do it.

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

Know a very good serviceman that does a thorough job when he calls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I put in a kitchen, plumbed it all, put in central heating, and a water boiler, put in oil burner and put new electrical outlets in the kitchen.

who phones up insurance to say they are doing a bit work lol, just fucking do it."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I put in a kitchen, plumbed it all, put in central heating, and a water boiler, put in oil burner and put new electrical outlets in the kitchen.

who phones up insurance to say they are doing a bit work lol, just fucking do it. "

Wait till, something goes wrong.never said I phoned up insurance but one of my friends did some work on an old fuse box of his, well apparently it was faulty and he had a small electrical fire a few days later but as he didn't have documents to show the work was carried out on the fuse box by a licensed electrician, he was left stuck with the bill himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Got barred for two day for naming the guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got barred for two day for naming the guy lol"

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am a gardener here

But this weather bloody killing me though - anyone want anything priced up

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan  over a year ago

newcastle

I never need any work done if anything goes wrong i just buy another house

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By *randub69Man  over a year ago

city


"Am a gardener here

But this weather bloody killing me though - anyone want anything priced up "

sorry to hear that....but Mccarthy does all the gardening on fab..maybe you can take over when he retires

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am a gardener here

But this weather bloody killing me though - anyone want anything priced up

sorry to hear that....but Mccarthy does all the gardening on fab..maybe you can take over when he retires"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am a gardener here

But this weather bloody killing me though - anyone want anything priced up

sorry to hear that....but Mccarthy does all the gardening on fab..maybe you can take over when he retires

"

Where is the lad I haven't seen him in a while?

Hols is no excuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Got barred for two day for naming the guy lol

Welcome back "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I never need any work done if anything goes wrong i just buy another house"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ahhhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do it all the time ( seduce the tradesman ) Mr Goldie is the only tradesman I need

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I do it all the time ( seduce the tradesman ) Mr Goldie is the only tradesman I need "

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Am a gardener here

But this weather bloody killing me though - anyone want anything priced up "

Love to have a gardener

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am a gardener here

But this weather bloody killing me though - anyone want anything priced up

Love to have a gardener "

Love to have a naughty secretary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am a gardener here

But this weather bloody killing me though - anyone want anything priced up

Love to have a gardener

Love to have a naughty secretary "

But that wouldn't be classed as a tradesman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Know a very good serviceman that does a thorough job when he calls "

Toxic any time you need servicing I'm your man lol

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