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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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here is what you all want to know ..what is so good about being the lion anyway you may think to yourself so here you go
1. Hes called The Lion is that not enough for you?
2. He has no weakness physically or mentally
3. As he is the Lion he is often followed by random cats and dogs as he walks the streets as they view him as their leader
4. He never has experienced the " tired feeling" as his energy levels are threw the roof
5. Lion never ques for anything as people simply let him through
6 . You may think hes cocky etc but thats the high level of confidence and do not care attitude that is in his lion genetics
7. His way with words and quotes has often got him out of trouble or helped others
8. He never requires a jumper/ jacket as he can not feel cold weather
9. and no matter what Lion do or say hes always in the public's eye and mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"here is what you all want to know ..what is so good about being the lion anyway you may think to yourself so here you go
1. Hes called The Lion is that not enough for you?
2. He has no weakness physically or mentally
3. As he is the Lion he is often followed by random cats and dogs as he walks the streets as they view him as their leader
4. He never has experienced the " tired feeling" as his energy levels are threw the roof
5. Lion never ques for anything as people simply let him through
6 . You may think hes cocky etc but thats the high level of confidence and do not care attitude that is in his lion genetics
7. His way with words and quotes has often got him out of trouble or helped others
8. He never requires a jumper/ jacket as he can not feel cold weather
9. and no matter what Lion do or say hes always in the public's eye and mind"
And don't forget you can lick your own balls. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"here is what you all want to know ..what is so good about being the lion anyway you may think to yourself so here you go
1. Hes called The Lion is that not enough for you?
2. He has no weakness physically or mentally
3. As he is the Lion he is often followed by random cats and dogs as he walks the streets as they view him as their leader
4. He never has experienced the " tired feeling" as his energy levels are threw the roof
5. Lion never ques for anything as people simply let him through
6 . You may think hes cocky etc but thats the high level of confidence and do not care attitude that is in his lion genetics
7. His way with words and quotes has often got him out of trouble or helped others
8. He never requires a jumper/ jacket as he can not feel cold weather
9. and no matter what Lion do or say hes always in the public's eye and mindAnd don't forget you can lick your own balls. "
now why would the lion do that....when theres millions out there willing to do if for him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And don't forget you can lick your own balls.
now why would the lion do that....when theres millions out there willing to do if for him "
Millions don't have a cat's tongue...you ever felt the cat's tongue Lion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And don't forget you can lick your own balls.
now why would the lion do that....when theres millions out there willing to do if for him
Millions don't have a cat's tongue...you ever felt the cat's tongue Lion?"
Sandpaper comes to mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And don't forget you can lick your own balls.
now why would the lion do that....when theres millions out there willing to do if for him
Millions don't have a cat's tongue...you ever felt the cat's tongue Lion?
Sandpaper comes to mind"
But spikier, now imagine that on freshly shaved cojoñes...(obviously I'm equating the cat's tongue now to something else because Tiddles shouldn't be doing things like that) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"here is what you all want to know ..what is so good about being the lion anyway you may think to yourself so here you go
1. Hes called The Lion is that not enough for you?
2. He has no weakness physically or mentally
3. As he is the Lion he is often followed by random cats and dogs as he walks the streets as they view him as their leader
4. He never has experienced the " tired feeling" as his energy levels are threw the roof
5. Lion never ques for anything as people simply let him through
6 . You may think hes cocky etc but thats the high level of confidence and do not care attitude that is in his lion genetics
7. His way with words and quotes has often got him out of trouble or helped others
8. He never requires a jumper/ jacket as he can not feel cold weather
9. and no matter what Lion do or say hes always in the public's eye and mindAnd don't forget you can lick your own balls.
now why would the lion do that....when theres millions out there willing to do if for him "
He's seems a little obsessed with licking your balls loin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And don't forget you can lick your own balls.
now why would the lion do that....when theres millions out there willing to do if for him
Millions don't have a cat's tongue...you ever felt the cat's tongue Lion?
Sandpaper comes to mind
But spikier, now imagine that on freshly shaved cojoñes...(obviously I'm equating the cat's tongue now to something else because Tiddles shouldn't be doing things like that)"
I don't want to think  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"And don't forget you can lick your own balls.
now why would the lion do that....when theres millions out there willing to do if for him
Millions don't have a cat's tongue...you ever felt the cat's tongue Lion?
Sandpaper comes to mind
But spikier, now imagine that on freshly shaved cojoñes...(obviously I'm equating the cat's tongue now to something else because Tiddles shouldn't be doing things like that)"
Hmmm no wonder u prefer cats to dogs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And don't forget you can lick your own balls.
now why would the lion do that....when theres millions out there willing to do if for him
Millions don't have a cat's tongue...you ever felt the cat's tongue Lion?
Sandpaper comes to mind
But spikier, now imagine that on freshly shaved cojoñes...(obviously I'm equating the cat's tongue now to something else because Tiddles shouldn't be doing things like that)
I don't want to think "
Tell her to scratch her nails slowly accross them next time... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And don't forget you can lick your own balls.
now why would the lion do that....when theres millions out there willing to do if for him
Millions don't have a cat's tongue...you ever felt the cat's tongue Lion?
Sandpaper comes to mind
But spikier, now imagine that on freshly shaved cojoñes...(obviously I'm equating the cat's tongue now to something else because Tiddles shouldn't be doing things like that)
I don't want to think
Tell her to scratch her nails slowly accross them next time..."
She prefers to bite not scratch |
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