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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...
1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance
2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach
3. He cant fit in FIAT cars
4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him
5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"
6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment
7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him
8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...
1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance
2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach
3. He cant fit in FIAT cars
4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him
5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"
6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment
7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him
8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic
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Shit buzz lion. Now I'm off to the all you can eat restaurant in my fiat wearing one of my properly fitting jeans and a shirt (I like shirts) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...
1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance
2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach
3. He cant fit in FIAT cars
4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him
5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"
6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment
7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him
8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic
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I'm sure there are lots of disadvantages of been a lion but the advantage is you can lick your own balls |
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"Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...
1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance
2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach
3. He cant fit in FIAT cars
4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him
5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"
6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment
7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him
8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic
I'm sure there are lots of disadvantages of been a lion but the advantage is you can lick your own balls"
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"Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...
1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance
2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach
3. He cant fit in FIAT cars
4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him
5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"
6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment
7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him
8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic
"
9. Being a self obsessed idiot who only ever talks about himself doesn't bode well with women when it's all about them..... |
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"Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...
1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance
2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach
3. He cant fit in FIAT cars
4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him
5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"
6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment
7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him
8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic
9. Being a self obsessed idiot who only ever talks about himself doesn't bode well with women when it's all about them....."
Forgot about the mood swings the steds bring on..... |
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