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over a year ago
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"well you gotta admit its a strange question , and if your not actually a dwarf yourself .... why would you want to know ? "
Perhaps it's a fantasy and he's wondering if he's on his own with it?
No OP, I've never thought about it. |
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"I'm 5ft4 and a weeeeeeeeee bit... if i wear a pointy hat and wee costume i'd be willing to let someone pretend i'm a dwarf  haha"
You're like Ronnie Corbett |
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"It's not that it's a fantasy but I just seen some dwarf porn it's nothing I have ever really thought about so I just decided to throw it out here "
Bridgit the midget...
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Yeah but there's a benefit anout being small..... if a guy is 6ft and has an average size dick it looks just like an average size dick..... with me being small my average sized dick looks like a whopper haha  |
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I'm sorry just reminded me of a joke....
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.
The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a
certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date.
His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he
hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?".
The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't
get an erection".
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I
couldn't even get on the bed!"
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"I'm sorry just reminded me of a joke....
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.
The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a
certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date.
His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he
hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?".
The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't
get an erection".
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I
couldn't even get on the bed!"
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"It's not that it's a fantasy but I just seen some dwarf porn it's nothing I have ever really thought about so I just decided to throw it out here Bridgit the midget..."
That's the one did you see ur man taking her out of the suitcase  |
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"Yeah but there's a benefit anout being small..... if a guy is 6ft and has an average size dick it looks just like an average size dick..... with me being small my average sized dick looks like a whopper haha "
So your 10" surprise is defo gonna be a surprise then...?
Remind me not to let you help parallel park my car. |
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"Yeah but there's a benefit anout being small..... if a guy is 6ft and has an average size dick it looks just like an average size dick..... with me being small my average sized dick looks like a whopper haha "
So I'm picturing a dwarf sticking out of a dick |
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"Female friend of mine has a phobia of dwarfs.
In what way a phobia ???
She's longsighted & keeps tripping over them..."
On a similar subject...I saw Wilder and a really tall guy with a small dick engaging a rather shy but endering young lady one night at the Venue....
Now that really fecked with my sense of perspective ...
Plus the wine didn't help
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I'd have sex a midget chick. Why not? sounds like fun. You could pick them up with one arm and do all sort of kind stuff with them. lol
The must be sites and place where they all hang out. Maybe they only date people their own size. |
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