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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Feel free to leave your post of the week here, have read some crackers this week  but below is my personal favourite, spat my coffee at the screen on reading this..
By frankiebabyFind posts by frankiebaby Man 4 hours ago
Wexford
Robbing knickers, meh. I know a lad who broke into a ladies clothes shop to rob a mannequin. He brought it home and tried to ride it. He was seen on cctv and the cops traced him handy enough. The went to his house and knocked on his door. He answered with only his jeans on. Your one (the mannequin) was in his bed.
*The above is a true story*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think mine was the one with the lad who said every girl here is here for a shag so let's get shagging though thankfully it was took down before it got mean lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Do I get a prize
Id give ye a huge trophy and a cake baked by Laid  your innocence in your humour is priceless!! one of the reasons why I love ye girl!! Xx ha ha my innocence.the escalator is true I have to ovecome that fear going up I'm fine coming down is another story
anyone wanting to help with this fear, and help me overcome it.
I will be grateful and no no in M&S either. I'm sure cctv was watched and had a good laugh at me  walk on backwards, it will feel like your going up instead of down.. fran your a genius why did I not think of that.
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Ur a woman thinking is what u have us guys for |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do I get a prize
Id give ye a huge trophy and a cake baked by Laid your innocence in your humour is priceless!! one of the reasons why I love ye girl!! Xx ha ha my innocence.the escalator is true I have to ovecome that fear going up I'm fine coming down is another story
anyone wanting to help with this fear, and help me overcome it.
I will be grateful and no no in M&S either. I'm sure cctv was watched and had a good laugh at me walk on backwards, it will feel like your going up instead of down.. fran your a genius why did I not think of that.
Ur a woman thinking is what u have us guys for "
You are a brave man CJ. A brave man.... |
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"Do I get a prize
Id give ye a huge trophy and a cake baked by Laid your innocence in your humour is priceless!! one of the reasons why I love ye girl!! Xx ha ha my innocence.the escalator is true I have to ovecome that fear going up I'm fine coming down is another story
anyone wanting to help with this fear, and help me overcome it.
I will be grateful and no no in M&S either. I'm sure cctv was watched and had a good laugh at me walk on backwards, it will feel like your going up instead of down.. fran your a genius why did I not think of that.
Ur a woman thinking is what u have us guys for "
cj are thinking with big brain or little brain. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Do I get a prize
Id give ye a huge trophy and a cake baked by Laid your innocence in your humour is priceless!! one of the reasons why I love ye girl!! Xx ha ha my innocence.the escalator is true I have to ovecome that fear going up I'm fine coming down is another story
anyone wanting to help with this fear, and help me overcome it.
I will be grateful and no no in M&S either. I'm sure cctv was watched and had a good laugh at me walk on backwards, it will feel like your going up instead of down.. fran your a genius why did I not think of that.
Ur a woman thinking is what u have us guys for cj are thinking with big brain or little brain. "
The big head of course the small head was slapped around earlier then shoved into a dark warm place wet place and pumped till he puked now he's sulkng |
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"Do I get a prize
Id give ye a huge trophy and a cake baked by Laid your innocence in your humour is priceless!! one of the reasons why I love ye girl!! Xx ha ha my innocence.the escalator is true I have to ovecome that fear going up I'm fine coming down is another story
anyone wanting to help with this fear, and help me overcome it.
I will be grateful and no no in M&S either. I'm sure cctv was watched and had a good laugh at me walk on backwards, it will feel like your going up instead of down.. fran your a genius why did I not think of that.
Ur a woman thinking is what u have us guys for cj are thinking with big brain or little brain.
The big head of course the small head was slapped around earlier then shoved into a dark warm place wet place and pumped till he puked now he's sulkng "
you horn dog cj |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fur burger debate
Excuse my ignorance, can you elaborate and explain about this fur burger? Is it part of secret menu at Mcdonald? "
A lad on here refereed to vaginas as fur burgers on a previous thread |
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"LOL that was my post ages ago. It was fun while it lasted hehehe. Did the fur fly around here "
Fur burger that's actually disgusting but funny... I personally like my fur burgers without fur!
Nearly as good as a cheese burger no cheese |
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By _isdirtygirlFind posts by _isdirtygirl Woman 51 minutes ago
Dublin
Circular beds anyone? All in flying form I see!
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Saucers are circular too, some people are absolute aliens and belong in one or theres the other sort that can be thrown to nut them with my friend!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The above was posted in the Never Judge a Book post "
That thread should be renamed the nut house thread. Grown people acting like they had forgotten to take their meds... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The above was posted in the Never Judge a Book post That thread should be renamed the nut house thread. Grown people acting like they had forgotten to take their meds...
I left to go feed the fridge, after reading the thread the banannas appear wiser
Ooooh and I met a sexy blast from the past, but alas I must never go there  "
You met a blast from your past in your fridge?
Might get me one of them fridges..... |
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