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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why dear loard Why did it have to be tonight off all nights & after all the planning and getting a sitter

god dam it to hell. Mother nature you suck

Looks like its just an oily handjob for me tonight.

Dont ye just hate it when that happenes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

omg lmaof! gutted for you's!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

Ohhhh that's bloody awful

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im gutted

got a sitter & thats not easy went to the sexshop & got lube toys nstuff got a few drinks in tidyed myself up went out for dinner got home and poor jodie let the biggest scream nooooooooo ah for fuck sake she said. Ah well maybe next time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody hell, my heart goes out to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ohhhh that's bloody awful

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haha letme ye fecker ye

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody hell, my heart goes out to you"

i know right the shite us poor fellas have to put up with!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why dear loard Why did it have to be tonight off all nights & after all the planning and getting a sitter

god dam it to hell. Mother nature you suck

Looks like its just an oily handjob for me tonight.

Dont ye just hate it when that happenes"

Could you try knocking at the back door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mother nature. Nothing worse when plans are made etc. Oil on the hand is way better for now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why dear loard Why did it have to be tonight off all nights & after all the planning and getting a sitter

god dam it to hell. Mother nature you suck

Looks like its just an oily handjob for me tonight.

Dont ye just hate it when that happenes

Could you try knocking at the back door

na its not her thing im sorry to say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mother nature. Nothing worse when plans are made etc. Oil on the hand is way better for now

ah sure itll have to do

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

It's a bloody nightmate think of us the poor ladies.

We are so bloody horny when it's the time of the month..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is disgraceful. Period.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like your weekend is well and truly ruined mate

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

Buy all the hideous things that happen to us all start with men

MENSTRUAL CYCLE

MENOPAUSE

MENTAL HEALTH (that's cause you drive us mad)

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By *irst officerMan over a year ago

Naas

These things happen, sorry for your misfortune.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy all the hideous things that happen to us all start with men

MENSTRUAL CYCLE

MENOPAUSE

MENTAL HEALTH (that's cause you drive us mad) "
..... Menage a trois....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I wanted it bad enough it wouldn't bother me.. hop in the shower and have some frisky shower fun!! Ye won't even notice!!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"These things happen, sorry for your misfortune.

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his misfortune what about the lovely jodie. He can still get a handjob or a bj. Not the same as hard sex but still.

_irst officer it's a good job you dont love Me we would be getting no rides you give me some headache.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"These things happen, sorry for your misfortune.

i wouldnt go that far im sure we will still be able to have a goodnight itll give use both a chance to try other areas off or bodys.

Ppl tend to forget that there is alote more to the body than just pounding away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah but can't beat the finish with sex!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"If I wanted it bad enough it wouldn't bother me.. hop in the shower and have some frisky shower fun!! Ye won't even notice!!!

This!!! Wouldn't let a good night go to waste!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I wanted it bad enough it wouldn't bother me.. hop in the shower and have some frisky shower fun!! Ye won't even notice!!!

now why didnt i think off that. Our night has been saved and shower sex is awesome all bubbly n wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhh no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I wanted it bad enough it wouldn't bother me.. hop in the shower and have some frisky shower fun!! Ye won't even notice!!!

now why didnt i think off that. Our night has been saved and shower sex is awesome all bubbly n wet "

ur welcome!!!

enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Job sorted

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By *irst officerMan over a year ago

Naas

"These things happen, sorry for your misfortune.

his misfortune what about the lovely jodie. He can still get a handjob or a bj. Not the same as hard sex but still.

_irst officer it's a good job you dont love Me we would be getting no rides you give me some headache.

You must dislike me for some reason.

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By *ale4U2Man over a year ago

Nearby

"Job sorted

So all's well that ends well .. And the night won't turn out to be a bleedin disaster !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wot you think she got the other hole for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aunty flo the bad bitch .. I hate her .. she's always wrecking things

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By *ingerrrrWoman over a year ago

Meath

Never stopped me or a guy I used to play with a lot..

Obviously if it was a meet from here then no..

Regular guy was cool With it..

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland

There's pills you can take to postpone period if you know something is coming up you can get them prescribed by GP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I wanted it bad enough it wouldn't bother me.. hop in the shower and have some frisky shower fun!! Ye won't even notice!!!

now why didnt i think off that. Our night has been saved and shower sex is awesome all bubbly n wet "

Yep and mrs loves getting wet

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By *tanonieMan over a year ago

killorglin

Nature is nature shit happen's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I wanted it bad enough it wouldn't bother me.. hop in the shower and have some frisky shower fun!! Ye won't even notice!!!

now why didnt i think off that. Our night has been saved and shower sex is awesome all bubbly n wet

Yep and mrs loves getting wet

ah yeah hotube to the shower and back again all night she is a true waterbaby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The pill I'm on I don't get a period.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never stopped me or a guy I used to play with a lot..

Obviously if it was a meet from here then no..

Regular guy was cool With it.. "

I dont like the feel off it tho ginger i find it a little off putting & it can be rather messy if it a heavy flow

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By *lmost Mary PoppinsWoman over a year ago

Slippery When Wetville

My heart bleeds for ya

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By *randub69Man over a year ago

city

"Never stopped me or a guy I used to play with a lot..

Obviously if it was a meet from here then no..

Regular guy was cool With it..

I dont like the feel off it tho ginger i find it a little off putting & it can be rather messy if it a heavy flow"

lol...wimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be fair if she didnt realise her period was due then she's a bit of a dopey cunt like

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple over a year ago

Galway

"To be fair if she didnt realise her period was due then she's a bit of a dopey cunt like

Ah here that's bang out of order. It can come early you know or late. No matter what not any reason to use the c word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To be fair if she didnt realise her period was due then she's a bit of a dopey cunt like

well the mouth on you! That cunt happens to be my wife. Id say you get all the girls ye big charmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To be fair if she didnt realise her period was due then she's a bit of a dopey cunt like

Ah here that's bang out of order. It can come early you know or late. No matter what not any reason to use the c word."

Well said and thank you.

that kinda talk has no place here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must have been such a great night you had to be on here updating everyone all night

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"To be fair if she didnt realise her period was due then she's a bit of a dopey cunt like

well the mouth on you! That cunt happens to be my wife. Id say you get all the girls ye big charmer "
I'm glad you said something about that disgusting comment. To call anyone that is disgraceful you should be ashamed of yourself. Have some respect she happens to be his wife who also is on here too..

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