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women who dont do oral

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone, (guys) ever come across these extremely rare types before? I have twice in my life. One was 2 years ago on a dating site.

All I did was send her 2 messages and we exchanged phone numbers and met the same night at a pub. Had a drink or two and decided to book a hotel room for the night. I'm thinking this alright and she was not bad looking either. So we are in the hotel room and our clothes are dropping like the twin towers and I work way down to the juciy bit as you do.

After a while I sort of move her into the 69 position so she can slob on bob while I play with the pink. Next she says oh I don't suck dick. Wtf? Kind of ruined the night and I never really got into it after that.

Saw her a few times after that at her place and mine. She had been on a shopping spree and purchased every toy you could think of. Made me fuck her ass and everything else but never sucked ky dick. I just could not get into her and stopped seeing her. Very strange.

Anyone ever come across someone like that before?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not strange at all, it's very common, girls usually don't like the look of a penis or even the smell off one. Each to their own :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Really? Almost all the women I've met cant get one into their mouth fast enough. Mabey I don't have a smelly penis

I could never date a woman like that.

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By *abloversCouple over a year ago

London

Perhaps it was just you. Slob on bob whilst you play with the pink - charming! You have a way with words.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

classy

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

I'm laughing because your telling the story like your telling the lads in the pub.

A lot of women read this too.

But I did laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone, (guys) ever come across these extremely rare types before? I have twice in my life. One was 2 years ago on a dating site.

Anyone ever come across someone like that before?"

So? There are men who don't do oral too. The whole idea is that you find someone who's into the same things as you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well if your willy is not "asthetically" pleasing or your underwear is not clean n fresh or your not shaved n clean down below or you dont ask nicely SHE is not gonna go there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol too funny. I'm glad someone has a sense of humor considering the context of the site. That was part of a lyric from a 2Live Crew song. Guess no ones heard of them.

Anyway, so what do the ladies think about the no oral thing? How would she find a man if she don't slob on bob, in a posh manner saying. Lol hehehe. You guy are funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i married one of these rare breeds

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol too funny. I'm glad someone has a sense of humor considering the context of the site. That was part of a lyric from a 2Live Crew song. Guess no ones heard of them.

Anyway, so what do the ladies think about the no oral thing? How would she find a man if she don't slob on bob, in a posh manner saying. Lol hehehe. You guy are funny.

I don't see why anyone should feel obliged to do something they don't like in order to "find a man" as you so charmingly put it. Some people simply don't like oral, get over it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i married one of these rare breeds

lol"

I'm sure the men are grateful for your sacrifice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone, (guys) ever come across these extremely rare types before? I have twice in my life. One was 2 years ago on a dating site.

Anyone ever come across someone like that before?

So? There are men who don'tdo oral too. The whole idea is that you find someone who's into the same things as you."

There is probably more men who don't eat fur burger lol but I doubt they have a steady gf. I think it's about 50% of sex, or at least foreplay. I like to keep my girl happy. Imagine the whinging if she didn't get properly taken care of? Plus I enjoy making a women happy down there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not to self. Don't date Casey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont like a guy goin down on me tbh does nothing for me i prefer when they ask i tell the truth no point him been down there and all im thinking is hurry the fook up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Disappointed this thread isn't called "Sheilas who don't do gobbys"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fur burger" and "slob the bob" I think lads there in lies the problem lol now if u asked "princess I would like for you to pleasure me orally as oral sex was developed only for mouths with beauty such as yours" she might think about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not to self. Don't date Casey "

Like you'd get the chance.

I love oral, what I don't like are men who don't respect the boundaries of others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on it must be rare? How many women don't like oral on a guy? Virtually zero and I've had a few long term relationships and a 10 year marriage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Foxy you wouldn't get chance. You don't even like oral. Sound like loads of fun there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on it must be rare? How many women don't like oral on a guy? Virtually zero and I've had a few long term relationships and a 10 year marriage."

I have no idea, but to each their own, surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Go post I'm your own thread if you don't like what you read here. Hmmk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go post I'm your own thread if you don't like what you read here. Hmmk"

Wait for it..."It's a public forum"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NOW NOW keep it country its too early for that' lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go post I'm your own thread if you don't like what you read here. Hmmk"

I missed the bit where you said "only posters agreeing with me are allowed to comment"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have to say it..you sound a bit laddish with the different descriptions for a pussy..I'm sure you're a nice guy but (here's another one for you) smoking the baldy man is not a prerequisite for a meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's known as post etiquette but this is a rather poor implementation of forum software with no user tools to block or ignore posts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's known as post etiquette but this is a rather poor implementation of forum software with no user tools to block or ignore posts"

Simply disagreeing with someone is not poor etiquette - unless you require nothing but yes men (and women) in your life

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Another troll. Sorry not bald. How about staying topic.

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By *randub69Man over a year ago

city

"I dont like a guy goin down on me tbh does nothing for me i prefer when they ask i tell the truth no point him been down there and all im thinking is hurry the fook up

Maybe you have never had it done right to you and that's why it doesn't do anything for you..... just a taught.

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

I don't believe its that rare for either sex not to perform oral there are still people who fuck with the lights off. I have also met women who didn't go down on a guy till their late Thirty's either they didn't like the taste or the tought of doing it went against their teaching its not strange Ireland has only really started waking up to a sexual revolution in the last twenty years

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You didn't disagree with my topic, just the vernacular I used.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't believe its that rare for either sex not to perform oral there are still people who fuck with the lights off. I have also met women who didn't go down on a guy till their late Thirty's either they didn't like the taste or the tought of doing it went against their teaching its not strange Ireland has only really started waking up to a sexual revolution in the last twenty years "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont like a guy goin down on me tbh does nothing for me i prefer when they ask i tell the truth no point him been down there and all im thinking is hurry the fook up

Maybe you have never had it done right to you and that's why it doesn't do anything for you..... just a taught."
Believe i have im here a v long time and no it still does nothing for me and have met many ladies here have said the same thing

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"You didn't disagree with my topic, just the vernacular I used."

The language is rather off putting I have to say. I think I'll have a vegetarian day today, lost my appetite for burgers and sausages...

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"You didn't disagree with my topic, just the vernacular I used."

Which was ladish and considering ur auidance is mixed and ur question was about the female part of that audience it may have being wiser to term it to your auidance. It's a good topic take it as a lesson learnt and move on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont like a guy goin down on me tbh does nothing for me i prefer when they ask i tell the truth no point him been down there and all im thinking is hurry the fook up

Maybe you have never had it done right to you and that's why it doesn't do anything for you..... just a taught.Believe i have im here a v long time and no it still does nothing for me and have met many ladies here have said the same thing

I could imagine that being a problem for a lot of guys, that's their whole game in a lot of cases!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol my ex gf went eeeww no when I called it fur burger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont like a guy goin down on me tbh does nothing for me i prefer when they ask i tell the truth no point him been down there and all im thinking is hurry the fook up

As you are bi curious do you like the gals going down?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol my ex gf went eeeww no when I called it fur burger."

Maybe you should have suggested a wax

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Lol my ex gf went eeeww no when I called it fur burger."

I can believe it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't get why it matters it's a person choice to do what they want just find someone who wants the same as u an stop moaning about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Point taken _j47. Anyways, I'm not saying every time someone has sex it is proceeded by oral, probably women lime to get their man in the more often then men use it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont like a guy goin down on me tbh does nothing for me i prefer when they ask i tell the truth no point him been down there and all im thinking is hurry the fook up

As you are bi curious do you like the gals going down?

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no i still get v little out of it im more a fingers and hands type

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol my ex gf went eeeww no when I called it fur burger.

I can believe it "

Me too, I find that name quite childish

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I dont like a guy goin down on me tbh does nothing for me i prefer when they ask i tell the truth no point him been down there and all im thinking is hurry the fook up

It's a wrong assumption by loads of men that all the ladies are mad about receiving oral or if not then they haven't met the master of oral yet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

More = mood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol my ex gf went eeeww no when I called it fur burger.

I can believe it

Me too, I find that name quite childish"

He did say "ex"....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don't think I've met a women who doesn't like oral but i guess they are out there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont like a guy goin down on me tbh does nothing for me i prefer when they ask i tell the truth no point him been down there and all im thinking is hurry the fook up

It's a wrong assumption by loads of men that all the ladies are mad about receiving oral or if not then they haven't met the master of oral yet...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a sucker born every minute.... Shouldn't be difficult to find one...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't think I've met a women who doesn't like oral but i guess they are out there."
Afraid to tell u they lied

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol my ex gf went eeeww no when I called it fur burger.

I can believe it

Me too, I find that name quite childish

He did say "ex"...."

I think calling it that is enough to end a relationship

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No we didn't break up over that. She was typical irsih borderline alcholic female if you must know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No we didn't break up over that. She was typical irsih borderline alcholic female if you must know."

As opposed to the typical Irish fully committed alcoholic male?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No we didn't break up over that. She was typical irsih borderline alcholic female if you must know."
oh cause she was irish jesus this gets better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No we didn't break up over that. She was typical irsih borderline alcholic female if you must know."

Typical Irish? Pretty racist, did I mention I've no time for racists. All us typical Irish will just leave you off so. Happy fabbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lop @ Casey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lop @ Casey "

You know Australia has a huge alcoholism problem.....people who live in glasshouses etc...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Busty im with u on this one ive no interest in oral either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah right a majority of Irish women don't like to drink, often to excess and now that's a racist comment. Give me break

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont like a guy goin down on me tbh does nothing for me i prefer when they ask i tell the truth no point him been down there and all im thinking is hurry the fook up

I know where you are coming from as while I enjoy a bj especially taken by surprise when soft, I can't ever recall been made to cum but maybe I haven't met a lady with the requisite skills. Are you out there....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont like a guy goin down on me tbh does nothing for me i prefer when they ask i tell the truth no point him been down there and all im thinking is hurry the fook up

That's what my partner used to say XD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah right a majority of Irish women don't like to drink, often to excess and now that's a racist comment. Give me break

Yes it is, you're making sweeping generalisations. Enjoy your time on fab with bigoted views such as that, you'll go far

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Most countries have alcohol problems. More people die.form than all other drugs combined, except.for maybe tobacco. But in oz we don't sell our beer in half litre cans. Also so its an outdoor life style so people.are.no indoors all the time which I think lessens the problem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No we didn't break up over that. She was typical irsih borderline alcholic female if you must know.oh cause she was irish jesus this gets better

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

It's not racism if its the same race.

It's just a generalisation, akin to saying all Aussies are bogans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most countries have alcohol problems. More people die.form than all other drugs combined, except.for maybe tobacco. But in oz we don't sell our beer in half litre cans. Also so its an outdoor life style so people.are.no indoors all the time which I think lessens the problem."

You can't beat a bit of denial

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I almost ended up with an alcohol problem after living with her for a year. Never drank vodka before I met her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont like a guy goin down on me tbh does nothing for me i prefer when they ask i tell the truth no point him been down there and all im thinking is hurry the fook up

That's what my partner used to say XD"

Like as in BEFORE he met you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In America they sell the beer in 3/4 litre tins...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not racism if its the same race.

It's just a generalisation, akin to saying all Aussies are bogans."

Sorry it's xenophobic so? I dunno exactly but it's discriminatory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I almost ended up with an alcohol problem after living with her for a year. Never drank vodka before I met her."

Oh right, so it was all HER fault?

You're killing me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You also cant by alcohol at garages and convenience stores in oz. Who is in denial then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not racism if its the same race.

It's just a generalisation, akin to saying all Aussies are bogans."

Very good J. Is it ever racism if you are being nice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

True story Casey. You can believe what you.want.to.believe it a free country.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love to receive but it's not all that important to me to be honest. Attraction an chemistry with the lady is all I need an her to be a good kisser too!! I love to give a lady oral but if that's not her thing you have to respect that. There's lots of ways to have fun in the bedroom!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"True story Casey. You can believe what you.want.to.believe it a free country.

Exactly, nobody poured vodka down your throat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"True story Casey. You can believe what you.want.to.believe it a free country.

Exactly, nobody poured vodka down your throat"

You'd swear some people never heard of free will

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Most of them are bogans. Cant.stand assfeckinstralia. Ireland is much nicer even though it sent me broke as a mofo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You also cant by alcohol at garages and convenience stores in oz. Who is in denial then."

You are, I'm the first to say there is a huge problem with alcohol here, a simple google search will give you the stats on Australia's alcohol problem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of them are bogans. Cant.stand assfeckinstralia. Ireland is much nicer even though it sent me broke as a mofo"

Voddy is expensive here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love to receive but it's not all that important to me to be honest. Attraction an chemistry with the lady is all I need an her to be a good kisser too!! I love to give a lady oral but if that's not her thing you have to respect that. There's lots of ways to have fun in the bedroom!!"

Nicely said

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Yeah right a majority of Irish women don't like to drink, often to excess and now that's a racist comment. Give me break

U may find the majority of Irish don't drink to excess this is a changing misconception inherited From our history

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah right a majority of Irish women don't like to drink, often to excess and now that's a racist comment. Give me break

U may find the majority of Irish don't drink to excess this is a changing misconception inherited From our history"

I know quite a few of my generation who don't touch the stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Never looked up the stats on booze problem in oz. Just assumed it was not as nad as here from what I've seen over the last 12 years of living in Ireland. Your booze is very cheap here also, like most things

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Yeah right a majority of Irish women don't like to drink, often to excess and now that's a racist comment. Give me break

U may find the majority of Irish don't drink to excess this is a changing misconception inherited From our history

I know quite a few of my generation who don't touch the stuff "

I think we a experiment in our youth as have many nationalities but attuides have changed. Unfortunately as we export our youth the perception is the Irish are heavy drinkers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah right a majority of Irish women don't like to drink, often to excess and now that's a racist comment. Give me break

U may find the majority of Irish don't drink to excess this is a changing misconception inherited From our history"

We are second only to Austria as binge-drinkers, and there has been a big increase in liver diseases in recent years.

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Never looked up the stats on booze problem in oz. Just assumed it was not as nad as here from what I've seen over the last 12 years of living in Ireland. Your booze is very cheap here also, like most things

Have u ever seen the Australia day news broadcasts I was there in 2008 for it in Perth a d*unken brawl is my description of it

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Yeah right a majority of Irish women don't like to drink, often to excess and now that's a racist comment. Give me break

U may find the majority of Irish don't drink to excess this is a changing misconception inherited From our history

We are second only to Austria as binge-drinkers, and there has been a big increase in liver diseases in recent years."

And units consumed per capita how are we on that o think ull find it has dropped I am not much good on looking up stats or trusting them

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

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alcohol cheap in Ireland.

have you been abroad to another European country.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The Irish and English behave rally badly down there and drink to dangerous levels. Not all of them Ofcourse. I met.my wife in a back packer hostel down there

it was full of Irish. Many of the guys would drink.so much they didn't die. Some of them would pass out I'm the.street and get.mugged on occasions and have the money and fones.stolen and.even.thier shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah right a majority of Irish women don't like to drink, often to excess and now that's a racist comment. Give me break

U may find the majority of Irish don't drink to excess this is a changing misconception inherited From our history

We are second only to Austria as binge-drinkers, and there has been a big increase in liver diseases in recent years.

And units consumed per capita how are we on that o think ull find it has dropped I am not much good on looking up stats or trusting them "

In 2014, per capita consumption 11 litres per head, up from 10.73 in 2013.

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

What about slobing on bob and eating the fur burger where we started

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It is cheap compared to oz. I buy Australian wine here cheaper than it is in oz.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about slobing on bob and eating the fur burger where we started

How about a few beers first, you know, just to relax and be sociable?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about slobing on bob and eating the fur burger where we started

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"The Irish and English behave rally badly down there and drink to dangerous levels. Not all of them Ofcourse. I met.my wife in a back packer hostel down there

While this is the case of some I am sure there were plenty backpackers not falling down

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

This thread has taken some nose dive. To women not giving oral to the level of alcohol consumed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Apparently fur burger is a bad childish word with no humor in it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ya see, I, on the other hand, find the porn version of cock on mouth quite horny, but was never enjoying when being given one.

On the other hand, my pleasing the pussy and clit turns me on, yet watching in on the screen does nothing for me...

Explain that

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"What about slobing on bob and eating the fur burger where we started

How about a few beers first, you know, just to relax and be sociable?"

Feck that I wand to remember how slobbery u get while bobbing

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"The Irish and English behave rally badly down there and drink to dangerous levels. Not all of them Ofcourse. I met.my wife in a back packer hostel down there

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oh come on please. So in your eyes English and irish are raging alcoholics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about slobing on bob and eating the fur burger where we started

How about a few beers first, you know, just to relax and be sociable?

Feck that I wand to remember how slobbery u get while bobbing "

Fancy a bite of my fur burger, mate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ya see, I, on the other hand, find the porn version of cock on mouth quite horny, but was never enjoying when being given one.

On the other hand, my pleasing the pussy and clit turns me on, yet watching in on the screen does nothing for me...

Explain that"

You're weird?

J/k

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is what happen with generalisations!! Been asked if i have a siesta, eat paella and wear a flamenco dress to work, i guess we all do it, like everywhere there are people who drink gallons and other who drink a few and others who won't!

About oral, i love it, giving it as long as it's clean and tidy, getting if the person knows how to do it, some treat a clit like a doorbell! And OP i met a good few men who were not keen on it, but if the chemistry is there and can fuck me for hours and good i would never complain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its just chit chat. Can always get back on topic. It seems that women not interested in giving their man oral are in the minority and far and few between. Was just wondering and I got my answer. Thanks to all who replied.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is what happen with generalisations!! Been asked if i have a siesta, eat paella and wear a flamenco dress to work, i guess we all do it, like everywhere there are people who drink gallons and other who drink a few and others who won't!

Surely everyone eats paella though? I mean it's just so damn tasty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh come on please. So in your eyes English and irish are raging alcoholics."

Errrm... Hello? World renowned and all that...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh it is king, but we spanish eat other stuff too

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

oh come on please. So in your eyes English and irish are raging alcoholics.

Errrm... Hello? World renowned and all that... "
error hello proven fact is it really!!!!

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By *randub69Man over a year ago

city

Surely everyone eats paella though? I mean it's just so damn tasty

so is a furry burger

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"What about slobing on bob and eating the fur burger where we started

How about a few beers first, you know, just to relax and be sociable?

Feck that I wand to remember how slobbery u get while bobbing

Fancy a bite of my fur burger, mate?"

Not if there is cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dislike anything furry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck I've never tried licking a doorbell

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Irish and English behave rally badly down there and drink to dangerous levels. Not all of them Ofcourse. I met.my wife in a back packer hostel down there

oh come on please. So in your eyes English and irish are raging alcoholics."

A lot of them are when they are down there belive it or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surely everyone eats paella though? I mean it's just so damn tasty

Just hold off on the squid ink.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh it is king, but we spanish eat other stuff too

I know ye have tapas the single greatest idea ever, Spanish food is amazing as a kid I used to spend loads of time with my Spanish neighbour eating anything she cooked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about slobing on bob and eating the fur burger where we started

How about a few beers first, you know, just to relax and be sociable?

Feck that I wand to remember how slobbery u get while bobbing

Fancy a bite of my fur burger, mate?

Not if there is cheese

Its practically vegan!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're weird?

J/k"

That is a well established fact. Tell me something I don't know

As far as pleasing the pussy, sure, coffee meet first

As regarding the hairy burger or whatever you are offering,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh come on please. So in your eyes English and irish are raging alcoholics.

Errrm... Hello? World renowned and all that... error hello proven fact is it really!!!!"

Never watched those Sky One shows, bits on ibiza

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Oh it is king, but we spanish eat other stuff too

I know ye have tapas the single greatest idea ever, Spanish food is amazing as a kid I used to spend loads of time with my Spanish neighbour eating anything she cooked"

Even the burger

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By *randub69Man over a year ago

city

oh come on please. So in your eyes English and irish are raging alcoholics.

Errrm... Hello? World renowned and all that... error hello proven fact is it really!!!!"

ah come on letsbe.. remember all them times we got pissed...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh it is king, but we spanish eat other stuff too

I know ye have tapas the single greatest idea ever, Spanish food is amazing as a kid I used to spend loads of time with my Spanish neighbour eating anything she cooked

Even the burger

Nothing furry and no cj I never tried it on with my friends mom

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"What about slobing on bob and eating the fur burger where we started

How about a few beers first, you know, just to relax and be sociable?

Feck that I wand to remember how slobbery u get while bobbing

Fancy a bite of my fur burger, mate?

Not if there is cheese

Its practically vegan!"

Vegan feck I like my beef between buns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh come on please. So in your eyes English and irish are raging alcoholics.

Errrm... Hello? World renowned and all that... error hello proven fact is it really!!!!

ah come on letsbe.. remember all them times we got pissed..."

We can't remember them, that's how we're so good at denial

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about slobing on bob and eating the fur burger where we started

How about a few beers first, you know, just to relax and be sociable?

Feck that I wand to remember how slobbery u get while bobbing

Fancy a bite of my fur burger, mate?

Not if there is cheese

Its practically vegan!

Vegan feck I like my beef between buns

No beef curtains here

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Guys!!!! Burgers will never be the same again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys!!!! Burgers will never be the same again

Well normally if a burger is furry I'd throw it out

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By *s louWoman over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Don't think I've met a women who doesn't like oral but i guess they are out there."

did you not say that you'd met a few who don't like it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys!!!! Burgers will never be the same again

There's some very inventive peeps out there. Google "pussy burger" & look at the images...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really don't want to look Candy..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is oral not spoken rather than written?

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Guys!!!! Burgers will never be the same again

There's some very inventive peeps out there. Google "pussy burger" & look at the images... "

No thanks I enjoy going south for a nibble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really don't want to look Candy..... Lol"
they are actually quite good. No horror. Even sprinkled sesame seeds!

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Is oral not spoken rather than written?

I could humm if u like

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Decided to get out of bed and off my poxy fone as it was diving me nuts trying to type on it. Some of you may be able read what I type now on mighty work station. Yes I have met 2 women who didn't do oral on a guy as a rule. No my cup of tea but if that what they want then none of my bizzo

How about I change fur burger to gash or flange instead? lmao

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Decided to get out of bed and off my poxy fone as it was diving me nuts trying to type on it. Some of you may be able read what I type now on mighty work station. Yes I have met 2 women who didn't do oral on a guy as a rule. No my cup of tea but if that what they want then none of my bizzo

How about I change fur burger to gash or flange instead? lmao"

Stop digging ffs

But thank u for cheering up my morning run

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is oral not spoken rather than written?

indeed you are right, a very interesting oral discipline, must be practiced with both the tip and the breadth of the tounge, and elocuted with lips in a most precise fashion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about I change fur burger to gash or flange instead? lmao"

Flange is a plumbing term

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

How about I change fur burger to gash or flange instead? lmao"
sorry babe with your comments like that you wonder why you have not got a meet yet.

Maybe I'm wrong and you will get many yellow messages in your inbox. But you refer to my lady bits as you have previously quoted. I would tell you go to McDonald's and get a big mac ti feast your chops around that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well women must have childish names for man bits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe I'm wrong and you will get many yellow messages in your inbox. But you refer to my lady bits as you have previously quoted. I would tell you go to McDonald's and get a big mac ti feast your chops around that.

Ah cmon where is the fun in that!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"Well women must have childish names for man bits?"
yeah we do dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is oral not spoken rather than written?

I could humm if u like"

No humming Cj, your much too good at giving oral to toes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well women must have childish names for man bits? yeah we do dick

Hahaha! Or wab? Lanyard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is oral not spoken rather than written?

indeed you are right, a very interesting oral discipline, must be practiced with both the tip and the breadth of the tounge, and elocuted with lips in a most precise fashion."

Very few men practise discipline in relation to oral....some guys even call it 'flick the bean'....yukk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is giving me a headache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is oral not spoken rather than written?

indeed you are right, a very interesting oral discipline, must be practiced with both the tip and the breadth of the tounge, and elocuted with lips in a most precise fashion.

Very few men practise discipline in relation to oral....some guys even call it 'flick the bean'....yukk

Well in all fairness I do consider it a playful thing myself. Of course you need to know how to stroke, flick and caress, but putting it all together is the art, no?

Nothing sweeter then watching those abs and pubic muscles contract, relax, and shocks ripple through the body at the center of the attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

flick the bean lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think prefer play with the pink lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is giving me a headache "

If its the lady with the problem, I know just the solution to the problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

From google:

? Womb broom

? Mutton dagger

? Snot rocket

? Yogurt slinger

? Meat scepter

? Weapon of ass destruction

? Wedding wrecker

? Clam hammer

? Spam javelini can fap to this

? Taco warmer

? Tuna torpedo

? Meat popsicle

? Mr. Sniffles

? Muff marauder

I knew they were out there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just killed the thread I am afraid, you have

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

on a second look that blog appear to be written by a man, so I guess those don't count. Maybe girls don't have slang names for man bits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is oral not spoken rather than written?

indeed you are right, a very interesting oral discipline, must be practiced with both the tip and the breadth of the tounge, and elocuted with lips in a most precise fashion.

Very few men practise discipline in relation to oral....some guys even call it 'flick the bean'....yukk

Well in all fairness I do consider it a playful thing myself. Of course you need to know how to stroke, flick and caress, but putting it all together is the art, no?

Nothing sweeter then watching those abs and pubic muscles contract, relax, and shocks ripple through the body at the center of the attention

Can't remember the last time I had abs let alone watched them contract but I can remember the last time I physically removed a bean flicker from between my legs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yep it appears so. Hate it when that happens. Time to bail out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You also cant by alcohol at garages and convenience stores in oz. Who is in denial then."

That's crap. I remember going to a drive thru off licence in Perth. I popped the boot and a guy dropped a case of carlton cold in before coming to the side window to collect the cash.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is oral not spoken rather than written?

indeed you are right, a very interesting oral discipline, must be practiced with both the tip and the breadth of the tounge, and elocuted with lips in a most precise fashion.

Very few men practise discipline in relation to oral....some guys even call it 'flick the bean'....yukk

Well in all fairness I do consider it a playful thing myself. Of course you need to know how to stroke, flick and caress, but putting it all together is the art, no?

Nothing sweeter then watching those abs and pubic muscles contract, relax, and shocks ripple through the body at the center of the attention

Can't remember the last time I had abs let alone watched them contract but I can remember the last time I physically removed a bean flicker from between my legs!

ah, the abs are always there, the trick is to watch for their signals

but yes, one has to be very careful when "communicating" and tease the conversation out, I believe

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By *oughandCurvyCouple over a year ago

galway

Okay so firstly maybe she just didn't like your "meat stick" I for one love giving oral but that doesn't mean I've never said no so maybe it's as simple as she didn't like the look of your one.

Secondly I applaud this ex of yours for sticking to her guns and not giving in to peer pressure !!

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Is oral not spoken rather than written?

indeed you are right, a very interesting oral discipline, must be practiced with both the tip and the breadth of the tounge, and elocuted with lips in a most precise fashion.

Very few men practise discipline in relation to oral....some guys even call it 'flick the bean'....yukk

Well in all fairness I do consider it a playful thing myself. Of course you need to know how to stroke, flick and caress, but putting it all together is the art, no?

Nothing sweeter then watching those abs and pubic muscles contract, relax, and shocks ripple through the body at the center of the attention

Awe jayus I almost wish I had a bean now

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Is oral not spoken rather than written?

I could humm if u like

No humming Cj, your much too good at giving oral to toes

Awe the art of dancing a wet tongue between a well peticured toe is a delight I seldome get to enjoy

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By *oughandCurvyCouple over a year ago

galway

"From google:

? Womb broom

? Mutton dagger

? Snot rocket

? Yogurt slinger

? Meat scepter

? Weapon of ass destruction

? Wedding wrecker

? Clam hammer

? Spam javelini can fap to this

? Taco warmer

? Tuna torpedo

? Meat popsicle

? Mr. Sniffles

? Muff marauder

I knew they were out there."

I just threw up in my mouth a little

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well said _oughandcurvy

after reading this thread it has put me off giving oral to one or 2 lads here lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well said _oughandcurvy

after reading this thread it has put me off giving oral to one or 2 lads here lol"

but not off receiving oral, I would hope?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is oral not spoken rather than written?

I could humm if u like

No humming Cj, your much too good at giving oral to toes

Awe the art of dancing a wet tongue between a well peticured toe is a delight I seldome get to enjoy

Mmmmmm forget the bean flicking and keep on toe licking

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Is oral not spoken rather than written?

I could humm if u like

No humming Cj, your much too good at giving oral to toes

Awe the art of dancing a wet tongue between a well peticured toe is a delight I seldome get to enjoy

Mmmmmm forget the bean flicking and keep on toe licking

That's like having jelly and custard without the custard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely not receiving and mr rough will get my bj's anytime he wants to

and of course you'll get my lick outs too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe your cock was too small to waste her time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe your cock was too small to waste her time? "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I reckon that I had a cock in my mouth last night....

The chipper is cutting corners with the feckin snack boxes...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe your cock was too small to waste her time? "

jesus, straight for the groins!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know the OPs penis but I just know I'd be turned off giving oral if it was a small one.

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Fin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You also cant by alcohol at garages and convenience stores in oz. Who is in denial then.

That's crap. I remember going to a drive thru off licence in Perth. I popped the boot and a guy dropped a case of carlton cold in before coming to the side window to collect the cash. "

Dive-thrus are only at pubs man. There are no off licenses really, although some larger supermarkets will have a separate off license type building or bottle shop as they call them down there outside or adjacent to their supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread has taken some nose dive. To women not giving oral to the level of alcohol consumed.

Agree

Topic went from food to drink

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