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Lion vs a womans revenge
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Lion here as always throwing topics at you all
today's topic is a womans revenge yes thats right even the lion gets in trouble...
see The Lion lets say accidentally woke up a woman at approx 5:13 am one morning and well she wasn't too happy to see the lion awakening her at that time..
in his defense he thought it were much later and wondered would she like tea but she wasnt having any of it..
and swore revenge on The Lion...
so what The Lion needs help with is when a woman swears revenge on a man wait no on a Lion what does that mean?
surely no physical revenge Lion is far to strong...mind games perhaps?
Lion really needs a females advice on the matter
thank you for your time
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Guys will break your stuff. Girls will ruin your life" - Louis CK.
Or draw makeup on you with sharpies while you sleep "
Or shave off one eyebrow? Or write rude words on you in sun tan lotion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Guys will break your stuff. Girls will ruin your life" - Louis CK.
Or draw makeup on you with sharpies while you sleep
Or shave off one eyebrow? Or write rude words on you in sun tan lotion?"
Or steal all your clothes so you have to walk home naked |
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""Guys will break your stuff. Girls will ruin your life" - Louis CK.
Or draw makeup on you with sharpies while you sleep
Or shave off one eyebrow? Or write rude words on you in sun tan lotion?"
Rubber bands round testes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Guys will break your stuff. Girls will ruin your life" - Louis CK.
Or draw makeup on you with sharpies while you sleep
Or shave off one eyebrow? Or write rude words on you in sun tan lotion?
Rubber bands round testes?"
She nods off and awakes with a bullock. And not Sandra. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lion is taking note of all these revenge tips
he shall sleep in a suit of armor and helmet "
Just get a friend to ring her and tell her you died. Don't wake the next one up until 9 @ the earliest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In all honesty though Lion, if she gets upset at you for trying to do a nice thing(she's a bunny boiler) then maybe don't let her stay for the next pyjama party. My guess is she meant it humorously in a reaffirming kinda way so that you know there's a next time whether you like it or not.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get her a new kitten"
you know something..
between you and the lion..
shes reading this now...
so lion is sorry please no revenge no vendetta
give a lion a second chance
lion doesnt want his body parts shaved or colored with markers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sleep is precious. "
This!!! And if you have to wake her do it in a "naughty but nice" way. She won't swear revenge then and you won't wake up with horrible things done to your junk or body  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sleep is precious.
This!!! And if you have to wake her do it in a "naughty but nice" way. She won't swear revenge then and you won't wake up with horrible things done to your junk or body "
And then after its probably not a good idea to say you did it as an experiment to see what would happen as you were warned about morning grumpiness... Making tea my ass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sleep is precious.
This!!! And if you have to wake her do it in a "naughty but nice" way. She won't swear revenge then and you won't wake up with horrible things done to your junk or body
And then after its probably not a good idea to say you did it as an experiment to see what would happen as you were warned about morning grumpiness... Making tea my ass"
making green tea yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about an excuse old fashion style? Bunch of flowers, chocolate and lion goes in his knees begging for forgiveness....  "
hey u reckon that will get lion out of trouble? |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"What about an excuse old fashion style? Bunch of flowers, chocolate and lion goes in his knees begging for forgiveness....
hey u reckon that will get lion out of trouble?"
Well I don't know her, lion has to judge that a bit himself, bit vanilla, but if lion likes her and wants to meet her again, it's worth trying.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What about an excuse old fashion style? Bunch of flowers, chocolate and lion goes in his knees begging for forgiveness....
hey u reckon that will get lion out of trouble?
Well I don't know her, lion has to judge that a bit himself, bit vanilla, but if lion likes her and wants to meet her again, it's worth trying...."
oh ya your damn right lion likes her
lions lioness
he just tends to get little bit over excited at times especially in the beautiful poetic mornings
thats when his muscles wake up
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"What about an excuse old fashion style? Bunch of flowers, chocolate and lion goes in his knees begging for forgiveness....
hey u reckon that will get lion out of trouble?
Well I don't know her, lion has to judge that a bit himself, bit vanilla, but if lion likes her and wants to meet her again, it's worth trying....
oh ya your damn right lion likes her
lions lioness
he just tends to get little bit over excited at times especially in the beautiful poetic mornings
thats when his muscles wake up
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Give it a bash and put some of lions personal touch to it... |
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