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"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off! "Definitely no no  | |||
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"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles)" Yeah loads of those | |||
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"Guy turns up in tracky bottoms - hoody and trainers doesn't make an effort "Has that actually happened...? Please, please say it wasn't a matching hoodie and track bottoms  | |||
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"Guy turns up in tracky bottoms - hoody and trainers doesn't make an effort
Has that actually happened...? Please, please say it wasn't a matching hoodie and track bottoms "Yep but all different colours (tacky)  | |||
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"And the trackies weren't tucked in the socks" Cause that makes everything ok  | |||
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"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles)" exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs "I like a coffee 1st | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
I like a coffee 1st "I prefer a cup of tae & a cream bun!!   | |||
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"Had a meet with a guy and the very same thing! I shit you not!! Tracksuit was filthy, dirty trainers too. I stood with my jaw hanging open, looking him up and down. "Tracky was clean scruffy trainers I thought the same like WTF | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
I like a coffee 1st
I prefer a cup of tae & a cream bun!! "I hate coffee lol prefer hot chocolate | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs "Whats wrong with coffee Fran? Or are ye more of a bang em and leave kinda guy? | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
I like a coffee 1st "Ain't nothing wrong with coffee/drink first!!! | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
I like a coffee 1st
Ain't nothing wrong with coffee/drink first!!!" | |||
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"A person that spends the entire time chatting to niall and barely a word to me then expects me to be willing to jump him. Yea,, I don't think so
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
I like a coffee 1st
I prefer a cup of tae & a cream bun!!
I hate coffee lol prefer hot chocolate "Hot chocolate is lovely with marsh mallows, you defo need an eclair with that!! yum!!! | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs "of course I don't mind anyone having something to drink.coffee tea beer water whatever u want at a meet... what I ment was meeting just for coffee.. ( as in coffee meets) | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
Whats wrong with coffee Fran? Or are ye more of a bang em and leave kinda guy? "no .....I usually hang around until I am kicked out | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
I like a coffee 1st
I prefer a cup of tae & a cream bun!!
I hate coffee lol prefer hot chocolate
Hot chocolate is lovely with marsh mallows, you defo need an eclair with that!! yum!!! "A long finger bun covered in sugar an filled with cream mmmmm | |||
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"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles) exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight "I never see the point in guys lying about their height, it's the only thing you'll never get away with | |||
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"A willy "lmao That's taking 'surprise surprise' to a whole new level!! | |||
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"D*unkenness, bad hygiene." deffo | |||
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"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off! "You have met a guy wearing white shoes? | |||
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"Guys thinking if carlsberg done humans their it wtf!! and no time to chat just want to get a room annoys me!" | |||
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"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!
You have met a guy wearing white shoes? "It can be done, but it takes a certain man...Kaiser could probably rock them. | |||
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"Someone not making a effort if I have gone to the effort than I suggest you do too " | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
of course I don't mind anyone having something to drink.coffee tea beer water whatever u want at a meet...
what I ment was meeting just for coffee.. ( as in coffee meets)"Coffee meets are a good way of ing out undesirables | |||
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"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!
You have met a guy wearing white shoes? "No but I've seen guys wearing white shoes and it's horrible, very cheap! | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
of course I don't mind anyone having something to drink.coffee tea beer water whatever u want at a meet...
what I ment was meeting just for coffee.. ( as in coffee meets)
Coffee meets are a good way of ing out undesirables "Indeed! If I'm not sure about them I'll meet them for just coffee! | |||
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actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em .... | |||
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"D*unkenness, bad hygiene." This never turned up for a meet d*unk or had more than a few drinks on a meet.
Hygiene is a no brainier!! | |||
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"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!
You have met a guy wearing white shoes?
No but I've seen guys wearing white shoes and it's horrible, very cheap! "white shoes for a man Do they exist? | |||
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"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em .... " this !! | |||
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"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!
You have met a guy wearing white shoes?
No but I've seen guys wearing white shoes and it's horrible, very cheap! white shoes for a man Do they exist?"It's the rich guys or the ones who want to look rich that wear them....... it doesn't make them rich at all, instead very cheap.... | |||
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"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em .... "I'm laughing but nodding in agreement too. It's been a long time since that happened, I upped my vetting procedures after the last one. | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
of course I don't mind anyone having something to drink.coffee tea beer water whatever u want at a meet...
what I ment was meeting just for coffee.. ( as in coffee meets)
Coffee meets are a good way of ing out undesirables
Indeed! If I'm not sure about them I'll meet them for just coffee! "Plus if it goes well, the promise of more to come  | |||
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"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em ....
this !!"Yes!!! This!!!! Reckon they can go for hours but ten mins later, done!! | |||
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"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em ....
this !!
Yes!!! This!!!! Reckon they can go for hours but ten mins later, done!!" | |||
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Have to say tho I like the person to put a effort into their appearance so many people turn up looking a proper state! | |||
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"Nodding and agreeing with most of ye
Have to say tho I like the person to put a effort into their appearance so many people turn up looking a proper state! " | |||
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"She has to have a pluse or at least be warm otherwise I just Wouldn't "I did have a pulse but it stopped with shock lol | |||
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"I'd get over how someone is dressed to an extent unless they were filthy, I've worn runners to nearly every meet we've been on (including socials and parties) I would however be turned off by b.o or dirty long finger nails yuck!" Ah but you're not painting the full picture. They're not runners they're cons and they complete the whole alt-girl style you have. And damn well you look too. | |||
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"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off! "So you wouldnt have given Wacko Jacko an aul go? | |||
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"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!
So you wouldnt have given Wacko Jacko an aul go? "Doesn't matter if you're black or white | |||
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"I'd get over how someone is dressed to an extent unless they were filthy, I've worn runners to nearly every meet we've been on (including socials and parties) I would however be turned off by b.o or dirty long finger nails yuck! Ah but you're not painting the full picture. They're not runners they're cons and they complete the whole alt-girl style you have. And damn well you look too. " Converse aren't runners!! | |||
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"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!
So you wouldnt have given Wacko Jacko an aul go?
Doesn't matter if you're black or white "No Lae, just beat it | |||
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"I'd get over how someone is dressed to an extent unless they were filthy, I've worn runners to nearly every meet we've been on (including socials and parties) I would however be turned off by b.o or dirty long finger nails yuck! Ah but you're not painting the full picture. They're not runners they're cons and they complete the whole alt-girl style you have. And damn well you look too. " JM speaks the truth, Cons ain't runners. | |||
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"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles) exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight "I'm 5ft5..... does that mean if i meet you i'll end up being 3ft9? ha | |||
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"Bad breath, BO, lack of intimate personal hygiene and slobbering when kissing... First one is the worst "God yeah!!! I so agree | |||
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"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!
So you wouldnt have given Wacko Jacko an aul go?
Doesn't matter if you're black or white
No Lae, just beat it "You are not alone In that thought | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
I like a coffee 1st "thought you liked hot chocolate..... not the group btw | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
I like a coffee 1st
I prefer a cup of tae & a cream bun!! "Uncle Hugo's the man for you!! | |||
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"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em .... "90 seconds??? Fuck... thats slow | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
I like a coffee 1st thought you liked hot chocolate..... not the group btw "lol | |||
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"She has to have a pluse or at least be warm otherwise I just Wouldn't
I did have a pulse but it stopped with shock lol"Feck u were still warm I would have | |||
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"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em ....
90 seconds??? Fuck... thats slow "Hahahaha | |||
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"Bad breath, BO, lack of intimate personal hygiene and slobbering when kissing... First one is the worst " | |||
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"She has to have a pluse or at least be warm otherwise I just Wouldn't
I did have a pulse but it stopped with shock lol
Feck u were still warm I would have "  | |||
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"Having the personality of a plank !!! "Totally agree | |||
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"Someone who is boring!! Or has happened to me, only released from mental institution the week b4 and told not to drink but proceeds to drink 2 bottles of wine!! Forest ran quickly!!!" lol | |||
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"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em .... "Luv this and so true | |||
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"the big red button on a remote thats a turn off for me" Haha trust you | |||
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"Guy turns up in tracky bottoms - hoody and trainers doesn't make an effort " | |||
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"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles) exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight
I never see the point in guys lying about their height, it's the only thing you'll never get away with "I might as well stop lying about my shoe size so. | |||
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"A person that spends the entire time chatting to niall and barely a word to me then expects me to be willing to jump him. Yea,, I don't think so
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"I'd get over how someone is dressed to an extent unless they were filthy, I've worn runners to nearly every meet we've been on (including socials and parties) I would however be turned off by b.o or dirty long finger nails yuck! Ah but you're not painting the full picture. They're not runners they're cons and they complete the whole alt-girl style you have. And damn well you look too. JM speaks the truth, Cons ain't runners." Yeah I suppose your right | |||
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"Bad breath, BO, lack of intimate personal hygiene and slobbering when kissing... First one is the worst " | |||
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"I'd get over how someone is dressed to an extent unless they were filthy, I've worn runners to nearly every meet we've been on (including socials and parties) I would however be turned off by b.o or dirty long finger nails yuck! Ah but you're not painting the full picture. They're not runners they're cons and they complete the whole alt-girl style you have. And damn well you look too. Converse aren't runners!!" Vans aint runners either. | |||
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"Myself and a F met with a couple a year or two ago. They just kept talking to themselves and about themselves. We could barely get a word in and when we did it was belittled and scoffed at. They obviously thought they were the bees knees of fab. So I'd say arrogance and ignorance from my experience are worst. " I'd have been out of there | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat "What??? Seriously??? | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat
What??? Seriously??? "I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat
What??? Seriously???
I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha "Talk about a classy guy!! | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat
What??? Seriously???
I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha "I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ? | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat
What??? Seriously???
I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ? "ha! yeah! he did! Class! I'm not looking for sympathy and the likes btw. Laugh about it, because it's not worth anything else | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat
What??? Seriously???
I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ? "What a tosser,, id have said yes come back for your blowjob and my size 6 would have lost its way up his fooking ass!!! The cheek of him!!! | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat
What??? Seriously???
I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha "you should have said yes and have taken a bite out of the worm, iv heard it all now, | |||
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"Now guys we all know what d ladies have to put up with it's disgracefull what kind of animals r on here letting us good gents down giving us a bad name . " don't be silly now. | |||
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"Myself and a F met with a couple a year or two ago. They just kept talking to themselves and about themselves. We could barely get a word in and when we did it was belittled and scoffed at. They obviously thought they were the bees knees of fab. So I'd say arrogance and ignorance from my experience are worst. I'd have been out of there " Yes we told them that nothing was going to happen and left. I wouldn't have got it up with a trailer load of viagra | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat
What??? Seriously???
I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ?
What a tosser,, id have said yes come back for your blowjob and my size 6 would have lost its way up his fooking ass!!! The cheek of him!!! " cause I know u would lol | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat
What??? Seriously???
I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ?
What a tosser,, id have said yes come back for your blowjob and my size 6 would have lost its way up his fooking ass!!! The cheek of him!!! " | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat
What??? Seriously???
I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ?
What a tosser,, id have said yes come back for your blowjob and my size 6 would have lost its way up his fooking ass!!! The cheek of him!!!
cause I know u would lol"Too right!!! His bowel would have been stuck to my heel | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat
What??? Seriously???
I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ?
What a tosser,, id have said yes come back for your blowjob and my size 6 would have lost its way up his fooking ass!!! The cheek of him!!!
cause I know u would lol
Too right!!! His bowel would have been stuck to my heel "I need some one with size 6 boot lol | |||
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"When he forgets to take off the wedding ring after claiming to be single.. or the wifey is ringing and he has to take the call!!! "Hahahahaha classic | |||
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"When he forgets to take off the wedding ring after claiming to be single.. or the wifey is ringing and he has to take the call!!! " | |||
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"True story.. i kid you not... in my early days of being on FAB a few years ago i got talking to a girl from Ballymena One thing led to another and a meet was arranged so me, being me titivated myself with the 3 hour shower, shaving of all the nessecary areas, best bib and tucker ironed and off to the meet.. Finding her house was quite easy but on approach to the door something wasnt quite right...all the curtains were closed and the garden was like Eastwoods scrapyard Anyway, i wrapped at the door and from inside i heard a familiar voice shout "come on in". I still get shivers up my back thinking about this because the house was like a pig sty with dirty clithes on the floor and full ashtrays all ovee the living room and right in the corner sat on a cigarette burnt settee was a size 24 unwashed minger with a mustache like Tom Selleck in only knickers and a bra that were supposed to be white but had turned grey having been washed that many times with the big black leggins.. Thats when i said "hiya, i'm taking up metalwork"... "what do you mean" she replied...... so i made a fucking bolt for the door!!!! " Pmsllllll | |||
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"True story.. i kid you not... in my early days of being on FAB a few years ago i got talking to a girl from Ballymena One thing led to another and a meet was arranged so me, being me titivated myself with the 3 hour shower, shaving of all the nessecary areas, best bib and tucker ironed and off to the meet.. Finding her house was quite easy but on approach to the door something wasnt quite right...all the curtains were closed and the garden was like Eastwoods scrapyard Anyway, i wrapped at the door and from inside i heard a familiar voice shout "come on in". I still get shivers up my back thinking about this because the house was like a pig sty with dirty clithes on the floor and full ashtrays all ovee the living room and right in the corner sat on a cigarette burnt settee was a size 24 unwashed minger with a mustache like Tom Selleck in only knickers and a bra that were supposed to be white but had turned grey having been washed that many times with the big black leggins.. Thats when i said "hiya, i'm taking up metalwork"... "what do you mean" she replied...... so i made a fucking bolt for the door!!!! " Christ | |||
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"Tell you when I have a bad meet, I'm a bit picky, only top shelf for me x" I can't reach the top shelf its too dam high lol | |||
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"Tell you when I have a bad meet, I'm a bit picky, only top shelf for me x" xxx rated? | |||
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"She has to have a pluse or at least be warm otherwise I just Wouldn't "hope for me yet then cj | |||
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"Now guys we all know what d ladies have to put up with it's disgracefull what kind of animals r on here letting us good gents down giving us a bad name . don't be silly now. " I'd like to apologise for the disgraceful carry on by other men on this site. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 10/07/15 00:16:22]" Cheeky mare always room for u xxx | |||
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"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles) exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight "Did you ask him to "walk tall" lol | |||
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"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles) exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight
Did you ask him to "walk tall" lol "No I tried to humour my disappointment by asking, where's the rest of ya did ya put yourself on a boil wash? | |||
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"Racism or Sectarianism. Sadly pretty wide spread in Ireland. " Very true, and the Northern eejits prone to peddling tall tales | |||
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"When he forgets to take off the wedding ring after claiming to be single.. or the wifey is ringing and he has to take the call!!! "I don't suppose it's possible the call was from a priest confirming the time of the wedding and he had put the ring on so you could see how he'd look after you married him? | |||
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"Now guys we all know what d ladies have to put up with it's disgracefull what kind of animals r on here letting us good gents down giving us a bad name . don't be silly now. I'd like to apologise for the disgraceful carry on by other men on this site." No point in apologizing, its their fault for not being picky | |||
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"True story.. i kid you not... in my early days of being on FAB a few years ago i got talking to a girl from Ballymena One thing led to another and a meet was arranged so me, being me titivated myself with the 3 hour shower, shaving of all the nessecary areas, best bib and tucker ironed and off to the meet.. Finding her house was quite easy but on approach to the door something wasnt quite right...all the curtains were closed and the garden was like Eastwoods scrapyard Anyway, i wrapped at the door and from inside i heard a familiar voice shout "come on in". I still get shivers up my back thinking about this because the house was like a pig sty with dirty clithes on the floor and full ashtrays all ovee the living room and right in the corner sat on a cigarette burnt settee was a size 24 unwashed minger with a mustache like Tom Selleck in only knickers and a bra that were supposed to be white but had turned grey having been washed that many times with the big black leggins.. Thats when i said "hiya, i'm taking up metalwork"... "what do you mean" she replied...... so i made a fucking bolt for the door!!!! " Lmfao but needed sum humour tnks ...great story !! McDonalds meet for u next time eh!! | |||
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"being dumped at the pub for being too fat "did he not even let u buy him a drink first | |||
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"True story.. i kid you not... in my early days of being on FAB a few years ago i got talking to a girl from Ballymena One thing led to another and a meet was arranged so me, being me titivated myself with the 3 hour shower, shaving of all the nessecary areas, best bib and tucker ironed and off to the meet.. Finding her house was quite easy but on approach to the door something wasnt quite right...all the curtains were closed and the garden was like Eastwoods scrapyard Anyway, i wrapped at the door and from inside i heard a familiar voice shout "come on in". I still get shivers up my back thinking about this because the house was like a pig sty with dirty clithes on the floor and full ashtrays all ovee the living room and right in the corner sat on a cigarette burnt settee was a size 24 unwashed minger with a mustache like Tom Selleck in only knickers and a bra that were supposed to be white but had turned grey having been washed that many times with the big black leggins.. Thats when i said "hiya, i'm taking up metalwork"... "what do you mean" she replied...... so i made a fucking bolt for the door!!!! " Wasn't me honest | |||
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"Now guys we all know what d ladies have to put up with it's disgracefull what kind of animals r on here letting us good gents down giving us a bad name . don't be silly now. I'd like to apologise for the disgraceful carry on by other men on this site. No point in apologizing, its their fault for not being picky " oh thanks for your support you're too kind. | |||
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Bad breath, no teeth, pushy, | |||
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"Biggest turn off a woman who leaves her socks on "Socks, no. Stockings, hell baby yea!!! | |||
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"Men who think they're God's gift.........
Bad breath, no teeth, pushy, "Gods gift of what though lol | |||
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"Biggest turn off a woman who leaves her socks on "What about her tights? | |||
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"Biggest turn off a woman who leaves her socks on
What about her tights? "Tights are amazing to rip the shreds out of | |||
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"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs
of course I don't mind anyone having something to drink.coffee tea beer water whatever u want at a meet...
what I ment was meeting just for coffee.. ( as in coffee meets)
Coffee meets are a good way of ing out undesirables "Yep - will give you or a feel if there's any connection or not. Also out possible messers. If they won't meet for a coffee they r not going to turn up on the night. | |||
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