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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was having a great 69 one time.... Juices flowing as I licked away..... Her hips bucking in pleasure....
Then it happened....
She let one rip......
Thankfully I didn't suffocate but I can't stand cheese and onion since....
Your stories please...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pretty little sex pot puked on my cock while trying to deep throat me ..
Oooooooh nooooooo!   "
Can't believe I shared this , some things should be left alone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pretty little sex pot puked on my cock while trying to deep throat me ..
Oooooooh nooooooo!
Can't believe I shared this , some things should be left alone
Or forgotten!!  thats just ewwww "
Needless to say I hugged her goodbye
Heya Ali x |
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"A pretty little sex pot puked on my cock while trying to deep throat me ..
Oooooooh nooooooo!
Can't believe I shared this , some things should be left alone
Or forgotten!! thats just ewwww
Needless to say I hugged her goodbye
Heya Ali x"
Id run if anyone puked on me or because of me!! :* heya pal x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pretty little sex pot puked on my cock while trying to deep throat me ..
Oooooooh nooooooo!
Can't believe I shared this , some things should be left alone
Or forgotten!! thats just ewwww
Needless to say I hugged her goodbye
Heya Ali x
Id run if anyone puked on me or because of me!! :* heya pal x"
Because of you never |
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"A pretty little sex pot puked on my cock while trying to deep throat me ..
Oooooooh nooooooo!
Can't believe I shared this , some things should be left alone
Or forgotten!! thats just ewwww
Needless to say I hugged her goodbye
Heya Ali x
Id run if anyone puked on me or because of me!! :* heya pal x
Because of you never "
Hasnt happened so far thankfully Van! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pretty little sex pot puked on my cock while trying to deep throat me ..
The poor girl, ur cock must have tasted poxy "
She hasn't eaten Cheese & Onion since either! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id say we've all got our cocks vomitted on at least once if it hasnt happen to you it will at some point...."
It's just good practice to strain the lumps out with your teeth so they don't notice... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id say we've all got our cocks vomitted on at least once if it hasnt happen to you it will at some point....
It's just good practice to strain the lumps out with your teeth so they don't notice..."
My kinda girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer discovered a mouse in da house on an occasion many moons ago whilst goin down on a lady
Was it one of those 5p ones?"
Nope, approx €3 for a box of Supers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer discovered a mouse in da house on an occasion many moons ago whilst goin down on a lady
Wha????? im off to puke now!!  "
Imagine how yours truly felt when the little feckers tail landed on my nose |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kaizer discovered a mouse in da house on an occasion many moons ago whilst goin down on a lady
Was it one of those 5p ones?
Nope, approx €3 for a box of Supers "
Did the Kaiser go back up pretty quick? |
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"Kaizer discovered a mouse in da house on an occasion many moons ago whilst goin down on a lady
Wha????? im off to puke now!!
Imagine how yours truly felt when the little feckers tail landed on my nose "
a mouse a fecking mouse I would end of fainting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kaizer discovered a mouse in da house on an occasion many moons ago whilst goin down on a lady
Was it one of those 5p ones?
Nope, approx €3 for a box of Supers
Did the Kaiser go back up pretty quick?"
Kaizer gathered his belongings and exited the scene never to cast gaze upon such a creature... Again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer discovered a mouse in da house on an occasion many moons ago whilst goin down on a lady
Was it one of those 5p ones?
Nope, approx €3 for a box of Supers
Did the Kaiser go back up pretty quick?"
With breath like that how could he? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer discovered a mouse in da house on an occasion many moons ago whilst goin down on a lady
Wha????? im off to puke now!!
Imagine how yours truly felt when the little feckers tail landed on my nose a mouse a fecking mouse I would end of fainting "
This mouse was made of cotton btw |
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"Kaizer discovered a mouse in da house on an occasion many moons ago whilst goin down on a lady
Wha????? im off to puke now!!
Imagine how yours truly felt when the little feckers tail landed on my nose a mouse a fecking mouse I would end of fainting
This mouse was made of cotton btw "
Could have been worse if youd come up with a red ring around your face |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kaizer discovered a mouse in da house on an occasion many moons ago whilst goin down on a lady
Wha????? im off to puke now!!
Imagine how yours truly felt when the little feckers tail landed on my nose a mouse a fecking mouse I would end of fainting
This mouse was made of cotton btw "
Cheeky fecker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer discovered a mouse in da house on an occasion many moons ago whilst goin down on a lady
Wha????? im off to puke now!!
Imagine how yours truly felt when the little feckers tail landed on my nose a mouse a fecking mouse I would end of fainting
This mouse was made of cotton btw
Could have been worse if youd come up with a red ring around your face "
Beats the shoe polish around binoculars trick.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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met a fella whos pubes were longer than my hair .... and i have waist length hair !! when i complained he suggested i loan him my scrunchie ! I had a scissors in my handbag and i chopped the lot off , lucky i didnt chop his cock n all , fucking eejit , how he thought any woman would be ok with it ill never know ...his excuse ? he said no woman had ever complained about it before ( yep , never had a roide in his life ) didnt get one from me either , all the hair was just too much of a turn off so after i snipped enough to make a decent afro wig , i made my excuses and left . |
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"met a fella whos pubes were longer than my hair .... and i have waist length hair !! when i complained he suggested i loan him my scrunchie ! I had a scissors in my handbag and i chopped the lot off , lucky i didnt chop his cock n all , fucking eejit , how he thought any woman would be ok with it ill never know ...his excuse ? he said no woman had ever complained about it before ( yep , never had a roide in his life ) didnt get one from me either , all the hair was just too much of a turn off so after i snipped enough to make a decent afro wig , i made my excuses and left . "
that has made me laugh I bedded that that's hilarious.
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"met a fella whos pubes were longer than my hair .... and i have waist length hair !! when i complained he suggested i loan him my scrunchie ! I had a scissors in my handbag and i chopped the lot off , lucky i didnt chop his cock n all , fucking eejit , how he thought any woman would be ok with it ill never know ...his excuse ? he said no woman had ever complained about it before ( yep , never had a roide in his life ) didnt get one from me either , all the hair was just too much of a turn off so after i snipped enough to make a decent afro wig , i made my excuses and left . "
Awe u left him with a quiff |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i gotta write a book about this kinda shit , but too many people would recognise themselves ...ha ha "
Gna have to start answering these posts with.... someone i know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"met a fella whos pubes were longer than my hair .... and i have waist length hair !! when i complained he suggested i loan him my scrunchie ! I had a scissors in my handbag and i chopped the lot off , lucky i didnt chop his cock n all , fucking eejit , how he thought any woman would be ok with it ill never know ...his excuse ? he said no woman had ever complained about it before ( yep , never had a roide in his life ) didnt get one from me either , all the hair was just too much of a turn off so after i snipped enough to make a decent afro wig , i made my excuses and left . "
Laughing so hard I need oxygen |
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