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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pmsl, what does a girl need to partake hardy? I do know of one lady that I reckon would look rather resplendant in a milkmaids costume with her boobies spilling over the top. Id have to test her techniques myself I think. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Right!! Just to clear up any confusion here are the list of guidelines
1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.
2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.
3 can boil spuds real well.
4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom
5 must have a good cab and chassis
6 can talk for Ireland
7no wooden legs or glass eyes
8 own at least 2 acres of land
9 have sisters
10 and last but not least have a good set of udders
Good luck girls   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.
Check
2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.
Check, other childbearing parts are questionable
3 can boil spuds real well.
Smushy
4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom
Can be
5 must have a good cab and chassis
You like them both
6 can talk for Ireland
More than you so yes pass this too
7no wooden legs or glass eyes
Tick
8 own at least 2 acres of land
2.3 to be precise
9 have sisters
Yes
10 and last but not least have a good set of udders
You like mine too
Yay! What do I win
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"
1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.
Check
2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.
Check, other childbearing parts are questionable
3 can boil spuds real well.
Smushy
4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom
Can be
5 must have a good cab and chassis
You like them both
6 can talk for Ireland
More than you so yes pass this too
7no wooden legs or glass eyes
Tick
8 own at least 2 acres of land
2.3 to be precise
9 have sisters
Yes
10 and last but not least have a good set of udders
You like mine too
Yay! What do I win
"
lol a load a turf |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right!! Just to clear up any confusion here are the list of guidelines
1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.
2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.
3 can boil spuds real well.
4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom
5 must have a good cab and chassis
6 can talk for Ireland
7no wooden legs or glass eyes
8 own at least 2 acres of land
9 have sisters
10 and last but not least have a good set of udders
Good luck girls "
Must be clean shaven as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Right!! Just to clear up any confusion here are the list of guidelines
1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.
2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.
3 can boil spuds real well.
4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom
5 must have a good cab and chassis
6 can talk for Ireland
7no wooden legs or glass eyes
8 own at least 2 acres of land
9 have sisters
10 and last but not least have a good set of udders
Good luck girls
Must be clean shaven as well "
yep no clock springs aloud |
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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago
every wheat field around Midlands |
"
1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.
Check
2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.
Check, other childbearing parts are questionable
3 can boil spuds real well.
Smushy
4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom
Can be
5 must have a good cab and chassis
You like them both
6 can talk for Ireland
More than you so yes pass this too
7no wooden legs or glass eyes
Tick
8 own at least 2 acres of land
2.3 to be precise
9 have sisters
Yes
10 and last but not least have a good set of udders
You like mine too
Yay! What do I win
"
most defiently.you would be the winner with out any douth. |
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only the one sister am afraid lol darn it 
