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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"did u every watch those girls work...they work damn hard...i doubt they ever get a chance
Well I'm sure cj with his 2 and a half min would manage....  "
Hmmm is is it aerlingus or Ryan air uniform ull be wearing  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"did u every watch those girls work...they work damn hard...i doubt they ever get a chance
Well I'm sure cj with his 2 and a half min would manage....
Hmmm is is it aerlingus or Ryan air uniform ull be wearing "
I think the aerlingus one would suit me better  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"did u every watch those girls work...they work damn hard...i doubt they ever get a chance
Well I'm sure cj with his 2 and a half min would manage....
Hmmm is is it aerlingus or Ryan air uniform ull be wearing
I think the aerlingus one would suit me better "
Good Love a woman with her hair tied up in a bun uniform hat clipped on bent over an airline seat skirt around her hips giving the safety checks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A brother of mine did. He was going out with one and she got him cheap ass flights to New York. Once on the plane she upgraded him to business class. He shagged her in the jacks. They have plenty of time on the longer journeys.
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By (user no longer on site)
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A Glaswegian pilot and co-pilot are landing a plane at Glasgow airport.
They forget to switch thier loud speaker off and they are un-aware the crew can hear them.
The co-pilot say's to his pilot "what are you doing after we land?"
He says, first of all I'm going for a big massive shite and then I'm going to shag the arse off that wee stewardess haha"
She hears this and is fuming, she goes running frantically to the cock-pit to confront him, trips and falls.
The wee woman at the front row says "it's ok hen, take your time. He's going for a shite first"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Glaswegian pilot and co-pilot are landing a plane at Glasgow airport.
They forget to switch thier loud speaker off and they are un-aware the crew can hear them.
The co-pilot say's to his pilot "what are you doing after we land?"
He says, first of all I'm going for a big massive shite and then I'm going to shag the arse off that wee stewardess haha"
She hears this and is fuming, she goes running frantically to the cock-pit to confront him, trips and falls.
The wee woman at the front row says "it's ok hen, take your time. He's going for a shite first"
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Brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So two guys are about to take off on a long haul flight but one of them is extremely nervous about flying.
His mate turns to him and says 'If you're that nervous about crashing just get a shag off that raven haired stewardess and you'll survive'.
Pasty faced, the nervous guy asks why he'd survive a crash being balls deep in the black haired beauty..
'Sure doesn't the black box always survive a crash'...
I'll get me coat... |
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