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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So have any if you heard of the 11 year old girl who dumped her boyfriend joey by brutal yet hilarious text message. if you haven't here is the conversation:
Girl: we need to talk
Joey: ok
Girl: so I herd you went to the park with Natalie. Why would you cheat on me joey? I gave you 2 changes and actually believed you when you said you loved me but I guess not
Joey: I'm sorry I was just hanging wit her
Girl: whatever just don't talk to me in middle school. I didn't even love you
Joey: sounds good to me and we'll you were the one that brought me my Starbucks drink so you obviously love me a little.
Girl: screw you Joey
Girl: ding ding ding oh what was that oh yeah the elevator cause you are not on my level
I won't this fight
We are over forreAl this time
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Ouch the cruelty! Nearly feel bad for the boy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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11 going on 30.
What's an 11 year doing dating boys anyway.she should be enjoying her childhood whilst she still can,it doesn't last long,she has the rest of her life to be grown up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The elevator joke was a gud'un
she's not a girl to be messed about in the future
At her tender years she's outdone a few older ones I have seen  "
Hardcase already at 11? Glad im not young anymore.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"11 going on 30.
What's an 11 year doing dating boys anyway.she should be enjoying her childhood whilst she still can,it doesn't last long,she has the rest of her life to be grown up."
 agree but very funny I must remember to use the ding ding joke |
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"Something I learned today, I have better English than 11 year olds.
Also, the bunny boiler gene kicks in early, so does the asshat gene."
Agreed. I would have replied, "yeah you're not at my level of spelling"
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"Something I learned today, I have better English than 11 year olds.
Also, the bunny boiler gene kicks in early, so does the asshat gene.
Agreed. I would have replied, "yeah you're not at my level of spelling"
(Drops mic)"
I would have replied, "yeah elevator going up biatcccccccccccch"
then pimp walked into the elevator and pressed the up button (if there really was an elevator, i think it was a metaphor). |
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