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The Lion vs. Personal Trainers
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here is a topic that has been on The lions mind for a long time and its to do with so called " personal trainers"
lion has observed their methods for a long time and has kept his displeasure to himself
however enough is enough and lion is calling you so called trainers out..
you take peoples money on promising them changes and improvements with the exact same routine and making them spend countless euros on silly supplements...
not once has The Lion followed or listened to a trainer as he creates his own workouts and uses his mind to create obstacles ...Lion is out in the great outdoors running with schoolbag full of rocks pushing it to the limit...
so people of fab/ lions fans ..Lion urges you to keep your money use your imagination and train like lion old school free and always in the third person narration x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here is a topic that has been on The lions mind for a long time and its to do with so called " personal trainers"
lion has observed their methods for a long time and has kept his displeasure to himself
however enough is enough and lion is calling you so called trainers out..
you take peoples money on promising them changes and improvements with the exact same routine and making them spend countless euros on silly supplements...
not once has The Lion followed or listened to a trainer as he creates his own workouts and uses his mind to create obstacles ...Lion is out in the great outdoors running with schoolbag full of rocks pushing it to the limit...
so people of fab/ lions fans ..Lion urges you to keep your money use your imagination and train like lion old school free and always in the third person narration x"
People who cannot motivate themselves or are "obligers" work better when they feel accountable to others.
Horses for courses. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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lion follows the old school workout lifestyle
the outdoors wrestling logs or stones than in a gym in a closed environment
where the mind int allowed to explore
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"schoolbag u ask?
well its simple
Lion backs his old schoolbag with stones and runs up roads/hills
why?
because its different yet highly effective "
Hmmmm? Seems like a good way to do your back in tbh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"schoolbag u ask?
well its simple
Lion backs his old schoolbag with stones and runs up roads/hills
why?
because its different yet highly effective "
Some people like to show off by talking about their gym and their PTs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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tamper the weight in the bag to suit ones needs
the lion running up down the local running track with his bags of rocks
even gets the local d*unks motivated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you also encourage people to self medicate? Take out their own teeth? Cut their own hair? Or is it just PTs you have a gripe against. "
Agree with other things but hair..ya some people do them own haircuts.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like The Lion's thought process might do the stones in a Schoolbag or while running, if it helps get ya fitter quicker or lose weight quicker I'm all for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"tamper the weight in the bag to suit ones needs
the lion running up down the local running track with his bags of rocks
even gets the local d*unks motivated "
Why, Are you easier to hit with empties laden down with rocks? |
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"lion follows the old school workout lifestyle
the outdoors wrestling logs or stones than in a gym in a closed environment
where the mind int allowed to explore
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I'm now hearing the rocky training montage music |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you also encourage people to self medicate? Take out their own teeth? Cut their own hair? Or is it just PTs you have a gripe against. well I have tried 2 out of those"
Haha! I'll go for the first 2 |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"schoolbag u ask?
well its simple
Lion backs his old schoolbag with stones and runs up roads/hills
why?
because its different yet highly effective
Hmmmm? Seems like a good way to do your back in tbh."
Maybe he uses the one on wheels and pulls it along. Aren't they meant to be 'back friendly'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lions motivation....
its simple...
hes a lion training is simply mandatory
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Pssst! I don't think lions work out & you do know Mrs.Simba does most of the hunting in a pride right?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the color brings out lions eyes
plus he likes to wear it as he can pretend to be terminator "
Haha! "I'll be back".
You know I'm only joshing, you're one of a kind with bags of confidence. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lion could never ever be a P.T as he hates to stand on the sideline and watch on in a ridiculous polo shirt...
Lion trains in a different part of the jungle each day
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here is a topic that has been on The lions mind for a long time and its to do with so called " personal trainers"
lion has observed their methods for a long time and has kept his displeasure to himself
however enough is enough and lion is calling you so called trainers out..
you take peoples money on promising them changes and improvements with the exact same routine and making them spend countless euros on silly supplements...
not once has The Lion followed or listened to a trainer as he creates his own workouts and uses his mind to create obstacles ...Lion is out in the great outdoors running with schoolbag full of rocks pushing it to the limit...
so people of fab/ lions fans ..Lion urges you to keep your money use your imagination and train like lion old school free and always in the third person narration x"
I'd love to tone up a bit. What would the lion recommend or suggest?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Lion wants to know can we squat now??? 
I think you wore me out  
Dont tease the Lion
u Know how excited he gets
2 squats and I'm dying "
Dont worry The Lion will always catch u if you fall |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Lion wants to know can we squat now???
I think you wore me out
Dont tease the Lion
u Know how excited he gets
2 squats and I'm dying
Dont worry The Lion will always catch u if you fall "
He's going need to.. Coordination is not my strong suit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Lion wants to know can we squat now???
I think you wore me out
Dont tease the Lion
u Know how excited he gets
2 squats and I'm dying
Dont worry The Lion will always catch u if you fall
He's going need to.. Coordination is not my strong suit"
lion will show you the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Lion wants to know can we squat now???
I think you wore me out
Dont tease the Lion
u Know how excited he gets
2 squats and I'm dying
Dont worry The Lion will always catch u if you fall
He's going need to.. Coordination is not my strong suit
lion will show you the way "
Not falling for that trick again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Lion wants to know can we squat now???
I think you wore me out
Dont tease the Lion
u Know how excited he gets
2 squats and I'm dying
Dont worry The Lion will always catch u if you fall
He's going need to.. Coordination is not my strong suit
lion will show you the way
Not falling for that trick again "
The Lion no wait P would never trick you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Lion wants to know can we squat now???
I think you wore me out
Dont tease the Lion
u Know how excited he gets
2 squats and I'm dying
Dont worry The Lion will always catch u if you fall
He's going need to.. Coordination is not my strong suit
lion will show you the way
Not falling for that trick again
The Lion no wait P would never trick you "
Any chance he gets... Nuts he is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Lion wants to know can we squat now???
I think you wore me out
Dont tease the Lion
u Know how excited he gets
2 squats and I'm dying
Dont worry The Lion will always catch u if you fall
He's going need to.. Coordination is not my strong suit
lion will show you the way
Not falling for that trick again
The Lion no wait P would never trick you
Any chance he gets... Nuts he is"
Ya and The Lion will see you real soon for a "squat session" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Lion wants to know can we squat now???
I think you wore me out
Dont tease the Lion
u Know how excited he gets
2 squats and I'm dying
Dont worry The Lion will always catch u if you fall
He's going need to.. Coordination is not my strong suit
lion will show you the way
Not falling for that trick again
The Lion no wait P would never trick you
Any chance he gets... Nuts he is
Ya and The Lion will see you real soon for a "squat session""
I don't think I'm ever squatting in front of you again  |
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You make some good points, see far too many people paying a fortune and dont see any results. The trainers yak away to them between sets ffs, where's the intensity?!
Don't get me wrong, having someone train, motivate and encourage should work, the reality for many people seems to be very different |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here is a topic that has been on The lions mind for a long time and its to do with so called " personal trainers"
lion has observed their methods for a long time and has kept his displeasure to himself
however enough is enough and lion is calling you so called trainers out..
you take peoples money on promising them changes and improvements with the exact same routine and making them spend countless euros on silly supplements...
not once has The Lion followed or listened to a trainer as he creates his own workouts and uses his mind to create obstacles ...Lion is out in the great outdoors running with schoolbag full of rocks pushing it to the limit...
so people of fab/ lions fans ..Lion urges you to keep your money use your imagination and train like lion old school free and always in the third person narration x
I'd love to tone up a bit. What would the lion recommend or suggest? "
Tips from others would be greatly appreciated too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here is a topic that has been on The lions mind for a long time and its to do with so called " personal trainers"
lion has observed their methods for a long time and has kept his displeasure to himself
however enough is enough and lion is calling you so called trainers out..
you take peoples money on promising them changes and improvements with the exact same routine and making them spend countless euros on silly supplements...
not once has The Lion followed or listened to a trainer as he creates his own workouts and uses his mind to create obstacles ...Lion is out in the great outdoors running with schoolbag full of rocks pushing it to the limit...
so people of fab/ lions fans ..Lion urges you to keep your money use your imagination and train like lion old school free and always in the third person narration x
I'd love to tone up a bit. What would the lion recommend or suggest?
Tips from others would be greatly appreciated too "
Don't workout with The Lion.. He'll break you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You make some good points, see far too many people paying a fortune and dont see any results. The trainers yak away to them between sets ffs, where's the intensity?!
Don't get me wrong, having someone train, motivate and encourage should work, the reality for many people seems to be very different"
A trainer can only do so much, nobody is gonna see amazing results if they can't learn to put down their fork or at least put the right things on the fork. It's the eating right part that gets me in a muddle sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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fab needs a fab gym
and The lion to guide people on his methods and rituals of training
100 per cent organic and drama free
where one can wrestle with logs and stones and lift caravans without being judged or put into a category of society |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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"lion follows the old school workout lifestyle
the outdoors wrestling logs or stones than in a gym in a closed environment
where the mind int allowed to explore
I'm now hearing the rocky training montage music "
 at least I'm not alone!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here is a topic that has been on The lions mind for a long time and its to do with so called " personal trainers"
lion has observed their methods for a long time and has kept his displeasure to himself
however enough is enough and lion is calling you so called trainers out..
you take peoples money on promising them changes and improvements with the exact same routine and making them spend countless euros on silly supplements...
not once has The Lion followed or listened to a trainer as he creates his own workouts and uses his mind to create obstacles ...Lion is out in the great outdoors running with schoolbag full of rocks pushing it to the limit...
so people of fab/ lions fans ..Lion urges you to keep your money use your imagination and train like lion old school free and always in the third person narration x
I'd love to tone up a bit. What would the lion recommend or suggest?
Tips from others would be greatly appreciated too
Don't workout with The Lion.. He'll break you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a pt and I do things very differently,
The one thing that sets me apart is on the gym floor, I bitch slap people for referring to themselves in the third person. ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fab Gym sounds good,don't know about everyone speaking in third person though,that can be The Lions gimmick.Ill be the guy hanging and banging and taking my vitamins BROTHER! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm a pt and I do things very differently,
The one thing that sets me apart is on the gym floor, I bitch slap people for referring to themselves in the third person. ??"
bitch slap?
one would only break their hand bitch slapping a lion
a completely solid face |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"speaking in third person isnt just a gimmick fro The Lion
its part of his overall genetic formation "
Mark and his alter ego Sandra think Lion is bat shit crazy but is also the most entertaining person they have seen here in a while.
Mark is currently rooting is the hot press for his old school bag while Sandra gets rocks from the garden |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"speaking in third person isnt just a gimmick fro The Lion
its part of his overall genetic formation
Mark and his alter ego Sandra think Lion is bat shit crazy but is also the most entertaining person they have seen here in a while.
Mark is currently rooting is the hot press for his old school bag while Sandra gets rocks from the garden "
Best laugh iv had in a long time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"speaking in third person isnt just a gimmick fro The Lion
its part of his overall genetic formation
Mark and his alter ego Sandra think Lion is bat shit crazy but is also the most entertaining person they have seen here in a while.
Mark is currently rooting is the hot press for his old school bag while Sandra gets rocks from the garden "
The Lion would like to take this time to thank you for your supportive and kind words ...
You have also embraced the narration of the third person
doesnt it make you feel oh so alive |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"speaking in third person isnt just a gimmick fro The Lion
its part of his overall genetic formation
Mark and his alter ego Sandra think Lion is bat shit crazy but is also the most entertaining person they have seen here in a while.
Mark is currently rooting is the hot press for his old school bag while Sandra gets rocks from the garden
The Lion would like to take this time to thank you for your supportive and kind words ...
You have also embraced the narration of the third person
doesnt it make you feel oh so alive "
Mark and Sandra are now fighting over who is the third and fourth person. An unforseen problem  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Most PT's I have seen in the last couple of years have done a course over a few weekends and now think that they invented training. some have only done a few bodybuilding or powerlifting comps and use that as their way to get money from people by giving programmes they were handed and claiming that they wrote it |
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