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over a year ago
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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Lmao that still works  please educate me I don't get that one.
I'll show you some night  "
It always works unless they say no does it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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Look her in the eye, then look down to your crotch, then look her in the eye again and say "well it's not gonna suck itself" |
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over a year ago
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"My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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Look her in the eye, then look down to your crotch, then look her in the eye again and say "well it's not gonna suck itself""
Brilliant  |
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"My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Or
Look her in the eye, then look down to your crotch, then look her in the eye again and say "well it's not gonna suck itself""
A mate of mine tried the last one lmao it was funny for me but the woman wasnt so happy about it needless to say the only connection made was her hand to his face lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Or
Look her in the eye, then look down to your crotch, then look her in the eye again and say "well it's not gonna suck itself"
A mate of mine tried the last one lmao it was funny for me but the woman wasnt so happy about it needless to say the only connection made was her hand to his face lmao "
Yeah it's a few years since I've used that one. But hit and miss. Gotten a few slaps but also gotten a few rides. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your father doing time? Because he stole the two diamonds and put them in your eyes
Lol you weren't the young man that used that line on me at the weekend were you  "
Unfortunately not  well unless you were that girl in the pub in west Clare that was a double for Rachel Stevens  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lost. My number can i borrow. Yours. Ill give it. Back. I promise.
My magic watch says ur not wearing and panties. Her. Sorri but. I am. Oh shit sorri it an hour fast.
If i asked you for sex would your ans be the. Same as the ans to this question |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's on your bedroom ceiling
just paint ...why
take a long hard look because you won't see it for some time.
why is that?
because your face will be in the pillow muffling your screams of extasy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Get in the van, I have a knife'
Or my personal favourite,
Lean in gently and whisper in her ear,
'You know how I know I'm taking you home tonight?......because I'm stronger than you are'
Legal notice:
I swear I've never used either lmao |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"Do you have health insurance? Coz I'm gonna send you home in a wheelchair
Got mailed that recently...."
fuckng hell lol
thats almost as bad as
do you have pet insurance ?
because im going to destroy your pussy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon
Do you like dragons? Because I'll be Dragon my balls across your face
Do you like tapes and CDs because I'm going to tape my dick to your face so you can CDs nuts
Your legs are like Oreos I wanna split them and eat the good stuff in between
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice shoes wanna funk??
or my personal favourite- Give us a go of your labia  "
I've heard the first one before and tried to blank it from my memory ,for fear of saying it to someone on a d*unken night out.
The second one I reckon has burned itself into the memory,I know that's just gonna come out of my mouth at some stage,I knew I shound'nt have read it but curiosity got the better of me.pmsl
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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"Nice shoes wanna funk??
or my personal favourite- Give us a go of your labia
I've heard the first one before and tried to blank it from my memory ,for fear of saying it to someone on a d*unken night out.
The second one I reckon has burned itself into the memory,I know that's just gonna come out of my mouth at some stage,I knew I shound'nt have read it but curiosity got the better of me.pmsl
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ooh Randy.....what a biteable bum you've got there |
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