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In honour of fathers day I decided to post a thread for cringey jokes only a dad could get away with eg.
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement! 
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In honour of fathers day I decided to post a thread for cringey jokes only a dad could get away with eg.
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"
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An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whisky a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well," he replied, "I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences and branding cattle, so I guess I am."
"I'm a lesbian," she said. "I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women. When I shower I think about women. While I watch TV or even eat I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"I always thought I was," he replied, "but I just found out I'm a lesbian." |
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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!" |
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